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File: Wojak-stage-2.5-doomer-th(...).png (44 KB, 177x200) ☐ Why couples can't f--- off Anonymous 04/06/24(Sat)03:30:28 No.77032546 ►>>77032630 >>77033027 >>77033140 >be me >sit at the beach alone at night >there is 1 couple there >idgaf >i was listening then somehow 2 f------ couples came >i didn't care >another couple came to sit also >mfw this is f------ brutal >i look like the loneliest autistic clown on earth >i left and went to another place >mfw another couple came in Bros... this is insane i don't give a f--- about romance but is this torment Anonymous 04/06/24(Sat) 03:33:45 No.77032580 >>77032628 because you're on the beach f----- what are you talking about?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Iconic Easter Mice post | /r/Greentext

File: N-008.png (283 KB, 523x567) HAN RED WHITE &BU PARACH Anonymous 03/24/17(Fri)11:29:31 No.726714895 [Reply] > be me > be in 2003 > firework night > britfag celebration of the torture of a catholic > Uncle reveals he's attached mice/guinea pigs to the rockets along with makeshift parachutes > fireworks start going off > no mice survive > wholesome family tradition begins > be one year later > more mice > family compete to see who can make the best parachutes > no mice survive > be in 2008 > first successful landing > first firework day trophy is awarded to my sister > still no survivors though > baby steps > be in 2010 > first survivor touches down > big celebration > we begin breeding the mice to save money > survivor is used as stud to selectively breed an ubermaus race of rocket riders > be in 2011 > we are getting good at this > survival rate has reached -5 per year > survivors are sent back up > clearly they are the best specimens > need to stay competetive to win the trophy and newly introduced monetary prize > be in 2015 > great year for rocket riders > 11 survive >mfw I still haven't won a trophy > pic related

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Anon's hookup strategy | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: d//iSEDJ 04/05/24(Fri) 07:42:53 No.464003519 >>464003058 # you're so f------ dumb c---, i hooked up with girls the way everyone did >go to party >see attractive girl >tell a male friend she is cute 2.16 MB WEBM >5-10 mins later word has gotten around that you said shes cute >20 mins later ur in the bathroom hooking up You didnt even talk to her, you talked to someone else about her and she comes to you INCELS do not exist >>464003590 # >>464003737 # >>464004048 # >>464004217 # >>464004558 # >>464005354 # >>464007736 # >>464011418 # >>464012752 #

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I'm the guy you see | /r/Greentext

File: bane.png (339 KB, 744x526) B Anonymous 05/19/23(Fri)07:29:43 No.637668625 >>637668659 >>637668695>>637668948 >>637669559 >>637669691 >>637670921 >>637671098 >>637674419 >>637674940 >>637675347 >>637678501 >>637679510 >>637681109 >>637683271 >>637703128 >>637719664 >You see, a guy like me.... Anonymous 05/19/23(Fri)07:30:14 No.637668659 >>637735041 >>637668625 (OP) freak Anonymous 05/19/23(Fri)07:30:49 No.637668695 >>637668625 (OP) >has no games >>637668848 >>637671049 >>637677819 >>637718682 >>637731582 Anonymous 05/19/23(Fri)07:32:56 No.637668848 >>637669475 >>637670726 >>637671040 >>637673278>>637673508 >>637673610 >>637674285 >>637675478 >>637675962 >>637676551 >>637677175 >>637677206 >>637677620 >>637677764 >>637678027 >>637678609 >>637678953 >>637679339 >>637679946 >>637680031 >>637680149 >>637680573 >>637680606 >>637682319 >>637682340 >>637683463 >>637683464 >>637683606 >>637684842 >>637685672 >>637686031 >>637690063 >>637690513 >>637690708 >>637690938 >>637694409 >>637694671 >>637698185 >>637698601 >>637700262 >>637702941 >>637703361 >>637703434 >>637704086 >>637704765 >>637705567 >>637706698 >>637707942 >>637707959 >>637708115 >>637710715 >>637710947 >>637711079 >>637711252 >>637712035 >>637712371 >>637712489>>637712561 >>637713373 >>637714405 >>637715236 >>637715754>>637716184 >>637717947 >>637718595>>637718639 >>637719356 >>637719363 >>637719854 >>637724349 >>637725315 >>637726230 >>637726289 >>637726365 >>637728110 >>637728669 >>637729476 >>637729978 >>637730223 >>637730882 >>637731148 >>637731331 >>637731396 >>637731460 >>637731582 >>637734682 >>637668695 ESL moment. It's "have no games" since he's talking about himself, retard

