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File: queen.png (346 KB, 666x514) Paul Joseph Watson @PrisonPlanet London Mayor Sadiq Khan has effectively blocked the placing of a statue of the late Queen Elizabeth in Trafalgar Square by green lighting an installation comprising of 'transgender faces' instead. Sadiq Khan Approves *Transgender Faces' Art Work That Londoners Didn't Want, But Wi... You just have to laugh at this point Anonymous (ID: 5RisK/9n) 02/18/24(Sun)10:50:59 No.459076279 ► >>459076425 >>459076549 >>459076907 >>459076991 >>459077133 >>459077350 >>459077377 >>459077652 >>459078166 >>459078288 >>459078300 >>459078431 >>459078651 >>459078757 >>459078952 >>459078972 >>459080024 >>459080198 >>459080392 >be the Queen of England >oversee the largest decline of empire in history and sellout the Whites that built it for you >die >your statue doesn't get built because a P--- mayor prefers a t----- sex worker monument

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon tries halibut for the first time. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)03:26:52 No.914101640 45 KB JPG >Be me >Never tried halibut >Hungry af >Go to restaurant and order halibut >mfw it's actually really good Did YOU try anything new today?

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Anon hates the new "flagship" devices | /r/Greentext

7h (9/18 7:10) 83429410 54 Re 3 Img PNG 1MB (1200x899) 16 Replies SAMSUNG >They took your removable battery >They took your IR blaster >They took your microsd slot >They took your headphone jack >They took your buttons >They cut a hole in your screen >They added 5 cameras you don't use What's the next way phone manufacturers are going to make your experience better?

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Femanon studies psychology | /r/Greentext

1m (2/18 16:37) 765029760 Re - 0 Img JPG 261KB (1600x900) cover7.jpg Daddy >Doing a Psychology Degree at University >Attending a Tutor group session ... >One of the guys there is amazingly hot, looks like Tony from the old Skins TV show >Can't even concentrate because of how much of a cute little pretty boy he is >After Tutor ended I approached him and said that some of the concepts in the material confused me, and if he wanted to help me study tomorrow >Go to his place >To my annoyance, the entire time was spent with him actually helping me with the material >Give him several hints and signs I like him and wanna take it further, to which he seems oblivious >In the end I just sit cross-legged (while wearing a skirt) and just let him look at my underwear, but still, he does nothing Why are moids like this?

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Anon's brother is a huge degenerate | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Does our dad have a case? >Our oldest brother got kicked out of our parent's house in 2011 at 18. >I have three other siblings, one older sister, and two younger brothers. >Our oldest brother was an incel. >Hated women for some reason, couldn't keep himself kept and clean. >Sat on his ass all day playing video games. >In July of 2011 our parents had enough when he got in a fight with our oldest sister's boyfriend. 187 KB PNG 02/18/24(Sun)10:00:04 No.914090038 >When our parents kicked him out we cleaned his room out and found pretty disgusting things. >Closet was locked and we found a hamper full of women's underwear, mostly from our oldest sister. >Some from our nieces. >Then we checked his desktop and old phone he left. >Pictures of our mom, nieces, and other relatives in bikinis. >Notified the police but by the time they got to anything, no one could find him. >Cops finally gave up because they couldn't get a lead or a location. >A big issue was is he and Dad had a joint brokerage account in Bitcoin for his future. >Two days after our brother got kicked out Dad realized the account was still joint and went to go shut it down. >Only to find out it was emptied. >2200 dollars gone. >Couldn't do anything, couldn't recover it. >A major problem was our brother was deep into investments. >He could hide it without us finding it, investments was the other thing other than being an incel he could properly do. continuing : Anonymous >>914090038 (OP) # >2019 came around and mom passed away due to Corona in its early days. 02/18/24(Sun)10:03:15 No.914090164 >We usually clean Mom's grave once on her death anniversary on the 15th of February. >This year found some random buff guy cleaning Mom's grave. >As we drove up we noticed it was our brother, dressed in nice clothes but clean. >Our youngest brother told us we should not do anything. >Just take the approach slowly, and don't trigger a fight response. >Our brother had a nice vehicle, an F-350 Tremor, clean, kept, and looked like he just washed and polished it. >We walked up slowly and he recognized us. >The conversation was awkward at first, but he was polite and left quickly. >We asked how he was doing, if he was alright, if life had treated him okay. >Yeah, yeah, and another yeah. >"I'm doing pretty okay. It was hard getting back on my feet though. Homelessness really woke me up.' 11 >He then apologized for all the depraved s--- he did and wish he could go back and change it. >All of us could see the pain on his face. >He got in his truck with his soapy water bucket, sponge, and weed trimmer. >>914090447 # We just told Dad about it today and he's f------ p----- because he wants the money he put into our brother's joint account back, and we didn't ask for our brother's address. I guarantee he got that truck from Bitcoin/cryptocurrencies and has enough money to ass-r--- us in court until we can't fight him anymore.

