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: Anonymous 11/07/20(Sat)13:01:45 No.9774041 >>9773606 (OP) # During the Warring States era China, the chief diplomat of the State of Qi, Yan Zi, was a walking shitpost. 31 KB JPG >Be Yan Zi, a famed diplomat from the State of Qi. >Appointed ambassador to the kingdom of Chu, which was a large, powerful, and famously a------ kingdom during the Warring States. >Chus King seeks to humiliate you. >King orders you to enter the city walls in the smallest of gates called "the Dog Gate" >Yan Zi: "Of course! What was I thinking! One must use a dog gate in a dog country! I must not insult the great State of Ch'u by doing no less!" >Piss off King. He demands your presence. >King takes a look at you and says "Qi must be as scant in population as its people are short in body like you are, kek." >Yan Zi "Actually, we're quite populated thank you, and our people are renowned for splendor of body and mind. In Qi, though, we select our ambassadors according to the worth of the country they are sent and- as you correctly deduced, your Majesty- I am the shortest and least clever man of Qi." >>9774063 # >>9774074 # >>9774077 # >>9774090 # >>9774147 # >>9774258 # >>9774265 # >>9774373 # Anoni mour

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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