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: Anonymous 04/07/24(Sun)12:35:46 No.916510994 10 KB JPG >be me >chilling at parents house for easter >sister and her kids are there >my nephew, 10, comes up to me >say hi to him >he tells me i have a personality like a bottle of 3 in 1 soap >refuses to elaborate >leaves >still confused about it a week later what did he mean by this?

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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File: Drinker.jpg (30 KB, 400x400) Anonymous 04/07/24(Sun)07:22:15 No.198005078 ►>>198005221 >>198005881 >>198005915 >>198006637 >>198006792 >>198006801 >>198006839 >>198006981 >>198007033 >>198007079 >>198007253 >>198007417 >>198007644 >>198007665 >>198007853 >>198008102 >>198008898 >>198009320 >>198010127 >>198010807 >>198011185 >> >you know, I had to create a fake persona like Mr. Plinkett and Angry Video Game Nerd so I could attempt to bring some form of comedy to my movie reviews on youtube. Truth of the matter is, I'm just not funny or interesting to listen to. In fact, you could say I'm rather dull. You see, I was born into a middle class white family, went to a public school, had brown hair, was average weight and height and got average grades, I never excelled at anything and I never had a passion for anything... except pop culture and consumerism of course! That's where all my life experiences come from. I'm essentially just another flavour of Chris Stuckmann, only with opposite opinions regarding politics, and just like Chris Stuckmann, you'll also be leaving my videos feeling empty and uninformed, as if you've watched nothing. Well, sorry to burst your bubble, but you did watch nothing! Because all I do is parrot opinions that are approved by my group of chuds on youtube like Geeks and Gamers, Nerdrotic and Ryan Kinel... you get the picture. Anyways, that's all I've got for today. Go away now Anonymous 04/07/24(Sun)07:26:07 No.198005181 >>198007633 read it in his voice nailed it op Anonymous 04/07/24(Sun)07:51:52 No.198005807 >>198006213 >>198006258 >>198009786 >rightfully criticizes left wing propaganda movies >defends right wing propaganda movies >>198005844 >goes on Ben Shapiros podcast and has a circlejerk with him >advertises shapiros snow white movie >calls lady ballers a rough gem What a f------ hack Anonymous 04/07/24(Sun)08:26:43 No.198006725 >be s----- author >make s----- youtube channel as side gig >start spazing out the most obvious s--- possible that even normies can see >network with other famous youtubers >become famous why haven't you done that /tv/?

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Anonymous 04/07/24(Sun)00:48:17 No.672620772 >>672620987 >>672657515 File: 1683656275535199.gif (21 KB, 122x128) >>672620362 >tfw only have been going to BK for the recent past months because of this super sexy amazonian nigress I WAS SUPPOSED TO BE RACIST AAAHHHH

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: Anonymous (ID: POFJMFRW) = 04/07/24(Sun)05:43:22 No.464195396 GK09AC3XKAAWKj_.jpg 100 KB JPG >Film starts >Tom Holland sees whatever this is >drinks poison and kills himself immediately >end >british mentally ill rattaratrartatatatar rap >credits: Goldstein & Meyer >>464195824 # >>464195918 # >>464195926 # >>464196212 #

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: Anonymous G NV that? 168 KB PNG 04/07/24(Sun)08:24:50 No.195745397 >F--- off we're full! Okay? How? You're the size of continental USA with a population of 25 million only. >Oi b-b-but muh desert, you fawkin drango, C---! Egypt is a desert also and it's smaller with a population of 100 million. In fact you don't inhabit all the coasts, why is >Imb4 This doesn't mean I'm for importanting poos, no. I'm genuinely asking why Australias don't expand if they have an overpopulation problem and a housing problem.