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Anon meets Arya Stark. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/06/24(Tue)21:50:28 No.4813134 ► >>4814838 File: What the f--- is this.jpg (1.73 MB, 3382x5000) BOSS BO >be on vacation in bongland >see Arya Stark gliding down the sidewalk >like a graceful penguin with gout >follow her for a block >working up courage >gently touch her shoulder "H-hello, I'm Anon. Y-you're the prettiest girl I've seen all day! W-would you join me for dinner?" >she spins around nearly smashing me in the balls with an Abercrombie bag >stares intently for a few moments >then breaks into a grin that looks like she could eat an apple through a chain link fence "YEH ORLRITE! FAK IT, WHY NOT? I CUD DO WIV SOME FREE GRUB ANNA LITTLE OF THE OL IN OUT!"* >quickly grab her hand and go into the first restaurant I see that has tablecloths "FAKKIN ELL! POSH ERE INNIT? GLAD I PUT SUM KNICKERS ON! >she lets out a little giggle that sounds like a horse with it's leg caught in a wood chipper >head waiter gives me the stinkeye but leads us to a table >Arya cocks her head and squints at the menu "ERE NOW, WATS THIS S----? IT'S ORL IN FAKKIN FRENCH! OI CARNT READ THIS, I'LL END UP GETTIN A PLATE OF FAKKIN SNAILS WUNNOI?!?" >look at the menu. It's in English, just a fancy script >she shoves her menu at the waiter "I WONT PIE AND MASH DUNNOI. PLENTY OF LIKKER ON THA MASH, GUV!" "I'm sorry, madam, we don-* "I SED FAKKIN PIE AND MASH M8! AND A PINTA LARGER FOR ME EDACHE!” >he slinks away without even taking my order >Arya pulls a pack of Mayfairs from her cleavage and sparks up, ashing in the bread basket >starts rubbing at her crotch >brings her fingers up and licks them then cackles "JOLLY FAKKIN ELL, IT'S ME TIME! OI LUV GITTIN SHAGGED ONNA RAG! GUNNA AVE US A RED WEDDIN INNA LOO, AIN'T WE?" >look over my shoulder and franticly signal the waiter for the check >turn around >Arya is slumped over the table >r---- to death by Pakis

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Uhh you okay there anon? | /r/Greentext

Anonymous* Do you survive? 33 KB JPG 02/18/24(Sun)00:10:40 No.193883794 These are the conditions: >you become an American citizen and lose your original nationality (you also speak perfect english) >you are stripped of all possessions and dropped in the midwest USA >you have no family >you have no friends >you have no car >you have no college degree >you have no physical ailments >you have $500 cash >you have a room to stay in for 3 days, but after that you must find a way to survive What's your gameplan? Would you make it out alive? Or would you perish in the unforgiving midwest?

