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: Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat) 10:10:30 No.63033757 >5 years ago >friend has a gf >they both try to set me up with one her friends because im a depressed incel virgin >shes cute as f---, small blonde, with extremely pretty eyes >we go on a double date to a movie >in the theater she snuggles into 69 KB JPG >immediately feel uncomfortable >accept it >Half way through the film she trys to make out with me, my friend and his gf are making out next to us >kiss her for a few seconds and push her away >get up and leave >dont talk to her ever again Lads, 5 years later, I am no longer depressed, or do I really give a s--- about anything, but I am still a virgin, and still have never had a gf, and the thought of this moment pierces my brain every single day of my f------ life. I want to kill myself at least once a week because of it. : Anonymous 04/03/21(Sat) 10:14:08 No.63033786 >>63033757(OP) # >be skinny loser 18 years old >for some unknown f------ reason 10/10 girl at work is extremely into me >likes me so much that everyone else at work tells me I need to make a move >get fit to feel I deserve to date her >never ask her out >regret till tis day >she literally lived down the road as well well robots do not be like me or OP

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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