![File: 06c2f6b333aaca86855a3f43e(...).jpg (64 KB, 680x680) Anonymous 04/14/24(Sun)18:26:33 No.916892366 >be me >at guys house >he spills some ice cubes on the ground and kicks them under the fridge >I say "hygienic much" >ge opens a drawer and gets a printed wikipedia page of evaporation and hands it to me >why are men like this? [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [☐ Auto] [Post a Reply]](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/794/998/a43.png "Anon has acquired bf | /r/Greentext")
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![File: 1693207037110.png (1.1 MB, 2048x1152) THE Holy GHOST The Holy Ghost 04/14/24(Sun)12:09:37 No.77130187 [Reply] THE LAST JUDGMENT 1. Abortion: The Holy Ghost said, Abortion in that world is now acceptable when solely desired by the embryo mother; there are too many souls in that world, and 144,000 new developing worlds need old souls. 2. Birth Control: The Holy Ghost said, Birth control in that world is now acceptable when solely desired by the male and the female; there are too many souls in that world, and 144,000 new developing worlds need old souls. 3. Death Penalty: The Holy Ghost said, Death penalty in that world is now acceptable when solely desired by the jurisdiction; there are too many souls in that world, and 144,000 new developing worlds need old souls. 4. Euthanasia: The Holy Ghost said, Euthanasia in that world is now acceptable when solely desired by the body's owner; there are too many souls in that world, and 144,000 new developing worlds need old souls. 5. Human Cloning: The Holy Ghost said, Human cloning in that world is now acceptable when solely desired by the donor(s): however; there are too many souls in that world, and 144,000 new developing worlds need old souls. 6. Human Embryo Destruction: The Holy Ghost said, Human embryo destruction in that world is now acceptable when solely desired by the embryo owner; there are too many souls in that world, and 144,000 new developing worlds need old souls. 7. Marriage: The Holy Ghost said, Marriage is not acceptable in that world; as I wrote in Gospel 20:35 "But they which shall be accounted worthy to obtain that world, and the resurrection from the dead, neither marry, nor are given in marriage." https://www.deathwithdignity.org https://www.prochoice.org The Holy Ghost](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/794/725/5c9.jpeg "Anon is weird conspiracy theorist I guess? | /r/Greentext")