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anon plays a game | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous The Number Come 242 KB JPG >be me 04/05/24(Fri)17:20:09 No.916442655 >go to friends house, hangout with her+our mutual friend >having fun, she's streaming stuff on the TV, we are joking around with some fella who keeps sending her toilet pics and pics of his poop in the toilet >get grossed out and we stop opening his snaps >night goes on, forget to make dinner, don't care >dm her the number game, after asking if she wants to play it >end up playing the number game with her, mutual friend doesn't want any part of it >find out a LOT about her >find out what she likes and doesn't like >go home, go to bed >no sleep due to thinking I f----- my friendship up >ffw to today >she's more interested in what I msg her about >invite her and a mutual friend to a party in July, both agree >not invited to a local restaurant due to no money >plan to ask her if I can go next week or the week after >tomorrow we are doing karaoke with her voice changing mic /b/ros I think I hit the lottery, I have an awesome friend that I get to hangout with. I always wished I had this in highschool and now its finally happened that I'm in college.

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Anon lost his v-card to a cavern | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous lost my v-card but I want to v(...) 191 KB JPG 04/05/24(Fri)21:55:14 No.77026141 >girl from work starts showing interest in me >been khhv for 25 years >she's super cute tho >we date >goes surprisingly not terrible >she's very into me it seems >late night >we are alone together at her place >"anon, before we go further, I have something to tell you" >o s--- here comes the STDs >no she just has a massive gaping vag >her bedroom has several gigantic dragon dildoes >lined up in order from smallest to largest >the largest is as big as my arm, she says she can't even fit it all >already regret >go thru with it anyway >nothing else wrong with her except c------ is impossible for both of us >honestly one of the nastiest things I have ever done in my life >want to ghost her but dunno how without looking like the biggest a------ ever The issue is that people here keep telling me "that is just genetics" and I don't know how you can look yourself in the mirror when you tell such obvious lies

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anon is a Proud, Hopeful Zionist | /r/Greentext

File: Screenshot 2024-04-05 133218.jpg (51 KB, 605x414) G. Globe Eye News @GlobeEyeNews - 2h Iran: These are the last days for Israel 148 420 2.8K ılı 63K B israel Mark 04/05/24(Fri)13:50:15 No.77027823 >Be Israel >Found your country under the pretense of an ancient state from millennia ago >claim that all religious or ethnic jews are automatically native to this specific plot of land even if their ancestors left thousands of years ago >ethnically cleanse nearly 750,000 Palestinian Civilians from your new land >Continuously Suck the C--- of American Funds so you can keep acting cocky with your arab neighbors >ffw Now >The brown people we keep in that tiny strip of land with little food or water decide to fight back >F------ mass kill every civilian you see (unironically not that big of an exaggeration) >So cocky you outright say no to the US whos telling you to stop r----- kids in Gaza >MISSILE STRIKE A F------ IRANIAN CONSULATE IN SYRIA >IRAN IS OPENLY GETTING READY TO INVADE ISRAEL >THE US WILL SUPPORT THEM MILITARILY If Iran doesn't P---- out, History will remember this as Israel's doing. Zionism is a mental illness

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Anon's dad was the best. | /r/Greentext

