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No.808998806 18 minutes ago 887C775F-2B6D-487C-A02C-323E35017821.jpg JPG 114.9 KiB 1242x953 >Be summer >Friends and I want to go camping >Someone suggests a cabin their uncle owned 3 years ago before he died there >Sounds f------ sweet >We arrive and bring our stuff inside >Doors and window shutters slam closed holyfuck.wav >Out of no where one of the boys has his anus ripped ou >There banging at the door >Suddenly hear a voice echoing throughout the whole cabin "Welcome to the kill count where we tally up the victims in all our favourite horror movies, I'm James. A. Janisse and today were going to be looking a Woods Cabin A--- Ghosts" >The f--- is going on?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: queen.png (346 KB, 666x514) Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet London Mayor Sadiq Khan has effectively blocked the placing of a statue of the late Queen Elizabeth in Trafalgar Square by green lighting an installation comprising of 'transgender faces' instead. Sadiq Khan Approves *Transgender Faces' Art Work That Londoners Didn't Want, But Wi... You just have to laugh at this point Anonymous (ID: 5RisK/9n) 02/18/24(Sun)10:50:59 No.459076279 ► >>459076425 >>459076549 >>459076907 >>459076991 >>459077133 >>459077350 >>459077377 >>459077652 >>459078166 >>459078288 >>459078300 >>459078431 >>459078651 >>459078757 >>459078952 >>459078972 >>459080024 >>459080198 >>459080392 >be the Queen of England >oversee the largest decline of empire in history and sellout the Whites that built it for you >die >your statue doesn't get built because a P--- mayor prefers a t----- sex worker monument

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Anon tries halibut for the first time. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)03:26:52 No.914101640 45 KB JPG >Be me >Never tried halibut >Hungry af >Go to restaurant and order halibut >mfw it's actually really good Did YOU try anything new today?

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Anon hates the new "flagship" devices | /r/Greentext

7h (9/18 7:10) 83429410 54 Re 3 Img PNG 1MB (1200x899) 16 Replies SAMSUNG >They took your removable battery >They took your IR blaster >They took your microsd slot >They took your headphone jack >They took your buttons >They cut a hole in your screen >They added 5 cameras you don't use What's the next way phone manufacturers are going to make your experience better?

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Femanon studies psychology | /r/Greentext

1m (2/18 16:37) 765029760 Re - 0 Img JPG 261KB (1600x900) cover7.jpg Daddy >Doing a Psychology Degree at University >Attending a Tutor group session ... >One of the guys there is amazingly hot, looks like Tony from the old Skins TV show >Can't even concentrate because of how much of a cute little pretty boy he is >After Tutor ended I approached him and said that some of the concepts in the material confused me, and if he wanted to help me study tomorrow >Go to his place >To my annoyance, the entire time was spent with him actually helping me with the material >Give him several hints and signs I like him and wanna take it further, to which he seems oblivious >In the end I just sit cross-legged (while wearing a skirt) and just let him look at my underwear, but still, he does nothing Why are moids like this?

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Anon's brother is a huge degenerate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Does our dad have a case? >Our oldest brother got kicked out of our parent's house in 2011 at 18. >I have three other siblings, one older sister, and two younger brothers. >Our oldest brother was an incel. >Hated women for some reason, couldn't keep himself kept and clean. >Sat on his ass all day playing video games. >In July of 2011 our parents had enough when he got in a fight with our oldest sister's boyfriend. 187 KB PNG 02/18/24(Sun)10:00:04 No.914090038 >When our parents kicked him out we cleaned his room out and found pretty disgusting things. >Closet was locked and we found a hamper full of women's underwear, mostly from our oldest sister. >Some from our nieces. >Then we checked his desktop and old phone he left. >Pictures of our mom, nieces, and other relatives in bikinis. >Notified the police but by the time they got to anything, no one could find him. >Cops finally gave up because they couldn't get a lead or a location. >A big issue was is he and Dad had a joint brokerage account in Bitcoin for his future. >Two days after our brother got kicked out Dad realized the account was still joint and went to go shut it down. >Only to find out it was emptied. >2200 dollars gone. >Couldn't do anything, couldn't recover it. >A major problem was our brother was deep into investments. >He could hide it without us finding it, investments was the other thing other than being an incel he could properly do. continuing : Anonymous >>914090038 (OP) # >2019 came around and mom passed away due to Corona in its early days. 02/18/24(Sun)10:03:15 No.914090164 >We usually clean Mom's grave once on her death anniversary on the 15th of February. >This year found some random buff guy cleaning Mom's grave. >As we drove up we noticed it was our brother, dressed in nice clothes but clean. >Our youngest brother told us we should not do anything. >Just take the approach slowly, and don't trigger a fight response. >Our brother had a nice vehicle, an F-350 Tremor, clean, kept, and looked like he just washed and polished it. >We walked up slowly and he recognized us. >The conversation was awkward at first, but he was polite and left quickly. >We asked how he was doing, if he was alright, if life had treated him okay. >Yeah, yeah, and another yeah. >"I'm doing pretty okay. It was hard getting back on my feet though. Homelessness really woke me up.' 11 >He then apologized for all the depraved s--- he did and wish he could go back and change it. >All of us could see the pain on his face. >He got in his truck with his soapy water bucket, sponge, and weed trimmer. >>914090447 # We just told Dad about it today and he's f------ p----- because he wants the money he put into our brother's joint account back, and we didn't ask for our brother's address. I guarantee he got that truck from Bitcoin/cryptocurrencies and has enough money to ass-r--- us in court until we can't fight him anymore.

