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: Anonymous 79 KB JPG >Never divorce Marriage in 2024 03/23/24(Sat) 17:26:30 No.76877368 Marriage in 1950 >Get some milkshakes with the boys >See cute girl >Talk to her, maybe dance a bit >Get married a few weeks later >Have five kids >Get a job and buy a house after marriage >Have a military-style workout routine, cold showers everyday with intensive skincare, spend years trying to get a good job and studying how to make women happy before even starting to date >Go on dating app >If you're lucky, someone's going to choose you in the human meat market >Have to do all sorts of stupid stuff to get her dopamine fried brain to not get bored or get "the ick" >Maybe she'll marry you after years of building muh heccin relationship >Maybe get her to pump out one or two children from her wrinkly, egg deprived womb but probably not >She'll divorce you the second she feels like it Its crazy how picky and indecisive people have become these days.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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