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Anonymous 11/15/19(Fri)03:31:57 No.8797103 File: sinryakuJK.jpg (1.29 MB, 2000x1800) >>8797634 >>8797856 >I'd turn myself into a trap version of myself, all cute and feminine but with my d--- still >I'd bully the world! I'm god and can make the rules, so I could have tons of fun bullying the earth in impossible, great ways >turning the earth into a pair of briefs, with everything moving still as if it's a harry potter painting stretched to cover my ass and c--- >turning the earth into a gumball, and chewing on it and squishing it into mush as I play a dumb game >After those, i'd take all the people who like me being god and that kind of play, and let them live in a dust-sized city in a glass jar! Sometimes bullying them by peeing or climaxing into it, or just shaking it out of boredom even though they're my favorites! Shrinking myself down to their size on occasion, and enjoying being treated like the god I am by them >I'd take the earth, with everyone who doesnt like me being god on it, and use it as a toy! Carelessly poking it, squishing it, and turning it into things like tissues to wipe my nose with. It'd be fun using their tiny marble earth as a rock to get the scuff off my tennis shoes, and to totally control them into doing or thinking stupid stuff just for the lols Universe is the best toy~

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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