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File: stock-photo-young-aggress(...).jpg (1.37 MB, 1500x1102) utterstoc shotters P shutterstock ☐ I wish my dad was more charitable Anonymous 03/20/24(Wed)01:18:31 No.915607511 ► >be me >be 22 >Join the military as a professional soldier >However, I still live at home with my parents because professional soldiers in my country typically reside outside bases due to geographical reasons >A few days ago, after ending my weekend shift early, I decided to go for drinks with my best friend and his bandmates, cuz I hardly ever see them >Make a courtesy call to my parents so that they aren't alarmed for being home so late, and smelling like booze >Have a few glasses of schnapps and fruit brandy (really good ngl) >Enjoying the vibe of the jazz club with my best friend and his mates. Felt good to be socializing with people other than colleagues >Remembered that my best friend's buddy had nowhere to stay the night, so I called my mum if they were cool with him staying over >Mum is hesitant, but she relents >Call dad, dad says no and asking why I sound drunk (I'm not, I controlled myself because I needed to work tomorrow) >Dad say he's coming over, tells me to come down or else he'll make a scene in the club >I start to cry, telling him that I just wanted to destress and have fun with my best friend >I come down, dad is waiting for me downstairs to yell at my face. He tells me that I'm an ungrateful bastard cuz I make them worry. That I'm selfish for only thinking about myself and how I 'lied' to them. How I betrayed their trust cuz I told them I was going to have 1 beer, when instead I had -2 wine glasses >he rebutts, saying that I am immature and selfish again for thinking only about myself, and how I was destroying my career >he goes home first, tells me to find my way back myself >I calm myself down upstairs in the jazz club with my friends, until the jam session ends >Dad calls again, demanding I take a cab back home >I return home, dad tells me that he was testing me to see if I had any remorse or guilt after he left. Wanted to see if I would rush back home out of filial piety I hope to god that I won't gaslight my kids like how my dad did to me.

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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