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: Anonymous 171 KB JPG 03/11/24(Mon)06:42:14 No.34985654 >be me >22 male >straight >you already know where this is going >be in party with my buddy >cute little asian girl start seducing me >she lowkey looks like picrel >shes fun and gf material >I take her to my buddy's car >we make out like there's no tomorrow >we start undressing >"anon, I gotta tell you something... im trans" >I get shocked >my other head speaks louder and I just roll with it >post nut clarity hit me like a bitch and I feel disgusted >we exchange contacts >now she won't stop texting me Am I gay? I feel disgusted whenever I remember it but at the same time that ass felt great, prolly the best sex I ever had... Anonymous ur straight 03/11/24(Mon)06:47:04 No.34985689 dude you said shes girlfriend material she probably wants srs anyways at least date her shes not a man its ok take the aristotle example Anonymous >>34985654 (OP) # 03/11/24(Mon)06:48:19 No.34985699 >she lowkey looks like picrel No one looks like picrel irl. That picture is filtered to the point of basically being realistic cartoon.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous 412 KB JPG 03/10/24(Sun)19:05:35 No.30878121 >in very early 30s >partner about to turn 30 >we've been low key fighting for 10 years >trying to work things out but the yelling (mostly her at me) feels neverending >i always try to validate her feelings and make the changes she asks me to but it's never right >i feel like i've been being punished for the past 6-7 years >idk if i feel like i even want to keep going anymore is this what divorce feels like? i'm willing to accept that i'm a bad person and that i deserve to be alone forever. 11 Replies / 2 Images Anonymous >>30878121 (OP) # >10 years >same problems View Thread 03/10/24(Sun)20:26:05 No.30878540 my man, it's time to leave

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Clean it up jannies | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 03/11/24(Mon)08:24:12 No. 197111087 A MARTIN ZANDVLIET FILM LAND OF MINE A SONY PICTURES CLASSICS RELEASE IN ASSOCIATION WITH RATPAC ENTERTAINMENT NORDISK FILM PRODUCTION AMUSEMENT PARK FILM K5 INTERNATIONAL K5 FILM "LAND OF MINE" ROLAND MOLLER MIKKEL BOE FØLSGAARD LOUIS HOFMANN JOEL BASMAN LEON SEIDEL EMIL BELTON OSKAR BELTON OSKAR BÖKELMANN AUGUST CARTER LAURA BRO ZOE ZANDVLIET CAMILLA HJELM KNUDSEN PER SANDHOLT & MOLLY MALENE STENSGAARD SUNE MARTIN RASMUS WINTHER JENSEN SOUND JOHANNES ELLING DAM PGITTE MALLING STEFANIE BIEKER BARBARA KREUZER TE SIMONE BAR LOUISE BIRK PETERSEN HENRIK ZEIN LENA HAUGAARD TORBEN MAJGAARD OLIVER SIMON DANIEL BAUR EXECURINE STEFAN KAPELARI SILKE WILFINGER FR MALTE GRUNERT MIKAEL CHRISTIAN RIEKS MARTIN ZANDVLIET WWW.LANDOFMINEMOVIE.COM FOR VIOLENCE R AND LANGUAGE SOME CRISLY IMAGES DIRECTED BY A NORDISK FILM PRODUCTION&AMISEMENT PARK FILM/IN ASSOCIATION WITH MAJGAARD &KS INTERNATIONAL KS FILM IN CO-PRODUCTION WITH ZDF/WITH SUPPORT FRUM DET DANSKE FILMINGTV/STEEN BILLE FILMDERUNG RAMBURS SCHLESWIG-HOLSTEN DEUTSCHER FILMFURDERFONDEURMAGES DE NORDISK FILM & TV FIND VARIE KOMMUNE DET MISSINGKE FAMILEFOND REMFORDERINGSANSTALT NORDISK FILM D Fandoring Hamburg FFA EE DEUTSCHER FILMFORDERFONDS AMUSEMENT PARK FILM EURIMAGES DR TELL WWW.SONYCLASSICS.COM MAJGAARD Ltd K5° 2DF Varde Kommune Det Nissenske Familiefond RATPAC ©2016 SONY PICTURES ENTERTAINMENT INC. SONY PICTURES CLASSICS™ 36747777.jpg 1.16 MB JPG >invade country >lay a bunch of mines >surrender like a coward despite having orders to fight to the end >get told to clean up the mess you made >cry you're the victim weird film

