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Anonymous We are witnessing a legendary (...) 04/15/24(Mon)12:01:15 No.77141669 mook backstage 11 KB JPG > be me > Has autism > dont have a lot of friends growing up > decide to make YouTube videos because why not > gets around 20-30 views > start uploading random skits to tiktok > gains a following > one video is me singing Empire State of Mind by jay z > everyone loves it > signs a record deal > the deal gets canceled > oh anyway lets travel to New York > starts live streaming > gets a huge following > start charging people to take selfies with me > make a quick buck here and there > decides to try alcohol > tasty.png > slowly but surely develop alcoholism > travel around Europe meeting fans > due to being intoxicated I find myself involved in conflicts > have outburst and scream to bystanders > REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.exe > keeps drinking > dye my hair Oompa Loompa green > people start following me and steal my iconic hat > still Believe I have genuine fans when in reality people just like to troll me > everything gets uploaded online Autism is one hell of a drug

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon Has Been Watching Invincible | /r/Greentext

File: 1700422065444.jpg (111 KB, 1920x1080) ☐ Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)11:02:56 No. 143184347 >>143184382 >>143184412 >>143184774 >>143185135 >>143186034 >>143186156 >>143186444 >>143186460 >>143189621 >>143190981 >>143191009 Well, /co/. Would you Monster Girl? Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)11:03:59 No.143184360 >>143184389 >>143184396 >>143184482 >>143184493 >>143184502 >>143184562 >>143187057 >Looks like my sister >acts like my sister >has the same name No >> Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)11:18:48 No.143184562 >>143184360 >looks like anons sister >acts like anons sister >has the same name Yes ☐ Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)11:22:39 No.143184619 >>143190005 File: IMG_0633.jpg (64 KB, 800x450) The law requires that I answer "no" ☐ Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)16:51:29 No.143190005 >>143184619 underrated ☐ Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)17:38:41 No.143190390 >Viltrumites live for thousands of years >Mark is effectively a baby by their standards Does that make Anissa a r----- AND p--------? Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)19:25:42 No.143190981 >>143184347 (OP). sexxo ☐ Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)19:34:56 No.143191009 >>143184347 (OP). Honestly she's kind of a bitch.

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Anon is doomed to have to breed with a water buffalo-esque sort of female. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: Ael5ywFW) 04/15/24(Mon)01:41:59 No.465054964 Follow BROKIES BEWARE A A don't hmu unless you're at 8+ figures/month and > 6'2.*+ Big is optional but preferred. I love cosplay and boba tea ratemytwat.co/ Joined December 2020 2 Following 80K Followers Not followed by anyone you're following 184 KB JPG Scrolling through x and come across this. I don't really speak to that many women, but she seemed to be really cute, as far as her pics go. Do all cuties have this high standards?? I'm in my late 20s, and don't think I'll ever be at 8 figs + per month. Ever since school I dreamed of one day marrying a hottie like her, but this keeps seeming more unlikely as time passes. Does this mean I'm doomed to have to breed with a water buffalo-esque sort of female? 175 Replies / 30 Images View Thread Anonymous (ID: Bp1DHXn) 04/15/24(Mon)04:26:04 No.465062730 >>465054964 (OP). Yes if you're hell-bent of staying in the west. If you earn decently well ($50k+/year), have reasonable social skills and are at least average looking, then you can move to a tier-3 country (Thailand, Colombia, etc) and land a hottie there.

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Anon plays the sims | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 21 KB JPG house 08/25/19(Sun)23:34:20 No.808028749 >Be me, 26 >Buys The Sims for PC >Create character that looks like me. >Get a job, and a wife. >Have a kid >Successful in career and nice >Close down the game >Stare into a blank screen while drinking heavily. I keep telling myself it's not too late, but deep inside I know it will never happen.

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Anon usedvanlig their spare time om tiktok | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 125 KB JPG 04/15/24(Mon)04:45:54 No.77139268 >install tiktok >become faceless contrarian shitposter >take the most extreme opposing view always >normies lose their minds >inbox full of seethe >they even post video essays about my comments i havent had this much fun on the internet in years. try it for yourselves anons 3 Replies View Thread

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anon goes to the doctor | /r/Greentext

12:24 ill 26% : Anonymous 02/29/24(Thu)00:11:33 No.76623881 TARD JAIL >be me, go to doctor >"there's something wrong with how fat your nuts are" >don't understand the rest >doctor leaves room for a 25 KB JPG min >afraid he'll want to keep touching my balls >want to leave but too afraid I'll be caught before my appointment is finished >try to escape out the window >accidentally break it >panic and start kicking window >whole thing just pops out and falls to the ground >forgot I'm on the 2nd story >too late to turn back now >jump out window, hit ground >foot hurts >alot >remember I'm at a Dr's office >go back inside to get foot looked at >think they won't recognize me >they recognize me >police show up >I'm arrested, charged with destruction of property >foot still hurts, nuts still fat I'm due to show up in court in like a month. What do? I'm too retarded to be trusted with adulthood. : Anonymous 02/29/24(Thu)00:16:48 No.76623919 Dude. What thef f---. |||

