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Anonymous 02/09/24 (Fri) 13:27:05 No.76404558► >>76404599 >>76404653 >>76405629 Women have soft and pretty voices. I like listening to women talk. Their voices make me feel good. I love women. << Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)13:32:51 No.76404599 ► >>76404612 >>76405608 >>76404558 (OP) Any ASMR chicks to recommend? Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)13:36:51 No.76404612 ► >>76405608 >>76404599 Idk I don't listen to asmr I just like listening to any woman with a soft voice >> Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)13:45:55 No.76404653 ► >>76405073 >>76405558 >>76404558 (OP) Their so soft and warm when you get hugged by them. Their giggles are f----- adorable. I too love women >> Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)15:08:32 No.76405073 ► >>76405511 File: 1693024764621618.gif (1.4 MB, 640x360) >>76404653 >Their so soft and warm when you get hugged by them. this too >get hugged by a small, skinny woman >they feel gentle and cute >get hugged by a bigger or chubby woman >they feel very soft and warm i wanna stop thinking about women but any contact at all with a woman feels so nice >> Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri) 16:11:55 No.76405511 ► >>76405588 >>76405073 >imagine she gets comfortable on you're shoulder on the couch >she falls asleep >her body is soft and warm >bonus if she has her hand on youre chest also a women smiling makes me so happy inside too bad I have literal diagnosed autism

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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: Anonymous DAYTI >"LETS GO!" >banger >hidden gem >souls-like 02/15/24(Thu)19:43:54 No.667174379 Why did this become such a prevalent saying lately related to gaming? Like it's already played out but people keep saying it over and over. Just stop. IMG_1084.jpg 56 KB JPG

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: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 02/12/24(Mon)17:19:03 No.666830252 >Average Aussie FPS gamer is an immature 18 year old tradie retard >Kiwis aren't really even human >Brazilians are incompetent >South East Asians are spastics obsessed with anime and shouting >US server lag is awful and Americans are unbearable Australian geographical isolation hits again. The rest of the world doesn't understand how bad gaming is here. Our internet speeds are worse than Ukraine and Kenya.

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: Anonymous 02/16/24(Fri)00:59:48 No.196300424 1704567680913906.jpg 40 KB JPG >Hiya Cersei-just came to let you know I'm going to tell Robert that your children are incestuous bastards. I know this because they are blond and not black of hair. I've told you this so that you can escape King's Landing without being brutally tortured and killed, and your children's head put on spikes in front of the palace. My honour compels me to do this. I understand that, even if you managed to escape, the reputation of House Lannister would be irrevocably destroyed, and every single Lord in the kingdom will declare war on the Westerlands and turn Casterly Rock into rubble. Perhaps you can flee to Essos and become street beggars like the Targaryens. I hope you will show me the same courtesy I've given to you today and not conspire to have me killed. For it would be extremely easy for you to do so, considering King's Landing is swarming with Lannisters and Lannister allies. I'm now going to put my trust in Littlefinger, who has been obsessed with my wife since adolescence, and has a vendetta against House Stark because my brother embarrassed him in a duel and I married her. Bon voyage! 02/16/24(Fri)01:01:36 No.196300476 : Anonymous >>196300424 (OP) # Be didn't say Bon Voyage >>196300493 # >>196300504 # >>196300983 #

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IMG_5250.jpg 1.63 MB JPG >Hit off with a chick on tinder >Get along pretty well >Plan to hangout in her house >Never told me she was a single mom >"No problem, we can work our way around that" >A week later the kid is shot dead I SWEAR BROS IT WASN'T ME

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DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST CONSUME PRODUCT AND THEN GET EXCITED FOR NEXT PRODUCTS 417 KB JPG >Dont watch Marvel slop for years. >Decide to watch Kenobi after I see it's prob getting a 2nd run >Show isnt even about Kenobi >Its mainly about some black bitch. Idr her name >But what confused me was how black bitch was part of the good guys. >But the bad guys kill her friends. >So she joins the bad guys. >Starts killing the good guys so she can get revenge on the good guys for not saving her when the bad guys attacked. >But also plans to betray the bad guys to avenge the good guys. W-- is this logic? >Go on r*ddit to voice my opinion. Never mention race. >Get downvoted and labeled an alt-right racist. Why do r*ddit bugmen f--- gobble up Disney slop? 02/13/24(Tue)11:33:45 No.196235680 Anonymous >>196235607 (OP) # Because they're either bots or nonces.

