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Anonymous B 08/01/24(Thu)19:54:55 No.200460410 >that shy quiet guy at work who doesn't talk to anyone unless spoken to Is this you in you're c---? 82 KB JPG Anonymous Says he has no hobbies, but still lives a "busy life" Never shares his political views Knows a suspicious amount of trivial things and interesting factoids about society. Never elaborates on how he knows these things 08/01/24(Thu)19:58:56 No.200460452 You think you once heard him say something f----- up, at a social gathering, but everyone chose to ignore it. You aren't sure that it wasn't just a dream. Responds to questions with a shrug and a smile Seemingly immune to social drama Always polite Only has a few friends He could be extremely rich or poor. Impossible to say. Has never complained Always has time to help about work related problems aloof person 2.jpg 378 KB JPG Never seen in the company of a romantic partner Never wears anything flashy >>200460492 # >>200460502 # >>200460510 # >>200460528 # >>200462739

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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image.png 12 KB PNG >The Best [GENRE] Game You've Never Played (2:14:57) >How [GAME] Broke Me (3:48:22) >You Don't Understand [GAME] (1:05:30) >The [GAME] Iceberg (6:37:13) >[GAME]: A Quick Retrospective (47:58:29)

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Anonymous (ID: ODle717f) 01/04/24(Thu)10:47:32 No.454019139 على طريق القدس الذكرى السنوية الراعة الاستشهار الفتاح قاسم والفتاح أبو مهدي ورفاقهما. وه كانون الثاني 2000 م بملاى الأخرة . _132199004_nasrallah.jpg 47 KB JPG >welp! You really did it this time! >Ooooooh you pesky Israelis! Your day is coming! >just... Not today... But it's coming! >Yep, we'll make you pay! Just... Not today, just to be clear >oooh Israel, you mess with the bull you get the horns... Maybe... >Urm, just.. Don't do it again please... O-Or else!!

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Anonymous (ID: OPziEH2d 08/02/24(Fri)17:28:55 No.476666830 sirs.jpg 514 KB JPG >0.015% of the population in the us >somehow on BOTH presidential tickets f------ HOW?

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File: 65d04ebcf28938d05710495b7(...).jpg (28 KB, 480x360) Anonymous 08/01/24(Thu)23:30:17 No.269441483 >>269441549 >>269441590 >>269441968 >>269442913 >>269443581 >>269443613 >>269443736 >>269443847 >>269444494 >>269447548 >>269447726 >>269447811 >>269447824 >>269448265 >>269448395 >>269449031 >>269450076 >>269450122 >>269450269 >>269453942 >>269454404 >>269454567 >>269455162 >>269455705 >>269457807 >>269459852 >>269460209 >>269462261 >>269463259 >>269465811 >Doesn't end with any girl >Nobody cares, legacy remains unstained

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Anonymous (ID: J407bobA) 07/27/24(Sat) 11:05:06 No.475828677 Figure 3. Median Household Income for Married Couples by Age Group: 2019 (In 2019 U.S. dollars) $110,800* $104,600 $98,470* $130,700* $90,610* $85,810* $83,430* $74,370 Opposite- Same-sex Same-sex Same-sex Opposite- Same-sex sex All Female Male sex All Same-sex Same-sex Female Male 18-64 65 and over Householder age group * Difference from opposite-sex married couples is significant at the 90% confidence level. Source: U.S. Census Bureau, 2019 American Community Survey 1-year data. being gay pays.jpg 73 KB JPG >"be gay" >society awards you the most money This s--- doesn't even make sense.

