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Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)21:50:28 No.4813134 ► >>4814838 File: What the f--- is this.jpg (1.73 MB, 3382x5000) BOSS BO >be on vacation in bongland >see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk >like a graceful penguin with gout >follow her for a block >working up courage >gently touch her shoulder "H-hello, I'm Anon. Y-you're the prettiest girl I've seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?" >she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag >stares intently for a few moments >then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence "YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!"* >quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths "FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON! >she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it's leg caught in a wood chipper >head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table >Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu "ERE NOW, WATS THIS S----? IT'S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I'LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?" >look at the menu. It's in English, just a fancy script >she shoves her menu at the waiter "I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!" "I'm sorry, madam, we don-* "I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!” >he slinks away without even taking my order >Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket >starts rubbing at her crotch >brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles "JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT'S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN'T WE?" >look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check >turn around >Arya is slumped over the table >r---- to death by Pakis

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous guys I need help 5 KB JPG 02/18/24(Sun)09:18:09 No.76497331 >be me >be friends with grill for ~3 years >always had a good relationship, pretty much best friends, always happy to see each other and talk and s--- >get feelings for her >confess on valentines day w/ candy n s--- (i'm pretty sure my intentions were obvious for like a month before) >she is surprised and didnt expect it >she acts confused and then says she doesnt find me attractive in a sort of unclear way? >be fine with it and tell them I care about our relationship enough to just stay friends >talk a little later and things are kind of normal >feelsbadman.mp3 >confidencelost.mp4 >we had a thing planned earlier in the week to go shopping together like normal >got up the courage to go out and have a good time like friends >arrive >feelsscaredman.jpg >start off ok we browse s--- for a bit >she seems to want to keep distance >she keeps moving away whenever I get close or try to browse or anything >barely participates in conversation at this point I can tell from their voice that they arent enjoying this >try to cheer them up, hang out with them, try to find interest in whatever the f--- they are doing >say goodbye >emptyinside.exe >"anon you know you can go and do other s--- you dont have to be next to me" tone was condescending but I thought it wasnt too much to worry about >f--- off for a bit, come back and try to rekindle literally anything >"anon, you know you dont have to be like right with me yknow." >at this point get the message >f--- off and buy my things >go into my car >look like picrel as all the weight of everything crashes down on me guys help I just want to be friends again

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Anonymous (ID: OGg5S2Yo) [+] PINDIA CHALLENGE THREAD PINDIA CHALLENGE GUJARAT RAJASTHAN Ahmedabad અમદાવાદ Surat સુરત Mumbai Pune मुंबई पुणे GOA HARYANA New Delhi नई दिल्ली Jaipur जयपुर MAHARASHTRA 02/03/24 (Sat)11:05:56 No.457445364 MADHYA PRADESH Kochi കൊച്ചി KARNATAKA Hyderabad హైదరాబాద్ KERALA Bengaluru Bandoob UTTAR PRADESH TELANGANA ANDHRA PRADESH India TAI NADU Thiruvananthapuram Google Lucknow लखनऊ CHHATTI >drop street view pin in india >spin camera 360 degrees Chennai G&GOT 60€ Pindia.jpg 492 KB JPG Nepal >you see any garbage, you lose >you get one try >post your results Kathmandu काठमाडौं BIHAR Patna पढ़ना yo SIKKIM GAL Drop a street view pin in India Try not to find piles of garbage Bang Dhak 613 olkata লকাতা B

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anon plays some tf2 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2/17/2024, 11:24:23 PM No.78673768 132 KB JPEG > be me > decide to play some tf2 > boot up to one of those infinite cap 2fort servers > start f------ pubstomping > one of the guys on the other team is raging like crazy > start targetting him purely out of pettiness > he gets autobalanced to my team > he starts ranting in team chat about how he's gonna kill himself > I start egging him on thinking hes joking > he turns on his mic and says > "Thanks anon, exactly what I needed to hear." > Immediately I hear a f------ gunshot from his vc mic > he goes afk > everybody in the server is losing their f------ minds > I dip the f--- out of there havent touched the game in days

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: Anonymous RAGE WITH EYES OF BLUE SPELL CARD Baud Syncro/Xyz/Pendulum blue haired t----- zoomer spends the next 10 entire minutes wasting half of his deck In a psychotic and unnecessary spectacle full of fireworks worthy only for a ADHD child whose attention span has been burned out by TikTok videos >All this spectacle only summon 2 monsters with a 2500 attack each And m ferm HE your land Special St your Deck Ca 02/17/24(Sat)22:57:44 No.667429743 57 KB JPG >Turn 1: place a mirror force card >Turn 2: >Zoomer Attacks >l activate my mirror force and destroy his monsters >Turn 3; I activate pic related and summon my 3 Blue eyed white dragons >Attack and beat the zoomer fair and square with my blue eyes white dragons >Zoomer proceed to COPE and SEETHE calling me "yugiboomer" Zoomers make it so easy