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Anon gets good advice | /r/Greentext

File: piyvqltbipj51.png (794 KB, 1080x1210) how tf do i progress from here 1 reply omitted. Click here to view. ☐ life after HS Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)21:06:01 No.916901845 [Reply] >>916902167 >>916902291 >be me >19, pushing 20 >spend all of my day on my computer or phone >consume fast food all day everyday >graduated HS almost a year ago >lost all my friends and acquaintances after HS >completely isolated, zero friends >never asked a girl out, never had a relationship >decide to lose virginity to some chubby escort because im tired and ashamed of being a virgin >pressured by my family to pursue a future in the medical field that I never want or care about >got rejected from the University I wanted to go to due to poor choices I made in HS >forced to go to a s----- community college >classes are full of older people who i cant relate or make friends with >work a s----- dead-end part time job with no human interaction >continuing to do what i do because i have no other escape >smoke weed everyday to escape the harsh reality of my life and future Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)21:13:38 No.916902167 >>916901845 (OP) take this advice from someone whos been where you are (now 28 with wife and baby and own home) >quit smoking weed >start saving money and investing it even if its small, always pay yourself first >cut the fast food and start eating real food you will feel way better >if you want to make friends join a local club (something you like, chess, soccer, volleyball, even a church if you are religious) >if you want to find a girl use tinder/bumble/POF its not hard but dont make your world revolve around her either. figure out your own life and who you are as a person first. >lastly make a plan to get a better job, so you can really save more and improve your life. this usually starts with school and networking >get off 4chan and go outside Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)21:14:41 No.916902206 Knock off the fast food and weed. Youre asking to be poor and suffer doing that. As for the rest f--- if I know. Try vshred and see if it works. Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)21:16:22 No.916902291 >>916901845 (OP) Life is full of disappointment Anon. Find happiness in the present moment, and be content with what you have. Then just live from that place and let your path unfold with grace and gratitude. You're only 20, just be.

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Always love yourself more than you love a woman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 59 KB JPG 04/14/24(Sun)19:21:16 No.31065223 >ask girlfriend to get married >she says she wants to but ask me how much I have in my bank account and what's my yearly salary (around 50k per year) >claims that It's too little, that her mom's married out of love and she always had a miserable life >try to explain my investments and my retire plan >breaks up with me on the spot because "that's not the life she wants" >FFW >She is now with a new guy >Common friend tells me the new guy is verbally abusive, limit her wardrobe and cheats on her with a femboy >she refuse to leave him because his family is rich >TFW My only hope is that she will never regret this, and if she does she won't come back to me, because I won't take her back, I love her but I love more. I want her to be happy but deep down I know that happiness mustn't be with me.

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The Library Experience | /r/Greentext

File: image1.png (176 KB, 510x490) Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)18:24:53 No.916900085 >be me >regularly go to my local library >every time i go i use computer 10 >i love computer 10 >strange homoerotic relationship with this computer >use this computer every day >play many inapropriate games on computer 10 >i think it enjoys it as much as i do >look up some spicy content >this one kid who i talked to a couple times approaches me >he's holding his nokia >he's recording me >realise this, screen at him and aggressively scratch and hiss at him >another win for me and my beautiful computer 10

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Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 140 KB JPG 2 Replies 2 Images Anonymous 10 KB PNG Anonymous 78 KB JPG 04/14/24(Sun)15:44:35 No.74051008 >You're gonna love it, Anon... View Thread 04/14/24(Sun)15:44:58 No.74051012 >L-L-Love what, sir?? 04/14/24(Sun)15:45:59 No.74051016 >Why, your future, of course!

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Anon on the indie game scene | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/05/24(Tue)09:29:34 No.669181068 1704215475753.jpg 163 KB JPG >supposed indie game revolution >no Deus Ex inspired game >no Morrowind inspired game >instead release the 5000th pixelshit roguelike what went wrong?? une pi

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Anon has a realization | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 04/15/24(Mon)00:10:38 No.77136588 1707043501980935.png 84 KB PNG >make fun of self-harm, wristcutter retards >go out for a smoke >smoke >c-------- >realize Anonymous Have an updoot! this so much this 04/15/24(Mon)00:21:58 No.77136703

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Anon prepares a document | /r/Greentext

>be me >at guys house >he spills some ice cubes on the ground and kicks them under the fridge >I say "hygienic much" >ge opens a drawer and gets a printed wikipedia page of evaporation and hands it to me >why are men like this?

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