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: Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat)07:02:00 No.851171259 What is wrong with my girlfriend, /b/? There's gotta be something psychologically going on, right? Daddy) >She doesn't let me have female friends 261 KB JPG >Gets upset when I even mention other women in stories >Has climbed my fence, went through my doggy door, and tried to break into my window when I didn't wanna see her >Called me 100 times until I blocked her, did the *67 thing to turn off caller ID and called another 100 times >Has tried to an hero multiple times because she believed I was leaving her >Has threatened to kill certain women in my life, usually saying she'll stab them. Also threatens to vandalize their property >Says she wouldn't feel bad if *a handful of people she claims did her wrong* died, sometimes says she'd kill them if she could get away with it >Literally has no friends, I'm the only person her world seems to revolve around >Love bombs the F--- out of me before acting crazy >Makes morbid jokes. Like saying she'll kill our cat, turn him into a chili and feed him to me >Always always always wants sex. Constantly horny

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

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