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Anonymous 02/14/24(Wed)15:37:31 No.76461178 >lost 110lb >i notice my d--- getting bigger and thicker >hellyeah.jpg >wearing shorts >girl who friendzoned me noticed my weightloss >invites me out for coffee, tons of flirting >have sex later that week >she complements my d--- and said she thought it would've been tiny because of how big i was 189 KB JPG it was when i was fat. still worth it tho Anonymous Nice fantasy I guess. 02/14/24(Wed)15:38:42 No.76461194

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 15/2/2024, 8:36:10 am No.26980415 245 KB JPEG > be me >17 male, straight > valentines day prom tomorrow > have no gf > neither does my best friend, ash > ask him to become a trap and be my valentine > he asks for money, so i give him 20 dollars > ffw to valentines day prom > everyone is in a relationship of some sorts > be sitting awkwardly at the corner of the room > ash approaches me > he looks like a woman, i could hardly recognise him > we dance > an hour goes by and we completely fell in love with eachother > ffw to this morning and he gives my money back > turns out he still wants us to be in a romance because of ash, i never been happier in my life. i dont think i can come back to women too.

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Anonymous 46 KB JPG Thanks dad :) >be me in 2011 >12 years old >Valentine's day 02/14/24(Wed)15:46:52 No.76461266 >didn't get any valentines cards at school >come home >get off the school bus and go inside >box of chocolates on my bed with a note from my dad >says he loves me and is proud of me Anonymous !ltWB4Junas >>76461266 (OP) normally i'd think that's depressing, but that sounds very wholesome instead, anon 02/14/24(Wed)15:49:47 No.76461290 i'm sure your dad still loves you and is proud of you thanks for the smile too

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4:53 O : Anonymous 62 KB JPG >Be me >12 years old >Go to church camp >Finally old enough to go to the teen tent >Kinda excited since this means I'm one of the older kids now and I get to see what goes on in the big kid meetings. >Day 1 lecture 5G UCA 02/14/24(Wed)16:33:07 No.16279212 >It's a repressed gay man giving a 2 hour seminar on how he did drugs, drank, and had hook ups in Florida until his Internet got cut and he lost access to Craigslist so he assumed that this was a sign from Jesus since he prayed for guidance before it happened. >Everyone sings cheers and claps at the end of the sermon. >Something about it doesn't sit right but I guess if Jesus helped him then good for him. >Day 2 >It's an ex-MMA fighter. >Really cool guy and just all around pleasant to be around >Gave up MMA fighting and Red Bull for Jesus after he almost beat a guy to death for r----- his mom. >A moment of silence followed by singing >Starting to feel like something is off but just assume that these are harsher topics because we're teens so we're mature. >Day 3 >The speaker talks about how he was molested by the guy who ran the daycare he went to, almost killed by his dad who was driving drunk, beaten bloody by his stepdad and left out in the cold of February covered in gashes, molested by his step dad in a drunken fit when it was his day for visitation after watching a p---- with him and his brother, and after cutting all contact with his family 15 years later the dad went to his church and cried saying the alcohol made him do it and that he'd given his life to Christ. He is now a Deacon at that same church. The message of the sermon was that nobody is beyond redemption. >Serious red flags going off in my head at this point but Jesus can do anything I guess. >Day 4 >It's about how to form healthy relationships. : Anonymous Can I get an "Amen" ? 02/14/24(Wed)16:36:03 No.16279226

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02/14/24(Wed)14:38:53 No.76460511 >make it a hobby of mine to offer w----- off tinder money in exchange for sex >been doing it for years >usually i ask them to f--- bareback, most say yes >nothings ever happened >today i got contacted by one of these w----- who i f----- 3 years ago saying she has a 2 year old kid thats mine >shes planing on suing me for child support 342 KB JPG Anonymous >mfw i might have a kid from a f------ w---- GOD DAMN IT, THIS IS THE LAST F------ STRAW, TIME TO F------ KILL MYSELF Anonymous >>76460511 (OP) do a dna test you retard. 02/14/24(Wed)14:46:02 No.76460576

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JPG | 342.28 KB Wednesday 2024-02-14 22:38:53 2 hours ago >make it a hobby of mine to offer w----- off tinder money in exchange for sex >been doing it for years >usually i ask them to f--- bareback, most say yes >nothings ever happened >today i got contacted by one of these w----- who i f----- 3 years ago saying she has a 2 year old kid thats mine >shes planing on suing me for child support >mfw i might have a kid from a f------ w---- GOD DAMN IT, THIS IS THE LAST F------ STRAW, TIME TO F------ KILL MYSELF