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Anon sniffs out a fat woman | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)01:32:21 No. 197082208 notorious ANG @comradecamgirl this character is an amazing example of the hypersexualiation of indigenous women and femmes in media and its direct contribution to mmiw Anonymous Anonymous >>197085559 # Anonymous 1jy3meptz6f71.jpg 70 KB JPG 03/10/24(Sun)01:33:07 No. 197082221 03/10/24(Sun)01:33:09 No. 197082222 03/10/24(Sun)01:33:19 No. 197082230 >how to tell a woman is fat on the internet without her ever saying she is fat >>197086014 # >>197089530 # >>197090741 #

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Anon hates babies | /r/Greentext

File: download (11).jpg (5 KB, 275x183) ☐ Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)15:42:24 No.11385106 There have been cases of newborn babies harassing men. the baby convinces the man to have sex with her and the man has sex with the baby. We need justice and arrest those who harass regardless of age. Let's arrest these babies! Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)15:44:00 No.11385109 kill yourself, n----- Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)15:46:40 No.11385110

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Anon on the origin of Fahrenheit system | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 9we2WVYI) == 03/11/24(Mon)03:55:13 No.461327610 >>461326272 # Fahrenheit is perhaps the most arbitrary system imaginable. It's a scale that defines 0 as the freezing temperature of an unspecified brine that Daniel G. Fahrenheit cooked up in his kitchen once and 100 as the temperature under his wife's armpit on a day when she was a teensy bit sick. Celsius is based around trivially tangible values. O is freezing (ie. it's snow time), 100 is boiling (coffee's ready), and then we tack on meaning to specific areas like >30 is hot as s--- or 60 will cause slow burns. >>461327949 # >>461329396 #

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Anon is a Triwizard Tournament Champion | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 42 KB JPG 06/15/21(Tue)09:59:58 No.152340406 > "Help, help! Cedric Diggory has been killed! Yes, Cedric Diggory, my main rival as Hogwarts Champion and object of Cho Chang's affection, has been killed in the maze! Voldemort did it! He's been dead for thirteen years, but he's back, and he killed Cedric! Don't ask how, no one ask how! There were no witnesses, please do not look for any! The other two Champions in the maze were cursed with Imperio! Don't bother fetching your Veritaserum, professor Snape, I believe it's all been stolen. I am so upset right now! Has anyone seen Cho? When do I get the prize money?"

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Anon's goal | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 457 KB PNG : Anonymous 03/10/24(Sun)22:32:50 No.76739523 >if you work hard and self- improove you can get what chad already chewed and spat out What an enticing goal. I'm so hyped right now. 03/10/24(Sun) 22:33:48 No.76739532 >>76739523 (OP) # Leave your s----- country with that s----- culture, abroad females are not as promiscous as your s----- femoids. : Anonymous Anonymous 03/09/24 (Sat) 19:40:00 No.76730642 03/10/24(Sun)22:37:16 No.76739555 >>76730664 >>76730677 >>76730925 1697476874597773.png (811 KB, 1000x1534) google yandex iqdb wait >>76730610 (OP) I'll just leave this here If you marry a woman that isn't a virgin, the mother of your children has had another man's d--- inside of her. Your children will be born from a vagina that another man f----- and coomed inside of. There's a high chance that the lips that you passionately kiss on your wedding day have been covered in another man's c--. There's a reasonable chance that another man's hairy balls have been in your wife's mouth. There's a nonzero chance that her cute little tongue has been inside another man's a------. The cheeks that you lovingly kiss in the morning before you go to work have more likely than not been smothered by another man's shaft. Every time you make love, there will a comparison to one lover or another, whether consciously or otherwise. Every time you hold her tenderly in your arms and feel her soft skin against yours, and she tells you how much she loves you, you'll remember that you aren't the first man she's experienced this sensation with or said such intimate words to. The man or men who experienced her before you probably j------- to the memories of how they f----- your wife every now and then. They may even be invited to your wedding and smile smugly from their seat as they watch you swear eternal loyalty and love to used goods they got for free and in better condition. From time to time, you'll find yourself ruminating about her past, plagued by anxiety and lacking peace of mind. My brothers, I would hope to save you from such humiliation and suffering. Don't do this to yourselves, suffer not a w---- and reject the roasties. Unless you're just trying to get your d--- wet and have fun, then whatever I guess Screenshot 2024-03-10 at 17-05-07 (2) _r9k_ - Archived - Potential gf has a bodycount - ROBOT9001 - 4chan.png 435 KB PNG How the f--- am I supposed to desire modern women after reading this post

