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Anonymous 23 KB JPG >be me 03/23/24(Sat)04:23:27 No.37521131 >be craving some weed >I say to my buddy, >"Bro I'd sell my soul for some weed right now" >I reach into my coat pocket >I find a joint that I forgot about Is it over for me? 03/23/24(Sat)04:37:38 No.37521219 Anonymous >>37521131 (OP) # Did you smoke it? >>37521262 # Anonymous >>37521219 # I had a moment of weakness >>37522101 # 03/23/24(Sat)04:44:13 No.37521262 Anonymous >>37521262 # You're F-----. 03/23/24(Sat)07:13:09 No.37522101 God knows what you did man. You're gonna have to smoke another joint to cancel it out with high prayer. : Anonymous >>37521131 (OP) # 1572312413alju4.43.44 NO.37321213 Did you explicitly enter into a contract? Did you sign anything? If not, you should be good. >>37521444 # Anonymous >>37521131 (OP) # your behaviour is abominable >>37521492 # >>37521529 # 03/23/24(Sat)04:49:47 No.37521300

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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