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Anonymous 03/19/24(Tue)14:38:58 No.76836935 I suddenly hate everything about my boyfriend of 4 years. I'm torn on what to do. Advice Needed ⚫ throwaway_lemontree ⚫ 3 hours ago* • twohottakes • 75% upvoted Hi guys. This is going to hurt me to type but I could really use some advice. My boyfriend and I have been together since our freshman year of high school. We're now freshmen in college. We go to different schools but they're not too far apart so we visit each other every weekend or so. I'll just get right into it: I think I may genuinely hate him. And it's so f----- up because he's the sweetest, most helpful, most generous, just perfect boyfriend. He's never been anything but good to me these last 4 years. But lately, I've found myself disliking more and more things about him. The last time we hung out (this past weekend) everything he did p----- me off irrationally. The way he stood, the clothes he wore, how he walked, spoke, his hobbies. I started thinking he was too thin, too short, not hairy enough, not masculine enough. Just picking at every perceived flaw I didn't care about before. Yesterday I found myself checking out other guys and desiring them when I've never ever desired people like that. Looks never even mattered to me. But despite these awful feelings, the thought of leaving him breaks my heart. He's my person. It's been 4 years and we were with each other through so much. I don't understand how I can go from love to hate like this. Especially when the things I hate aren't even his fault. Please help. 268.png 207 KB PNG >do everything right >get a gf that loves you >pic related happens How are you supposed to prepare for this or counter it

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous >>915581567 # Had a similar thing happen to me >Age 11 >Visiting my dads for the weekend 03/20/24(Wed)01:05:12 No.915599938 >Have a half brother and sister there >One day Half Sister (6 at the time iirc) and I are in my room >Playing with action figures >Bodyslamming the toys against eachother >Dad watches WWF/WWE often >Half Sister and I get the idea to body slam her on my bed >I lift her up by the crotch and then throw her down on the bed >She's laughing and we're having fun >do it a few more times and then we're called for lunch >Little bit later I am called into my dads bedroom >His bitch wife is there and she is livid >she claims I tried to do something sexual with my Half Sister >Says her vagina is red and that my half sister was complaining about pain >End up ostracized and slowly go into a depression that only worsened through highscool >I didn't do s--- and still felt guilty like i did and that f-----' ruined me as a person >>915600173 # >>915600707 # Anonymous Anonymou >>9155992 >im so sma Bad news b >>915599938 # 03/20/24(Wed)01:30:14 No.915600707 I realise your pain is real and that is f-----, but as a greentext story: lol >Do WWE >Says her vagina is red ⠀ Anonymo >F------ JOHN CENA AT IT AGAIN

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