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6KiB, 194x259, 1.jpg Anonymous Sat 13 Dec 2014 23:32:52 No.51470680 Quoted By: >>51470721 >>51470779 >>51470821 >enjoying some pizza rolls while masturbating to iCarly View >bitch mom knocks and tells me to clean my room and get rid of my s--- jug >start faking pain "Oww! I gots me a booboo!" While sneaking up behind the door > when she comes in I knock her purse out of her hands and blow a fat load on it > "Now take me to Wendy's or I'll f------ kill myself." > she complies, weeping > we get there and they have Frozen toys > I specifically ask for an Elsa toy so I can spunk on it and let it get crusty > normie BITCH gave me a F------ OLAF f------ NORMALFAG I can't believe what my eyes are SEEING right now GODDAMMIT >see little girl who has the Elsa >"Trade?" >she seems scared > whatever I need it more than her so I rip it out of her hands > she starts crying and her Chad looking father comes running after me >"Mom, can you f------ hurry? I'm going to miss Yo Gabba Gabba you slut." > we get in the car, mom seems on the verge of tears >"You must realize this was your fault for having me. I don't owe you s---. Your sick pleasure f------ Chad's d--- to have me should be enough reward." Normies just don't get it

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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