Anon vs the World | /r/Greentext | Greentext Stories | Know Your Meme

: Anonymous T.Z.D 02/17/24(Sat)20:21:33 No.914085847 233 KB PNG >be me >working at pajeet cheapo store >Lots of customers today for some reason >Suddenly a wild gang of zoomers walk in >Pic related mfw >I instantly clock one of them as an 11/10 Asian tomboy with floofy hair >I try to keep busy doing my tasks while avoiding looking anywhere towards floofy hair girl >The zoomer c---- keep walking around randomly in the store without buying anything, just browsing and yapping >probably chatting about the latest meme trend or some gay s--- >keeps telling myself to just keep my eyes on my tasks and DO NOT look at her >Everytime I think they finally left the store, I turn around a corner and they are still f------ there and I have to avoid eye contact with floofy hair girl >They left and re entered the store 4 times at least >Keeps trying to walk around the store casually but I keep running into the tomboy and her surrounding beta orbiters >I get stressed out and rush to the back for a water break trying to avoid suspicion >deep breath and composes myself to go back out >tomboy and her simp gang are still there and are in my section of the store >10 mins later they spill some fries on the floor and finally leave, leaving the mess for me to clean why are zoomers like this?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 02/17/24(Sat) 13:35:09 No.196369442 1708178633625937.jpg 77 KB JPG >invent humans >leave clues for humans so they can come find you >humans come and find you >chimp the f--- out and kill humans because they found you Seriously, what the f--- was his problem?

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File: dog.jpg (9 KB, 311x162) How is Dog Ownership Not Seen as Insanely F----- Up? Anonymous (ID: CzmRxyv/ 02/17/24(Sat)17:05:38 No.458956184 [Reply]► >>458959001 I just moved to NYC after graduation for work, here's something I've noticed >lots of young single girls, in their 20s, who live alone or with roommates in my Condo >they all have dogs >the dogs just sit in a shoebox Condo 23.5 hours a day >get taken out for walks in a concrete jungle >can rarely ever piss or s--- because it's so hard to take them up and down 25 flights >the girls are clearly using these dogs as a substitute to childrearing as their maternal instincts are kicking in. These girls basically just have a little slave that sits bored in their s----- cardboard boxes, costing them time and resources that should be used on on either having a kid.... or investing so they will be able to afford a kid shortly.

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Annon is right wing | /r/Greentext

[Catalog] [Bottom] [update File: download (1).png (9 KB, 205x246) [Det Political insecurity Anonymous 02/17/24(Sat)23:17:27 No.914080745 ► Uostal >be me >Be young right wing >Hate conspiracy theorist >Mfw Most right wing is conspiracy theorist 1 >w--.jpg >Mfw Most social platforms downvote right wingers to hell Scared.png > Screw it.wav >Post my position on reddit > Somehow don't get downvoted > They conclude that I am either gonna go left or become Nazi anyway and downvote me to hell >Dafuq >They ask what conservativsm means to me >I explain it's a way to balance social progress with traditional but nessacary values >They say I don't have enough critical thinking I understand why right wing is so unpopular but these maga and qannon folks I despise with all my worth I arrived at the right wing purely from life experience surely If I have enough critical thinking to know climate change is real then I won't become one of the maga morons I mean ny definitions of conservativeism isnt anything close to what republican and torys are doing right? Lesson learned: all right wingers should hide or die because societal balance can go f--- itself [Post a Reply] 0/0/1/2

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Anon reads Chinese literature | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: jzVPdbix Why are chinks like this? 02/02/24(Fri)21:23:57 No.457323923 Chink Genocider.jpg 39 KB JPG >Be me >Read Chinese Animu Light novel >Protagonist achieves enlightenment through Taoism >"My body will rot, my mind will wither, but the heart is eternal. The heart is unchanged. Yesterday I cried, Today I mourn, Tomorrow I will advance. As a child I learned the innocence of life. As an adolescent, I learned the cruelty of heavens. And now, as a man, I learned how to fight and how to protect. To protect.... This is my Dao!!!" >PROCEEDS TO COMMIT A GENOCIDE WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST >PROCEEDS TO LITERALLY ETHNICALLY GENOCIDE HIS ENEMIES. >PROCEEDS TO KILL ALL OF HIS ENEMIES WHILE CHANTING TAOIST SCRIPTURES AND THE BUDDHIST CANON. What the f--- is this? Is this how the Chinks see enlightenment? To kill your enemies and show no mercy?