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02/14/24(Wed)17:32:57 No.913933737 : Anonymous >>913933493 (OP) # >Be me, a 25 year old woman with a wild side >Always been curious about trying new things in the bedroom >One day, scrolling through 4chan, I come across a thread about people who have had sex with animals >At first, I'm disgusted and scroll past it, but something about it keeps drawing me back >Curiosity gets the best of me and I start reading through the thread, getting more and more turned on by the stories >Before I know it, I'm messaging a guy who claims to have had a sexual encounter with his dog >He sends me pictures and videos, and I can't deny the arousal I feel >After weeks of talking, I finally decide to meet up with him and his dog >Heart racing, I enter his house and am greeted by the most beautiful dog I've ever seen >He's big, muscular, and has the most piercing blue eyes >I can feel my panties getting wet just looking at him >The guy leads me to his bedroom and tells me to get undressed >I do as I'm told, my heart pounding with excitement and nerves >The dog jumps onto the bed and starts sniffing me, his cold nose sending shivers down my spine >I can feel his hot breath on my skin as he starts licking me, and I can't help but moan in pleasure >The guy watches, giving me instructions and guiding the dog's movements >Before I know it, the dog is mounting me and I can feel his hard c--- pressing against my entrance >I'm nervous, but also incredibly turned on >I give the go ahead and the dog starts thrusting, his powerful body moving in perfect rhythm >I've never felt anything like it before, the mix of pleasure and taboo making me lose control >I scream in ecstasy as I reach my first orgasm, the dog still going strong >He eventually finishes and I collapse onto the bed, my body trembling with pleasure >The guy and I lay there, panting and covered in sweat, as the dog curls up next to us >As I leave the house, I can't help but think about when I'll get to experience that wild and intense pleasure again >>913933976 # >>913934035 #

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Anonymous 02/14/24 (Wed)19:19:05 No.142235941 File: Screenshot 2024-02-14 190231.png (311 KB, 639x506) >be me walking home >saw a friend sees me as we are walking the same way >she talks to me and stuff. >she then laughing tell me a prank she pulled on a guy. >Her and two guys, slid a note under an Indian guys door >It said a secret admirer was interested in meeting him at a valentines day dinner. >I know the guy in question, hes short, going bald, Indian, and looks super nerdy and barely showers. >an easy target >He turned up to the place >They revel its all a prank and toll >He dressed up all nice according to her. >She said all this while laughing historically >I smiled and pretended that it was funny. >When i got home jesus... so upset for this guy Honestly w-- bros?? Are woman like this to ugly men?? Im traumatized from this. She said it with such joy

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: Anonymous Yourself 9 KB JPG 02/14/24(Wed)12:42:01 No.196257177 >go to see Lisa Frankenstein by myself >ticket lady asks "One or two?" >"Just one, please." >she sighs and pulls out her walkie >"Uh, yeah, hey security, we got a single here, theater >a large gentleman armed with a rifle soon appears and escorts me to the designated auditorium >ask if I can stop for some concessions, but he ignores me >crammed and locked into a bullet-proof glass box at the front of the theater, completely by myself >I can feel the distrustful glares of every couple and group of friends in the theater on the back of my head as I take my seat inside the box >movie starts >am barely able to make out the sounds through the box >too close to the screen to enjoy the visuals >can't take it anymore >try asking the guard to let me out >he ignores me >tap on the glass to get his attention >he is visibly started, as are several of the other patrons in the theater, and almost reaches for his gun >he slides back a small cover in the glass case's door >"What the f--- do you want?" >"l-I'd like to leave." >"Fine. Great." >he opens the door and escorts me out of the theater >hear a few light claps as I make my way out >tfw

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Anonymous 2/14/2024, 11:05:39 AM No.71923380 174 KB JPEG > be me > day before valentines day > after school in club meeting > club members start talking about their dates and stuff > it circles to me > quietly say i dont have one > ensue laughter > mfw this is revenge > that night > decide to buy a s--- ton of laxative choclate > like 5 bags of the stuff > switch up the wrappers with help from my brother > that s--- takes all night > next day at school > start handing out these laxative chocolates to everyone I can > absolute anarchy > bathrooms go f------ extinct > kids start calling the chocolates a work from the anticupid > never got caught due to so many kids handing out chocolate that day > mfw

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Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)20:36:54 No.68995172 >talked to a woman years ago that thought a cute date idea would be going somewhere that >I told her I was gay to get out of the conversation >I'm now getting increasingly close to gaining wizard powers >>68995269 >>68995299 >>68995319 >>689954

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Anonymous 02/14/24(Wed)15:37:31 No.76461178 >lost 110lb >i notice my d--- getting bigger and thicker >hellyeah.jpg >wearing shorts >girl who friendzoned me noticed my weightloss >invites me out for coffee, tons of flirting >have sex later that week >she complements my d--- and said she thought it would've been tiny because of how big i was 189 KB JPG it was when i was fat. still worth it tho Anonymous Nice fantasy I guess. 02/14/24(Wed)15:38:42 No.76461194

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