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: Anonymous 0 Qa K/s 02/09/24(Fri) 18:00:39 No.60896298 01:05 * * *** Screenshot_20240209_102543_Firefox.jpg 137 KB JPG >Admiral Fukyu N----- was born in 1880 in a fishing village near Nagasaki. He was born into an ancient samurai clan called "Kuru Krux." >From a young age he was determined to serve in the Imperial Navy and was accepted into the naval academy, where his excellent grasp of the tea ceremony and ability to bow much lower than anybody else ensured his fast graduation. >At the age of 17 he served in the Navy during the Russo-Japanese War and distinguished himself during the Battle of Tsushima by sinking the Russian cruiser Vranya with a single torpedo that struck the vodka storage. >His career was mostly uneventful afterwards until the '20s, when he fell in with the hyper-militaristic crowd. >After coups and government restructuring, Adm. Fukyu N----- was assigned command of the 7th Fleet in the war against China. >He distinguished himself again by his numerous war crimes near Shanghai, including the infamous "Night of 1,000,000 Rapes" for which he was awarded the Order of the Heavenly Katana. >In 1940 as diplomacy with America broke down, he was called to several meetings in Tokyo to discuss the feasibility of war with America. During one of these meetings, after Adm. Yamamoto remarked that Japan had no real chance of victory, Adm. Fukyu N----- flew into a violent rage. >He dropped his trousers and began furiously masturbating while screeching the Bushido Code, which he had memorized. He then declared: "IF WE DON'T GO TO WAR WITH GAIJIN I WILL KILL EVERYONE IN THIS ROOM AND R--- THEIR CORPSES, INCLUDING THE EMPEROR!!!" >This display of the Yamato Spirit impressed everyone deeply, and Hirohito applauded his dedication. 02/09/24(Fri) 18:01:06 No.60896300 : Anonymous >>60896298 (OP) # >After the Pearl Harbor attack, Adm. Fukyu N----- was assigned to the defense of Japan's outer posessions. Here he established his credibility by refusing to properly guard Japanese convoys, ignored air defenses, and disengaged from every battle where he had a decisive advantage. >He developed an intense rivalry with Adm. Desu Sugoi and Gen. Sashimi Sushi, repeatedly refusing to provide proper support to both. When questioned about this by his superiors, Adm. Fukyu N----- would begin screeching about "samurai honor and pride" while threatening to committ Seppuku and Sudoku. This further display of the Yamato Spirit got him assigned to increasingly important assignments. >During the naval battle at Bungo-Bungo, as his destroyers and cruisers werr being r---- by PT boats, he withdrew his battleships to save face, remarking "Ror, rmao!" >As the war turned decisively against Japan, Adm. Fukyu N----- was given command of Suicide Fleet No. 4. His task was to take his fleet into hopeless battle and get everyone killed, in the hope that this would motivate the rest of Japan. >He approved of this plan, remarking that "Those who kill theselves will cause resources and well-trained pilots to appear out of nowhere and ensure victory." >His suicide fleet was jumped by submarines and carrier planes, with every ship destroyed except for the cruiser Chokobo, which picked up the 40 survivors of the whole expedition. >As his flagship, the battleship Senpai was sinking (still being torpedoed in anvill attacks), he committed Seppuku while writing a Haiku: >My life ebbs away >Like the nakadashi flows >From a loli's cun >He is comemmorated in the Tokyo War Shrine and several nationalist groups celebrate his birthday. >>60896640 # >>60896977 # >>60896996 # >>60897140 # >60897426 # >>60897498 # >>60897744 # >>60897778 # >>60898702 # >>60899132 # >>60900639 # >>60900713 # >>60900753 # >>60900817 # >>60900909 # >>60902974 # >60904121 # >>60904187 # >>60904331 # >>60905815 # >>60905907 # >>60906270 # >>60906500 # >>60906756 # >>60907680 # >>60908654 # >>60911359 # >>60911463 # >>60914922 # >>60916000 # >>60918069 # >>60918471 # >>60920287 # >>60923978 # : Anonymous 02/09/24(Fri) 18:10:19 No.60896372 You forgot about Rear Admiral Buk Brakeru anon

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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