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Anonymous 10/10/23(Tue)14:59:01 No.75021829 >Be me peppo-pepe.gif 25 KB GIF >Wake up with a stiff neck Fml >Never tell anyone about my neck FFW to next day >Scrolling through phone >See an ad for a neck and head supporter W-- is going on. Anonymous 10/10/23(Tue)15:00:10 No.75021845 Don't worry about it, goy. PURE COINCIDENCE 82 KB JPG

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Anonymous WORLD WAR AN ORAL HISTORY OF THE ZOMBIE WAR 04/06/24(Sat)03:15:51 No. 197988912 >artillery doesn't work on zombies because.... because it just doesn't ok??? Let's be honest, a faithful adaption would have been s--- also. MAX BROOKS 41 KB JPG Anonymous >>197988912 (OP) # 04/06/24(Sat)03:17:34 No. 197988942 brad pitt drank a soda during this movie >>197990944 # >>197998243 #

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File: IMG_6203.jpg ( 840 KB, 1170x899) सुपर्णनखा ने क्यों बसाया मक्का म CC BELIEVE AUTINE सुपर्णखा की इस गलती से हुआ इस्लाम धर्म का जन्म | Surpanakha Ke Bare Mein Janka... Factaiz Facts · 2.9M views • 1 year ago 9:28 : O Anonymous (ID: 86nmXrs/ ) 04/06/24 (Sat)19:15:56 No.464156703 > >464156977 >>464157220 >>464157225 >>464157360 >>464157384 >>464157503 >>464157758 >>464158090 >>464158428 >>464158952 >>464159520 >>464159874 >>464159898 >>464159966 >>464160126 >>464160364 A good proportion Of Hindus believe their lord Vishnu is held hostage inside kabba by Muslims and to save him they need to destroy it lol

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How does FromSoftware release AAA games so frequently? Elden Ring boss says "we are just blessed with a great staff" that the studio empowers and retains By Dustin Bailey published 1 day ago "We're able to understand quickly what we want to make" GHIIGKOWUAAakeT.jpg 63 KB JPG They just don't make them like FromSoft Anonymous 02/25/24(Sun)08:42:34 No.668246473 >don't fire people after finishing work >allow them to get better >w-- how the hell do they do it Truly a mystery for the ages.

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File: shiba4.jpg (61 KB, 640x630) Anonymous 04/06/24(Sat) 18:08:47 No.77041904 [Reply] >>77042083 >be former neet, turbo autist >desperate to be normal >get normal person job >establish surface level connections so as not to look like an outsider/transplant, become functioning part of social ecosystem at work >looksmax, become passably attractive >mimic common interests and trends >im doing it im doing it >open mouth >misread social cue/reply slightly off >they can smell the autism on me >get White Girls At Party Looking Disgusted.png Look >its over why do i even try. i cannot defeat hundreds of years of pattern recognition in the human brain. they can smell the uncanny valley on me Anonymous 04/06/24(Sat) 18:21:35 No.77042083 ►>>77042190 >>77041904 (OP) >why do i even try. to make money so that you can afford to take care of your dog. Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

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File: 02_checkout-lane-1.jpg (38 KB, 479x319) cold beer Thievery Anonymous 04/06/24(Sat) 18:30:04 No.77042201 How many of you guys seriously Shoplift regularly? What's your strat? Here's mine: >Never do anything major, shoplifting anything very valuable will just lead to you getting arrested >Go to Grocery Stores that also have non-Food items. This is what I steal. >Only Steal things you have enough money to pay for, this way you can always get away with the "I forgot it was in my pocket" excuse >If the store is small enough where it doesn't have picrel, your job will be far easier. Take something, put it in your pocket and casually walk out like you didn't buy anything. If caught, just say that you forgot you had it and shamefully pay >if your caught at one spot, its good to not steal there for a couple months, or at least when that employee isn't there it isn't much, but its extremely difficult to get caught and nearly impossible to actually get in punishment for it. Especially if you can say you're autistic

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I am never listening to normie advice again! Anonymous 04/06/24(Sat) 16:29:19 No.77040872 [Reply] ► >Be me >Discuss with my normie friends ways to get a girlfriend with my interests >They told me that I should touch grass and approach them. >I didn't believe them at first but decided to f--- it, I decided to surfacemaxx >I walked like 40k steps non stop, I went outside early in the morning and came back at like 8 pm. >I went to all sorts of places, parks, vidya stores, anime stores, literally anywhere that I have passion for. Nobody had approached me, I gave compliments to a few eGirls who wore cosplay and they just said "Thank you", nobody continued small talk. >I even went to grocery studios. I managed to make small talk but none continued it. >I was promised by normies that by making small talk, I'll succeed at love but all I got is me spending the entire day outside. >Mfw I am never listening to normies advice ever again.

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