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Anonymous argina 2/14/2024, 6:16:32 PM No.63338149 337 KB JPEG > Be me, just an average guy with a boring job and a mundane life. > One day, I receive an anonymous letter claiming my entire life is a lie. > Laugh it off at first, but curiosity gets the best of me. > Start digging into my past, uncovering unsettling truths. > Discover I was actually kidnapped as a child and replaced with a clone. > My real family is wealthy and powerful, hiding their dark secrets. > Confront my "parents" about the truth, only to find out they're part of a sinister organization. > They reveal I was bred for a specific purpose: to carry out their twisted agenda. > Shocked and confused, I refuse to comply, determined to expose their evil deeds. > But then, the biggest plot twist of all: I realize I'm not the original clone. > I'm just another pawn in their sick game, and the real me died long ago. > Everything I thought I knew about myself is a fabrication. > My identity shattered, I'm left with nothing but the harsh reality of my existence. > And as I try to navigate this twisted maze of lies, I realize the true horror of my fate: I may never know who I really am.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2014 00:24:20 No.14220610 Quoted By: >>14220634 >>14220563 actually OP, i do. >be me >21, at club >see gurl >go over to gurl and ask her "ay gurl u wan sum f--" >we go to the boy's restroom >i tell her take off her panties >she takes dem off >d---.jpeg >i gasp >he becomes a ghost and flies around >scared as s--- >he possesses me >die it's really hard to believe but it's 100% true Anonymous Sun 23 Feb 2014 00:26:11 No.14220624 Quoted By: >>14220639 > once f------ a trap for the hell of it > kick her in the balls bc it is kink as f--- > she screams in pain > her granda burts through the door > granda has cataracts and is blind > freaks the f--- out of me, lose the mood > asks if she is alright > grandma doesn't even know I'm there or that her grandson is a hot trap

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Anon is actually unironically straight (and lonely) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 02/09/24 (Fri) 13:27:05 No.76404558► >>76404599 >>76404653 >>76405629 Women have soft and pretty voices. I like listening to women talk. Their voices make me feel good. I love women. << Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)13:32:51 No.76404599 ► >>76404612 >>76405608 >>76404558 (OP) Any ASMR chicks to recommend? Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)13:36:51 No.76404612 ► >>76405608 >>76404599 Idk I don't listen to asmr I just like listening to any woman with a soft voice >> Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)13:45:55 No.76404653 ► >>76405073 >>76405558 >>76404558 (OP) Their so soft and warm when you get hugged by them. Their giggles are f----- adorable. I too love women >> Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)15:08:32 No.76405073 ► >>76405511 File: 1693024764621618.gif (1.4 MB, 640x360) >>76404653 >Their so soft and warm when you get hugged by them. this too >get hugged by a small, skinny woman >they feel gentle and cute >get hugged by a bigger or chubby woman >they feel very soft and warm i wanna stop thinking about women but any contact at all with a woman feels so nice >> Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri) 16:11:55 No.76405511 ► >>76405588 >>76405073 >imagine she gets comfortable on you're shoulder on the couch >she falls asleep >her body is soft and warm >bonus if she has her hand on youre chest also a women smiling makes me so happy inside too bad I have literal diagnosed autism

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: Anonymous DAYTI >"LETS GO!" >banger >hidden gem >souls-like 02/15/24(Thu)19:43:54 No.667174379 Why did this become such a prevalent saying lately related to gaming? Like it's already played out but people keep saying it over and over. Just stop. IMG_1084.jpg 56 KB JPG

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Anonymous > be me > 17 male, straight > he because too. 245 KB JPEG 15/2/2024, 8:36:10 am No.26980415 Joma dont think i can come back to women

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PARENTAL ADVISORY EXPLICIT CONTENT blink-182 ab67616d0000b2736da502e35a7a3e48de2b0f74.jpg 147 KB JPG >watch early 2000s kino >blink 182 starts playing

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: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 02/12/24(Mon)17:19:03 No.666830252 >Average Aussie FPS gamer is an immature 18 year old tradie retard >Kiwis aren't really even human >Brazilians are incompetent >South East Asians are spastics obsessed with anime and shouting >US server lag is awful and Americans are unbearable Australian geographical isolation hits again. The rest of the world doesn't understand how bad gaming is here. Our internet speeds are worse than Ukraine and Kenya.