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File: frog posting.jpg (17 KB, 400x400) hunger Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)03:31:18 No.914088836 Maybe its because I was really fat when I was younger but I like feeling hungry >feeling hungry means you are losing weight >feeling hungry means you are in control of your animal instincts The only time I feel happy / okay with myself is I'm hungry. I know this doesn't apply if you live in a place where food is scarce but if you live in a first wolrd country its the best. If I'm full I automaticly feel really sick because it means I'm a fat big boy who can't even control his most basic instincs. pic unrelated

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File: frog posting.jpg (96 KB, 900x900) I feel like i f----- up Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)02:31:53 No.76496971 >>76498986 >be me >21 year old virgin who never had a real gf >always avoid talking about my sexlife but never explicitly say i'm a virgin >also really good at hiding my powerlevel so most people asume i'm a normie who had sex before >Go to birthday party of friend >have a good time because im drunk >a few days later friend says a girl there liked me >ask who >before he answers he asks if the body is importend to me >so obviously a fat chick >don't want to seem as desperate as i am to friend >so say stuff like its in one of my top priorities for a girl >he nods >before conversation can continue other friend comes up so the topic changes >it's been 8 days and he hasn't mentioned it again >he probably told the girl i wasn't interested While it's pretty obvious it was a fat chick i feel like i missed an opportunity for losing my V-Card.

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: Anonymous T.Z.D 02/17/24(Sat)20:21:33 No.914085847 233 KB PNG >be me >working at pajeet cheapo store >Lots of customers today for some reason >Suddenly a wild gang of zoomers walk in >Pic related mfw >I instantly clock one of them as an 11/10 Asian tomboy with floofy hair >I try to keep busy doing my tasks while avoiding looking anywhere towards floofy hair girl >The zoomer c---- keep walking around randomly in the store without buying anything, just browsing and yapping >probably chatting about the latest meme trend or some gay s--- >keeps telling myself to just keep my eyes on my tasks and DO NOT look at her >Everytime I think they finally left the store, I turn around a corner and they are still f------ there and I have to avoid eye contact with floofy hair girl >They left and re entered the store 4 times at least >Keeps trying to walk around the store casually but I keep running into the tomboy and her surrounding beta orbiters >I get stressed out and rush to the back for a water break trying to avoid suspicion >deep breath and composes myself to go back out >tomboy and her simp gang are still there and are in my section of the store >10 mins later they spill some fries on the floor and finally leave, leaving the mess for me to clean why are zoomers like this?

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: Anonymous 02/17/24(Sat) 13:35:09 No.196369442 1708178633625937.jpg 77 KB JPG >invent humans >leave clues for humans so they can come find you >humans come and find you >chimp the f--- out and kill humans because they found you Seriously, what the f--- was his problem?

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File: dog.jpg (9 KB, 311x162) How is Dog Ownership Not Seen as Insanely F----- Up? Anonymous (ID: CzmRxyv/ 02/17/24(Sat)17:05:38 No.458956184 [Reply]► >>458959001 I just moved to NYC after graduation for work, here's something I've noticed >lots of young single girls, in their 20s, who live alone or with roommates in my Condo >they all have dogs >the dogs just sit in a shoebox Condo 23.5 hours a day >get taken out for walks in a concrete jungle >can rarely ever piss or s--- because it's so hard to take them up and down 25 flights >the girls are clearly using these dogs as a substitute to childrearing as their maternal instincts are kicking in. These girls basically just have a little slave that sits bored in their s----- cardboard boxes, costing them time and resources that should be used on on either having a kid.... or investing so they will be able to afford a kid shortly.

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[Catalog] [Bottom] [update File: download (1).png (9 KB, 205x246) [Det Political insecurity Anonymous 02/17/24(Sat)23:17:27 No.914080745 ► Uostal >be me >Be young right wing >Hate conspiracy theorist >Mfw Most right wing is conspiracy theorist 1 >w--.jpg >Mfw Most social platforms downvote right wingers to hell Scared.png > Screw it.wav >Post my position on reddit > Somehow don't get downvoted > They conclude that I am either gonna go left or become Nazi anyway and downvote me to hell >Dafuq >They ask what conservativsm means to me >I explain it's a way to balance social progress with traditional but nessacary values >They say I don't have enough critical thinking I understand why right wing is so unpopular but these maga and qannon folks I despise with all my worth I arrived at the right wing purely from life experience surely If I have enough critical thinking to know climate change is real then I won't become one of the maga morons I mean ny definitions of conservativeism isnt anything close to what republican and torys are doing right? Lesson learned: all right wingers should hide or die because societal balance can go f--- itself [Post a Reply] 0/0/1/2

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