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Anon met someone as acoustic as he is | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 45 KB JPG 02/17/24(Sat)15:23:11 No.76493789 >Be me >Met cool girl >We've been texting nonstop for the past few weeks >We mostly banter with each other, call each other retards, f---, etc >Picked her up to get dinner yesterday >She made fun of me for being part jewish so I told her she looks more jewish than me because of her nose >She laughed it off and insulted me back >I could hear her holding back tears >I apologized and she told me not to worry but I still feel bad >Rest of the date went fine >I still think I poked fun at a genuine insecurity How badly did I f--- up???

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Anon discovers he is fascist, because he says that Mozart was german | /r/Greentext

wongang Amadeus Mozart Article Talk From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia "Mozart" redirects here. For other uses, see Mozart (disambiguation). Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart[a][b] (27 January 1756-5 December 1791) was a prolific and influential composer of the Classical period. Despite his short life, his rapid pace of composition resulted in more than 800 works of virtually every Western classical genre of his time. Many of these compositions are acknowledged as pinnacles of the symphonic, concertante, chamber, operatic, and choral repertoire. Mozart is widely regarded as among the greatest composers in the history of Western music,[¹] with his music admired for its "melodic beauty, its formal elegance and its richness of harmony and texture" [2] Born in Salzburg, then in the Holy Roman Empire and currently in Austria, Mozart showed prodigious ability from his earliest childhood. Already competent on keyboard and violin, he composed from the age of five and performed before European royalty. His father took him on a grand tour of Europe and then three trips to Italy. At 17, he was a musician at the Salzburg court but grew restless and travelled in search of a better position. While visiting Vienna in 1781, Mozart was dismissed from his Salzburg position. He stayed in Vienna, where he achieved fame but little financial security. During his final years there, he composed many of his best-known symphonies, concertos, and operas. His Requiem was largely unfinished by the time of his death at the age of 35. the circumstances of which are uncertain and much mvtholoaised. Stop rewriting History, you chud Anonymous 02/17/24(Sat)20:41:31 No.16291802 ► >see Mozart's wikipedia page >there is no nationality neither ethnicity >some anon wrote is ethnic german (check his name, check his mother language, makes sense) >wikipedia mods lost their minds >"protected" the page from FAR-RIGHT PROPAGANDA Apparently saying that a ethnic german was an ethnic german is now fascism. Read View source XA 213 languages View history Tools 8 This article is semi-protected. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

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Anon is stuck in the matrix | /r/Greentext

02/18/24(Sun)00:20:09 No.196363709 >Mister Anon, It seems that you've been living two lives. In one life, you're Anon, a wagie for a respectable company. You have a social security number, you pay your taxes, and... you help your parents carry out the garbage. The other life is lived in computers, where you go by the alias Anonymous, and are guilty of virtually every hate crime we have a law for. One of these lives has a future, and one of them does not. : Anonymous 80 KB JPG : Anonymous 29 KB JPG 02/18/24(Sun)00:21:29 No.196363760 >F--- off nig-uh-uuuuuh- uhhuuuh0000HAHAHAHUHHHHH

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Anonymous >>76490748 (OP) # Do not mess with nurses. They are all psychopaths. >Female ponzi scheme still running strong. Never take advice from a woman escpecially your mother. I can't expain it but they secretly want you to suffer because of penis envy. All women want men to suffer. They don't even know they do. 02/17/24(Sat)17:02:28 No.76491456

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: Anonymous 02/15/24(Thu)04:21:01 No.20206489 >>20206472 # well, here's my meal planning in a nutshell >Sunday cook a stew or roast, that'll be my lunch for the next 3-4 days. breakfast is pretty much the same situation cept it lasts 4-5 days >dinner is singular meals, usually salmon/chicken thigh/pork chop with veggies >Friday I only eat breakfast which is ramen because it's a treat to me, then drink myself into a stupor >Saturday I go out and about town to check out different restaurants >repeat

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