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Anon meets Arya Stark. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)21:50:28 No.4813134 ► >>4814838 File: What the f--- is this.jpg (1.73 MB, 3382x5000) BOSS BO >be on vacation in bongland >see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk >like a graceful penguin with gout >follow her for a block >working up courage >gently touch her shoulder "H-hello, I'm Anon. Y-you're the prettiest girl I've seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?" >she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag >stares intently for a few moments >then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence "YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!"* >quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths "FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON! >she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it's leg caught in a wood chipper >head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table >Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu "ERE NOW, WATS THIS S----? IT'S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I'LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?" >look at the menu. It's in English, just a fancy script >she shoves her menu at the waiter "I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!" "I'm sorry, madam, we don-* "I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!” >he slinks away without even taking my order >Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket >starts rubbing at her crotch >brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles "JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT'S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN'T WE?" >look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check >turn around >Arya is slumped over the table >r---- to death by Pakis

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Uhh you okay there anon? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous* Do you survive? 33 KB JPG 02/18/24(Sun)00:10:40 No.193883794 These are the conditions: >you become an American citizen and lose your original nationality (you also speak perfect english) >you are stripped of all possessions and dropped in the midwest USA >you have no family >you have no friends >you have no car >you have no college degree >you have no physical ailments >you have $500 cash >you have a room to stay in for 3 days, but after that you must find a way to survive What's your gameplan? Would you make it out alive? Or would you perish in the unforgiving midwest?

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Let her go bro | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous guys I need help 5 KB JPG 02/18/24(Sun)09:18:09 No.76497331 >be me >be friends with grill for ~3 years >always had a good relationship, pretty much best friends, always happy to see each other and talk and s--- >get feelings for her >confess on valentines day w/ candy n s--- (i'm pretty sure my intentions were obvious for like a month before) >she is surprised and didnt expect it >she acts confused and then says she doesnt find me attractive in a sort of unclear way? >be fine with it and tell them I care about our relationship enough to just stay friends >talk a little later and things are kind of normal >feelsbadman.mp3 >confidencelost.mp4 >we had a thing planned earlier in the week to go shopping together like normal >got up the courage to go out and have a good time like friends >arrive >feelsscaredman.jpg >start off ok we browse s--- for a bit >she seems to want to keep distance >she keeps moving away whenever I get close or try to browse or anything >barely participates in conversation at this point I can tell from their voice that they arent enjoying this >try to cheer them up, hang out with them, try to find interest in whatever the f--- they are doing >say goodbye >emptyinside.exe >"anon you know you can go and do other s--- you dont have to be next to me" tone was condescending but I thought it wasnt too much to worry about >f--- off for a bit, come back and try to rekindle literally anything >"anon, you know you dont have to be like right with me yknow." >at this point get the message >f--- off and buy my things >go into my car >look like picrel as all the weight of everything crashes down on me guys help I just want to be friends again

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4chan plays a game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: OGg5S2Yo) [+] PINDIA CHALLENGE THREAD PINDIA CHALLENGE GUJARAT RAJASTHAN Ahmedabad અમદાવાદ Surat સુરત Mumbai Pune मुंबई पुणे GOA HARYANA New Delhi नई दिल्ली Jaipur जयपुर MAHARASHTRA 02/03/24 (Sat)11:05:56 No.457445364 MADHYA PRADESH Kochi കൊച്ചി KARNATAKA Hyderabad హైదరాబాద్ KERALA Bengaluru Bandoob UTTAR PRADESH TELANGANA ANDHRA PRADESH India TAI NADU Thiruvananthapuram Google Lucknow लखनऊ CHHATTI >drop street view pin in india >spin camera 360 degrees Chennai G&GOT 60€ Pindia.jpg 492 KB JPG Nepal >you see any garbage, you lose >you get one try >post your results Kathmandu काठमाडौं BIHAR Patna पढ़ना yo SIKKIM GAL Drop a street view pin in India Try not to find piles of garbage Bang Dhak 613 olkata লকাতা B

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: Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)10:18:13 No.667417689 >I own my ga -ACK solar flare.jpg 193 KB JPG

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anon plays some tf2 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2/17/2024, 11:24:23 PM No.78673768 132 KB JPEG > be me > decide to play some tf2 > boot up to one of those infinite cap 2fort servers > start f------ pubstomping > one of the guys on the other team is raging like crazy > start targetting him purely out of pettiness > he gets autobalanced to my team > he starts ranting in team chat about how he's gonna kill himself > I start egging him on thinking hes joking > he turns on his mic and says > "Thanks anon, exactly what I needed to hear." > Immediately I hear a f------ gunshot from his vc mic > he goes afk > everybody in the server is losing their f------ minds > I dip the f--- out of there havent touched the game in days

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ADHD burnout dopamine bros.. not like this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous RAGE WITH EYES OF BLUE SPELL CARD Baud Syncro/Xyz/Pendulum blue haired t----- zoomer spends the next 10 entire minutes wasting half of his deck In a psychotic and unnecessary spectacle full of fireworks worthy only for a ADHD child whose attention span has been burned out by TikTok videos >All this spectacle only summon 2 monsters with a 2500 attack each And m ferm HE your land Special St your Deck Ca 02/17/24(Sat)22:57:44 No.667429743 57 KB JPG >Turn 1: place a mirror force card >Turn 2: >Zoomer Attacks >l activate my mirror force and destroy his monsters >Turn 3; I activate pic related and summon my 3 Blue eyed white dragons >Attack and beat the zoomer fair and square with my blue eyes white dragons >Zoomer proceed to COPE and SEETHE calling me "yugiboomer" Zoomers make it so easy

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