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File: 145391521408068008.jpg (7 KB, 250x237) 02/15/24(Thu)18:59:50 No.76470901 [Reply]► >>76471018 >>76471026 >>76471067 Anonymous >get a cat >he doesnt like to snuggle and cuddle >behves like some sort of a wild autist >kick him out of the house at night and leave him in the park better luck next time

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Anonymous 8 490 KB PNG 02/15/24(Thu)11:24:48 No.20207229 >>20192898 (OP) # Hello McMarketer, there are a few requirements if you want me to eat at your establishment again: >lower mcdoubles down to $1 WITH tax, franchisees can figure out the price before tax based on locality >bring back the $1 any size soda, with infinite refills inside >stop using all sneed oils, go back to cooking in beef tallow >replace high fructose corn syrup with real cane sugar (none of that sneaky sugar beet, bitch) >alternative coupons for customers who don't want to use your spyware phone app for deals, sign up to receive a stack of coupons once a month or so in the mail or email >make the restaurants child friendly again, aggressively advertise ronald and his friends (especially the hamburglar god damn it) >ball pit, playground, video game console stations, etc >birthday party discount for parties up to 8 in size, 50% off, under age 18 >provide a separate area upstairs (yes, build a 2nd story in all locations) for adults that contains a smooth jazz lounge, free coffee refills, and a newspaper/magazine rack

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: Anonymous 1.62 MB PNG 2 Replies / 1 Image 02/15/24(Thu)11:13:13 No.76465024 tfw no postapocalyptic gf >she will never save you from mutant raiders by way of introduction >she will never w---- herself out to get enough food for the both of you >she will never let you knock her up to help repopulate the planet why live? View Thread

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Board /bant/ - International/Random Anonymous (ID: UGUxxDhz 7 KB PNG ▼ Settings Mobile Home 02/15/24(Thu)07:08:38 No.19593412 >*YOU DONT GET IT MOM. IM STARTING MY OWN BUSINESS. IM BECOMING AN ENTREPRENEUR.* >*I JUST NEED $900 FOR THE HUSTLERS UNIVERSITY COURSES* >*NO MOM, ITS BETTER THAN COLLEGE* >*ITS LIKE COLLEGE BUT WITHOUT THE WOKE LEFT INDOCTRINATING MY MIND* >*ANDREW TATE TOLD ME THAT ALL COLLEGE DOES IS WASTE YOUR TIME AND MONEY* >*NO MOM ITS BETTER THAN GETTING A JOB.* >*I WILL BE JUST LIKE ANDREW TATE MOM, I CAN TRAVEL AS I PLEASE AND ONCE IM RICH I'LL GET ALL THE WOMEN* >*WHAT DO YOU MEAN TOO OLD, IM ONLY 36 MOM.* >*WHATEVER, YOUR JUST A STUPID WOMEN WHO DOES'NT UNDERSTAND THE HUSTLE.* >*I GUESS IF YOU WONT GIVE ME THE MONEY, I WILL HAVE TO SELL DADS BASEBALL CARDCOLLECTION*

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Guys I feel f------ sick to my stomach... Guys I feel f------ sick to my(...) 780 KB JPG 02/13/24(Tue)16:16:38 No.19584218 qrd > Gf is friends with the girl in pic. > We go to party and meet her and her bf > Dude seems cool as hell, funny, > several days later gf gets drunk one night while watching movie >we talk about them, say they seem nice >she mentions she's happy she settled down and found a guy > mentions how much of a huge w---- she used to be >When I ask she tells me that she told her she used to p--- >feel sick and disgusted... He also doesn't know >post a photo of her online to a pornsite asking coomers if they know who she is >They come back with the source to the video and pics. >f------ coal burner... How do I tell him what happened without being ostracized and hated by my gf for f------ up her friends relationship?

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Anonymous 02/09/24 (Fri) 13:27:05 No.76404558► >>76404599 >>76404653 >>76405629 Women have soft and pretty voices. I like listening to women talk. Their voices make me feel good. I love women. << Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)13:32:51 No.76404599 ► >>76404612 >>76405608 >>76404558 (OP) Any ASMR chicks to recommend? Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)13:36:51 No.76404612 ► >>76405608 >>76404599 Idk I don't listen to asmr I just like listening to any woman with a soft voice >> Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)13:45:55 No.76404653 ► >>76405073 >>76405558 >>76404558 (OP) Their so soft and warm when you get hugged by them. Their giggles are f----- adorable. I too love women >> Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri)15:08:32 No.76405073 ► >>76405511 File: 1693024764621618.gif (1.4 MB, 640x360) >>76404653 >Their so soft and warm when you get hugged by them. this too >get hugged by a small, skinny woman >they feel gentle and cute >get hugged by a bigger or chubby woman >they feel very soft and warm i wanna stop thinking about women but any contact at all with a woman feels so nice >> Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri) 16:11:55 No.76405511 ► >>76405588 >>76405073 >imagine she gets comfortable on you're shoulder on the couch >she falls asleep >her body is soft and warm >bonus if she has her hand on youre chest also a women smiling makes me so happy inside too bad I have literal diagnosed autism

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