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Sperg anon works out | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 100 KB JPG 02/18/24(Sun)23:05:58 No.76510028 >Be me, kissless beta f-- >Don't talk to girls cause fear rejection. >Decide one day to lift-max and gain chad physique. >Start running, push-up, sit-ups >stop eating sugar & goy slop >Never go to gym cause sperg >soon reg push-ups aren't enough. Have to start doing inclined push-ups. H-------- its working.mp4 >Eventually guys start noticing my gains. Ask if I want be gym buddies. >Decline cause sperg >After more than a year of hard work, I have chad body. >Still to scared to talk to girls Its so over bros. Might as well rope-max

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Anon writes a Harry Potter fanfic. | /r/Greentext

File: 1263067621.jpg-(33 KB, 332x500, Harry.jpg) Anonymous 01/09/10(Sat)15:07:01 No. 187447266 One day, Harry was making learnings from his Schoolbook. "Many learnings from Book School!" say Harry, turn the page. But suddely, Harry had learned too much from the book and made forgettings of his magics!!! "Oh no!" say Harry, "Of my magics to forgetten?!?!?!" The magics made refusal to remember! Ron and Hermione made que...stionings of Harry and the lost magics. Brom made a laughing from the window. Harry made a sitting in magic lesson, unable to perform the magics! Anonymous 01/09/10(Sat) 15:07:20 No. 187447327 "I am tired of your not magics!" say Wand. "SNAP!" shout Wand, and Wand snapped itself, because it did no want to be with a not magic! "Oh no!!!!" shout Harry, "NOT A SNAPPING WAND!" But a Snapping Wand. Harry tried to danube the wand into itself, BUT NOT OF WORKINGS! The Teacher made a shoutings at Harry. "HARRY!" shout the ...lesson, "YOU HAVE SNAPPED AT WAND AND THAT IS A CRIME!" The Police danubed through the walls and banged their sticks at Harry. "YOU HAVE DESTORY WAND! YOU HAVE DESTORY WAND!!!!!" shout Police, "WE SHALL SEE HOW YOU LIKE IT!!" And so Professor McGongle made into the rom. "Ah," say McGongle, "You are one to destroying Wands?!" And so McGongle turned Harry into a Wand. "Oh no!" say a Harry Wand, "I am Wand now?!?!" "Yes," say McGongle, "You are Wand." And McGongle snapped Wand.

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Anon's life will be enhanced by AI | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: n4tMdx92) 21 KB JPG 03/10/24(Sun)12:39:30 No.461283526 >the year is 2030 >entire workforce is automated Al robotics and systems working flawlessly >Abundance in all things, food, energy, personal health - thanks to ΑΙ >universal basic income >self flying cars >next generation videogames, indistinguishable from real life >legal weed life is gonna get good just hold on bros. Al is unironically going to fix everything Anonymous (ID: fUeeVQjR) >>461283526 (OP) # 03/10/24(Sun) 13:14:38 No.461285512 Imagine being so retarded you're not even skeptical of this supposed utopian future. Al is a pile of s--- and isn't going to take anyone's jobs, I bet you've been c------ your pants over apple provision, hows that going f-----?

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Anon's Struggle | /r/Greentext

Board /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 Anonymous ▼Settings Mobile Home 03/10/24(Sun)12:01:02 No.76739001 reddit 20 KB PNG >Post asks the community for their personal opinion on something. >Reply with my personal opinion. >Get downvoted into oblivion. >Negative Karma so cannot post anything to bounce back. F--- this website.

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