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![File: piyvqltbipj51.png (794 KB, 1080x1210) how tf do i progress from here 1 reply omitted. Click here to view. ☐ life after HS Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)21:06:01 No.916901845 [Reply] >>916902167 >>916902291 >be me >19, pushing 20 >spend all of my day on my computer or phone >consume fast food all day everyday >graduated HS almost a year ago >lost all my friends and acquaintances after HS >completely isolated, zero friends >never asked a girl out, never had a relationship >decide to lose virginity to some chubby escort because im tired and ashamed of being a virgin >pressured by my family to pursue a future in the medical field that I never want or care about >got rejected from the University I wanted to go to due to poor choices I made in HS >forced to go to a s----- community college >classes are full of older people who i cant relate or make friends with >work a s----- dead-end part time job with no human interaction >continuing to do what i do because i have no other escape >smoke weed everyday to escape the harsh reality of my life and future Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)21:13:38 No.916902167 >>916901845 (OP) take this advice from someone whos been where you are (now 28 with wife and baby and own home) >quit smoking weed >start saving money and investing it even if its small, always pay yourself first >cut the fast food and start eating real food you will feel way better >if you want to make friends join a local club (something you like, chess, soccer, volleyball, even a church if you are religious) >if you want to find a girl use tinder/bumble/POF its not hard but dont make your world revolve around her either. figure out your own life and who you are as a person first. >lastly make a plan to get a better job, so you can really save more and improve your life. this usually starts with school and networking >get off 4chan and go outside Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)21:14:41 No.916902206 Knock off the fast food and weed. Youre asking to be poor and suffer doing that. As for the rest f--- if I know. Try vshred and see if it works. Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)21:16:22 No.916902291 >>916901845 (OP) Life is full of disappointment Anon. Find happiness in the present moment, and be content with what you have. Then just live from that place and let your path unfold with grace and gratitude. You're only 20, just be.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/795/091/757.png "Anon gets good advice | /r/Greentext")
![File: 06c2f6b333aaca86855a3f43e(...).jpg (64 KB, 680x680) Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)18:26:33 No.916892366 >be me >at guys house >he spills some ice cubes on the ground and kicks them under the fridge >I say "hygienic much" >ge opens a drawer and gets a printed wikipedia page of evaporation and hands it to me >why are men like this? [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [☐ Auto] [Post a Reply]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/794/998/a43.png "Anon has acquired bf | /r/Greentext")