Like, ears in Rain, Scoo Anonymous 1 hour ago 46515536 1474820705804.jpg (23.3 KB, 242x206) 1 REPLY >Born in the year of 1993 >Mother abandoned me at birth >22 year old father abandons all his dreams to raises me alone >times are tough as f--- as he has to juggle work and me >whenever he has free time we play vidya together >we move from old nintendo and s--- to WoW raiding and so on >helps me with school and even encourages me to study in a university >follow his advice and manage to finish uni with engineer degree >1 year ago he gets diagnosed with lung cancer >time goes on and it gets so bad he cant get out of the hospital bed >visit him every single day >week ago >"Hey Anon, was I a good father?" >"You were the best, dad" >"Heh, thanks son" >2 seconds later, flatline >today >finally decide to organize his stuff in his old bedroom >find a notebook >in details he wrote every day he spent with me >"today me and anon went to carnival and did etc." >every day ends with "I hope im doing enough for him" >last entry is before he enters the hospital > "All these years I did what I could, I dont regret (mothers name) abandoning me and Anon and not even calling once" >"I just hope Anon has grown up to be the best he can" You were the bets old man, godspeed to you.

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Anon Sexually Assaults his friend | /r/Greentext

105 KB PNG >be me > 23 year old guy from hungary > be bisexual > Live with your best friend (25M) in a flat > Always had a crush on him, but he is not into it. > He has sleep paralysis, he told me that every timeit happens he is unable to move, but he can see a man with long hair standing next to his bed. Never do anything, just stand there, then leaves. > I decided to do some trolling > Next night at around 5AM I went to his room. > I have long bron hair, which i always tie up, but now i let it to cover my face. > I take of my clothes and stand next to his bed > His eyes are open, but he is not moving, he cleraly sees me, but he doesn't know its me, because its pitch dark > I start to take his blanket off. > I see his huge d--- > I start tolick it, then I put itinto my mouth > He can only move his eyes and they are watching me > When his d--- is hard enough i sit on his lap. His whole meat slips into my a------. > I start gently bouncing on it, feels amazing > I moan in a deep voice > I felt that he busted a huge nut in my a------ > I get of him, and he still lying on his bed looking at me. > With slow movements a put the planket back on him, and gently I walk away backwards, disapearing in the darknes > Next day he told me about it > He doesn't understand why the sleep paralysis demon did this, but he says he did not feel anything during the "shadow sex" > He never realized it was me > From now it's become a habbit, i do it once every week when i see him in that stae > He get used to it, he said at least the demon is not so scary anyomre There is no demon Flórián, you just had ot gay sex with me

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Bro really said Edgerunners is slop | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 567 KB PNG 04/05/24(Fri)13:36:49 No. 197956139 > Grew up watching anime > Loved stuff like Eva, Spirited Away, GITS, Turn-A Gundam, FMA 2003, Bebop, etc... > Stop watching anime around late 2010s because it had completely collapsed in quality while I myself developed a distaste for really shlocky anime. > Fast forward 2024, there's constant shilling of anime on /tv/. > Decide to check out some of the titles out of curiousity. > Frieren- Slop > Cyberpunk Edgerunners- Slop > Mushoku Tensei- P--- slop > JJK, CSM, AOT- Edgy Shonenslop W-- is wrong with modern "anime fans"? Why are they proud of this dogshit? I used to read fanfics during my teen years and quality of writing in these shows is on par with those fanfics. S----- animations and ugly designs too. I think I'll stick to older cinema, books and the occassionally good modern flick.

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First we feast and I’m your host Anon | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/03/24(Wed)21:41:52 No.20368632 ition Facts 170 0. To autism gang LOCK IN what we eating Anonymous IMG_6975.jpg 214 KB JPG 04/03/24(Wed)21:48:12 No.20368653 327 what a coincidence IMG_6978.jpg 287 KB JPG >>20368656 # >>20368670 # >>20368672 # >>20368778 # >>20368872 # >>20368882 # >>20368942 # >>20368968 # >>20368991 # >>20368997 # >>20369003 # Anonymous >>20368653 # 04/04/24(Thu)00:06:53 No.20369003 >fork and spoon on a hairy blanket you moved to take the photo Women can be disgusting but it only makes sense that the types that want attention on cuckchan are disgusting by default.

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It just works | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 04/04/24(Thu)17:36:08 No.672418691 >Disney buys Star Wars for $4 billion >Microsoft buys Bethesda for $7.5 billion Todd is an absolute hustler 98 KB JPG

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