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Let her go bro | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous guys I need help 5 KB JPG 02/18/24(Sun)09:18:09 No.76497331 >be me >be friends with grill for ~3 years >always had a good relationship, pretty much best friends, always happy to see each other and talk and s--- >get feelings for her >confess on valentines day w/ candy n s--- (i'm pretty sure my intentions were obvious for like a month before) >she is surprised and didnt expect it >she acts confused and then says she doesnt find me attractive in a sort of unclear way? >be fine with it and tell them I care about our relationship enough to just stay friends >talk a little later and things are kind of normal >feelsbadman.mp3 >confidencelost.mp4 >we had a thing planned earlier in the week to go shopping together like normal >got up the courage to go out and have a good time like friends >arrive >feelsscaredman.jpg >start off ok we browse s--- for a bit >she seems to want to keep distance >she keeps moving away whenever I get close or try to browse or anything >barely participates in conversation at this point I can tell from their voice that they arent enjoying this >try to cheer them up, hang out with them, try to find interest in whatever the f--- they are doing >say goodbye >emptyinside.exe >"anon you know you can go and do other s--- you dont have to be next to me" tone was condescending but I thought it wasnt too much to worry about >f--- off for a bit, come back and try to rekindle literally anything >"anon, you know you dont have to be like right with me yknow." >at this point get the message >f--- off and buy my things >go into my car >look like picrel as all the weight of everything crashes down on me guys help I just want to be friends again

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4chan plays a game | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: OGg5S2Yo) [+] PINDIA CHALLENGE THREAD PINDIA CHALLENGE GUJARAT RAJASTHAN Ahmedabad અમદાવાદ Surat સુરત Mumbai Pune मुंबई पुणे GOA HARYANA New Delhi नई दिल्ली Jaipur जयपुर MAHARASHTRA 02/03/24 (Sat)11:05:56 No.457445364 MADHYA PRADESH Kochi കൊച്ചി KARNATAKA Hyderabad హైదరాబాద్ KERALA Bengaluru Bandoob UTTAR PRADESH TELANGANA ANDHRA PRADESH India TAI NADU Thiruvananthapuram Google Lucknow लखनऊ CHHATTI >drop street view pin in india >spin camera 360 degrees Chennai G&GOT 60€ Pindia.jpg 492 KB JPG Nepal >you see any garbage, you lose >you get one try >post your results Kathmandu काठमाडौं BIHAR Patna पढ़ना yo SIKKIM GAL Drop a street view pin in India Try not to find piles of garbage Bang Dhak 613 olkata লকাতা B

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Anon owns his games | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)10:18:13 No.667417689 >I own my ga -ACK solar flare.jpg 193 KB JPG

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anon plays some tf2 | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2/17/2024, 11:24:23 PM No.78673768 132 KB JPEG > be me > decide to play some tf2 > boot up to one of those infinite cap 2fort servers > start f------ pubstomping > one of the guys on the other team is raging like crazy > start targetting him purely out of pettiness > he gets autobalanced to my team > he starts ranting in team chat about how he's gonna kill himself > I start egging him on thinking hes joking > he turns on his mic and says > "Thanks anon, exactly what I needed to hear." > Immediately I hear a f------ gunshot from his vc mic > he goes afk > everybody in the server is losing their f------ minds > I dip the f--- out of there havent touched the game in days

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ADHD burnout dopamine bros.. not like this | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous RAGE WITH EYES OF BLUE SPELL CARD Baud Syncro/Xyz/Pendulum blue haired t----- zoomer spends the next 10 entire minutes wasting half of his deck In a psychotic and unnecessary spectacle full of fireworks worthy only for a ADHD child whose attention span has been burned out by TikTok videos >All this spectacle only summon 2 monsters with a 2500 attack each And m ferm HE your land Special St your Deck Ca 02/17/24(Sat)22:57:44 No.667429743 57 KB JPG >Turn 1: place a mirror force card >Turn 2: >Zoomer Attacks >l activate my mirror force and destroy his monsters >Turn 3; I activate pic related and summon my 3 Blue eyed white dragons >Attack and beat the zoomer fair and square with my blue eyes white dragons >Zoomer proceed to COPE and SEETHE calling me "yugiboomer" Zoomers make it so easy

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Anon copes about his eating disorder | /r/Greentext

File: frog posting.jpg (17 KB, 400x400) hunger Anonymous 02/18/24(Sun)03:31:18 No.914088836 Maybe its because I was really fat when I was younger but I like feeling hungry >feeling hungry means you are losing weight >feeling hungry means you are in control of your animal instincts The only time I feel happy / okay with myself is I'm hungry. I know this doesn't apply if you live in a place where food is scarce but if you live in a first wolrd country its the best. If I'm full I automaticly feel really sick because it means I'm a fat big boy who can't even control his most basic instincs. pic unrelated

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