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File: o.png (21 KB, 582x216) t The Intel Crab reposted Levent Kemal @leventkemaI - 35m IMPORTANT: Currently, Tehran-Istanbul flights are being cancelled one by one. This development indicates that there may be Iranian retaliation tonight. Via @aliicabuk/NTV 16 1 138 342 IRANIAN RETALIATION TONIGHT Anonymous (ID: ThRQ+a3m >>476646337 >>476648577 >> 28K 08/02/24(Fri)11:20:19 No.476638722 >>476639030 >>476639133 >>476639200 >>476639293 >>476639348 >>476640692 >>476640741 >>476640925 >>476641439 >>476641584>>476642412 >>476642613 >>476643428 >>476644070 Currently, Tehran-Istanbul flights are being cancelled one by one. This development indicates that there may be Iranian retaliation tonight. https://x.com/leventkemal/status/1819413802523164836 Anonymous (ID: 09P/YnYK) 08/02/24(Fri)11:20:53 No.476638788 >>476639314 >>476640692 Just two more weeks, bro Anonymous (ID: 10KcJlio) 08/02/24(Fri)11:21:32 No.476638857 ▶ >>476639100 >says twitter/pol/ At least I know now nothing's happen ☐ Anonymous (ID: 0682Vsfl) 08/02/24(Fri)11:23:15 No.476639030 >>476639391 >>476638722 (OP) its going to happen on the morning on their shabbat, before dawns first light so like 9-10 hours from now Anonymous (ID: LonYTy2D) 08/02/24(Fri)11:23:59 No.476639100 >>476639157 >>476639572 >>476639877 >>476640692 >>476640922 >>476641037 >>476641354 >>476641453 >>476641619 >>476641878 >>476642308 >>476642395 >>476642507 >>476642670 >>476642842 >>476643075 >>476643558 >>476643569 >>476643801 >>476644180 >>476644648 >>476645504 >>476645932 >>476646733 >>476647248 >>476648181 >>476648598 >>476638857 >At least I know now nothing's happen Nothing ever happens. This post ending in 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, or 9 proves it

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Anonymous 07/19/24(Fri)18:04:03 No.101468285 1710485663593410.jpg 374 KB JPG >get new iphone >accidentally hit my table (slightly) >completely broken Ah yes, this is the Apple™ quality. F--- off itoddler shills

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Anonymous (ID: AVGFKhVg) 07/27/24(Sat)09:54:09 No.475824400 & 1200x675_cmsv2_7ad9958e-fab1-5402-923e-4076a2b458a8-8601724.jpg >goes to a foreign country 91 KB JPG >lectures their congress to fight his wars >calls all protestors paid idiots >refuses to elaborate >leaves Is he the real gigachad?

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File: 1708036428477843.jpg (43 KB, 686x386) ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)14:50:01 No.144771646 >>144771665 >>144771683 >>144771686 >>144771744 >>144771745 >>144771757 >>144771801 >>144772176 >>144772200 >>144772737 >>144774078 >>144774137 NOOO IM TRAPPED IN A PERFECT WORLD FULL OF GAMES AND A REAL BENEVOLENT GOD WHERE I DONT HAVE TO PAY TAXES OR WORK EVER AGAIN AHHHHHHH ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)14:55:11 No.144771686 >>144771646 (OP) >Perfect world >Feel pain yet know you can't die >>144771693 >>144771754 >>144772088 >>144772176 >Suffer the fear of getting stuck due to glitches and never being found, forced to live through it endlessly until your mind breaks >"God is unstable and naive >Jax ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)14:56:15 No. 144771693 ►>>144771754 >>144773841 >>144771686 >You can't swear or be dirty >You have no c--- or balls >You are constantly watched or monitored Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)15:00:38 No.144771744 >>144771646 (OP) >TRAPPED IN A PERFECT WORLD FULL OF GAMES the world is incomplete and the games are deathtraps >A REAL BENEVOLENT GOD that will kill you with zero hesitation and pulls you around like a toy to do his bidding >I DONT HAVE TO PAY TAXES OR WORK EVER AGAIN you literally get turned into a wagie ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)15:01:27 No.144771754 ► >>144771686 >>144771693 >You don't possess a human form, you are most likely something that doesn't even resemble a human >At best you have arms ☐ Anonymous 08/02/24(Fri)15:01:38 No.144771757 >>144771646 (OP) If you can't c-- it's not perfect.

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Anonymous 1:21B YouTube Search YouTube ll 83 07/25/24(Thu)17:23:57 No.101567073 да youtube.jpg 109 KB JPG >open my youtube song playlist >mandatory ads every song how is this acceptable

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