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: Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)00:59:48 No.196300424 1704567680913906.jpg 40 KB JPG >Hiya Cersei-just came to let you know I'm going to tell Robert that your children are incestuous bastards. I know this because they are blond and not black of hair. I've told you this so that you can escape King's Landing without being brutally tortured and killed, and your children's head put on spikes in front of the palace. My honour compels me to do this. I understand that, even if you managed to escape, the reputation of House Lannister would be irrevocably destroyed, and every single Lord in the kingdom will declare war on the Westerlands and turn Casterly Rock into rubble. Perhaps you can flee to Essos and become street beggars like the Targaryens. I hope you will show me the same courtesy I've given to you today and not conspire to have me killed. For it would be extremely easy for you to do so, considering King's Landing is swarming with Lannisters and Lannister allies. I'm now going to put my trust in Littlefinger, who has been obsessed with my wife since adolescence, and has a vendetta against House Stark because my brother embarrassed him in a duel and I married her. Bon voyage! 02/16/24(Fri)01:01:36 No.196300476 : Anonymous >>196300424 (OP) # Be didn't say Bon Voyage >>196300493 # >>196300504 # >>196300983 #

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IMG_5250.jpg 1.63 MB JPG >Hit off with a chick on tinder >Get along pretty well >Plan to hangout in her house >Never told me she was a single mom >"No problem, we can work our way around that" >A week later the kid is shot dead I SWEAR BROS IT WASN'T ME

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DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST CONSUME PRODUCT AND THEN GET EXCITED FOR NEXT PRODUCTS 417 KB JPG >Dont watch Marvel slop for years. >Decide to watch Kenobi after I see it's prob getting a 2nd run >Show isnt even about Kenobi >Its mainly about some black bitch. Idr her name >But what confused me was how black bitch was part of the good guys. >But the bad guys kill her friends. >So she joins the bad guys. >Starts killing the good guys so she can get revenge on the good guys for not saving her when the bad guys attacked. >But also plans to betray the bad guys to avenge the good guys. W-- is this logic? >Go on r*ddit to voice my opinion. Never mention race. >Get downvoted and labeled an alt-right racist. Why do r*ddit bugmen f--- gobble up Disney slop? 02/13/24(Tue)11:33:45 No.196235680 Anonymous >>196235607 (OP) # Because they're either bots or nonces.

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File: 145391521408068008.jpg (7 KB, 250x237) 02/15/24(Thu)18:59:50 No.76470901 [Reply]► >>76471018 >>76471026 >>76471067 Anonymous >get a cat >he doesnt like to snuggle and cuddle >behves like some sort of a wild autist >kick him out of the house at night and leave him in the park better luck next time

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Anonymous 8 490 KB PNG 02/15/24(Thu)11:24:48 No.20207229 >>20192898 (OP) # Hello McMarketer, there are a few requirements if you want me to eat at your establishment again: >lower mcdoubles down to $1 WITH tax, franchisees can figure out the price before tax based on locality >bring back the $1 any size soda, with infinite refills inside >stop using all sneed oils, go back to cooking in beef tallow >replace high fructose corn syrup with real cane sugar (none of that sneaky sugar beet, bitch) >alternative coupons for customers who don't want to use your spyware phone app for deals, sign up to receive a stack of coupons once a month or so in the mail or email >make the restaurants child friendly again, aggressively advertise ronald and his friends (especially the hamburglar god damn it) >ball pit, playground, video game console stations, etc >birthday party discount for parties up to 8 in size, 50% off, under age 18 >provide a separate area upstairs (yes, build a 2nd story in all locations) for adults that contains a smooth jazz lounge, free coffee refills, and a newspaper/magazine rack

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: Anonymous 1.62 MB PNG 2 Replies / 1 Image 02/15/24(Thu)11:13:13 No.76465024 tfw no postapocalyptic gf >she will never save you from mutant raiders by way of introduction >she will never w---- herself out to get enough food for the both of you >she will never let you knock her up to help repopulate the planet why live? View Thread

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