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![File (hide): 1710133333987.mp4 (1.71 MB, 1280x720, -4990015884647599634.mp4)ImgOps [play once] [loop] [-] Chud 9 minutes ago No6540794 >HAHAHAHA!!!! LOL!!!! GAY SEX!!!! LOLOLOLOLOL !!!!!! F------ STICKING COCKS IN EACHOTHER'S S----- DIRTY FRAGILE ASSHOLES UNTIL THEIR ASSHOLES PROLAPSE AND LEAK S---!!!! LOL!!! SO HECKIN WHOLESOME!!!! LOVE FEMBOYS AYYAYAYAY FEMBOY PORNNNN IM GOOOONIIING TO SMOOTH FEMBOYS THAT COINCIDENTALLY LOOK LIKE 14YO BOYS!!!!! LOOK AT THIS SICK FJCKING YAOI!!!! HGNGHGHNGH AHAHAHHAHA LOLOLOLO!!!!! ANIME BOYS F------ EACHOTHER IS THE EXACT SAME AS POZZED F------ C------ IN EACH OTHERS ASSHOLES AND CAUSING CRAMPS AND SPREADING STDS AND CAUSING TEARS IN THE ASS!!!!! XDDDDD LOL OLOL!!!!!!! | HECKIN LOVE F------ TWINKS AND GETTING F----- IN MY ASS AND GETTING S--- ON MY D--- AND HAVING TO WEAR A CUTE HECKIN CONDOM BECAUSE F------ A MAN'S A------ IS LIKE GAMBLING WITH MY HEALTH!!!! BUT... BUTTT"!!! O_O BUTT!!!!!! LISTEN BRO IT FEEEELSS S0000000 GOOOOODDDDDD IT'S SO BASED AND KINO AND HOT WHILE YOUR BOTTOM MOANS WHILE YOU STUFF HIS A------ WITH YOUR C--- THAT DILATES HIS SPINCHTER OVER TIME!!!! WOAHHHH!!!!!! SHAVED ASSES!!!! FEMBOYS!!!!! TWINKS!!!!!! BEARS!!!!!! BRROOOOOO IM SUCH A F------ TOP!!!! IM A F------ BOTTTTOOMMMM!!!!!! IM A F------ VERS HOLY S---- BROOOOO I LOVE GAY F----- POZZED SINFUL LIFE- THREATENING SEX BECAUSE I AM A F------ HORNY APE!!!!!!! WHAT?!?! GAYS HAVE A HUNDRED SEX PARTNERS AND A HUGE PART OF YOUNG GAY CULTURE IS HOOKING UP WITH MARRIED 50YO "DADDIES" ON GRINDR?!?! BUT BUT BUT ALL MY HECKIN TRANIME TUMBLR GAY TEENAGE LOVE COMICS!!!!!!! WHAT THE LE FLIP IS THIS?!?!?! NOOOO000000000000000 NOOOOOOOO000000000000000000000 NOOOOOOOOOO THIS CANT BE HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!! DA STRAGGOOOOTSSS DID THISSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F--- F--- IM GONNA F------ BUST BECAUSE MY P--- ADDICTION IS TAKING OVER AGAIN.... UNGHHHH!!!!!!! ARGHHHH!!!!!!! MAN ASS!!!!!!!!!! RECTUMS!!!!!!!! C---!!!!!!!! BOYCUM!!!!! BOYDICK!!!!!!!! BOYPUSSY!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM NOT A P--------!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKKKK IM BUSSIN OUT RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AGHHHHHHHHHH](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/780/266/2f1.jpeg "/qa/ won btw | /r/Greentext")
![File (hide): 1707958620736.png (11.67 KB, 598x628, 1700813480013- 1.png)ImgOps [-] Chud 5 hours ago Nº6277964 > >6277971 >>6277987 >oh god i remember 7/11 i was eating an egg mcmuffin in my geo metro and suddenly a basketball american ran up to my car and said "AYO DEY DON BLOWN UP THE TOWERS N----" and i sharted all over myself i got so scared i rushed home turned on the tv switched the channel from premiuminterracial to CNN and oh my god i saw 400lb n----- mutt golems falling out it was awful i was crying i will never forget or something](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/780/265/ef7.jpeg "Hvly mutterald | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous (ID: k5DjK2+G) Getting old kinda sucks Anonymous 03/02/12(Fri)17:39 No.1921453 If only you knew how bad things really are. 268 KB PNG >Imfriendlywtf.jpg 02/21/24(Wed)04:57:22 No.459337224 >be me >Super well liked my whole life >Go anywhere make friends >Good times >Now am 38 >Seen as old man by anyone younger >Go to bar for a few drinks >People just walk away from me >Harder to find women >Am manlet >Used to be cute twink >Last woman cheat on me >Work all the time Is it over for me at 40? Anonymous (ID: ivktgred) [+] >>459337224 (OP) # >> cute twink 02/21/24(Wed) 05:01:11 No.459337521 kek nice 1....i guess... captain-cob gobbler. You eat corn on the cob wrong >>459344044 #](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/780/147/d24.jpeg "Anon grows up | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 12/02/15(Wed)17:11:29 No.655138144 [Reply] ►>>655139488 Ask a psychology major anything. +27 replies and 2 images omitted. Click here to view. >> Anonymous 12/02/15(Wed)17:24:54 No.655139483 >> Anonymous 12/02/15(Wed)17:24:57 No.655139486 Anonymous 12/02/15(Wed)17:24:57 No.655139488 File: IMG_20151202_120721155.jpg (2.1 MB, 4320x2432) >>655138144 (OP) Why do my spaghetti-Os keep making lightning?](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/779/989/2e8.jpeg "Q&A with Anon | /r/Greentext")
![File: IMG 20210707_090411.png (226 KB, 500x500) O Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)11:15:54 No.65033709 [Reply] >match on tinder >instantly send girl a gif >no reply Well she wasn't the one Anonymous 08/18/21(Wed)11:59:12 No.65034227 That's pretty based. Persistence is the key.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/177/479/040.png "Anon has standards | /r/Greentext")
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