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02/14/24(Wed)17:32:57 No.913933737 : Anonymous >>913933493 (OP) # >Be me, a 25 year old woman with a wild side >Always been curious about trying new things in the bedroom >One day, scrolling through 4chan, I come across a thread about people who have had sex with animals >At first, I'm disgusted and scroll past it, but something about it keeps drawing me back >Curiosity gets the best of me and I start reading through the thread, getting more and more turned on by the stories >Before I know it, I'm messaging a guy who claims to have had a sexual encounter with his dog >He sends me pictures and videos, and I can't deny the arousal I feel >After weeks of talking, I finally decide to meet up with him and his dog >Heart racing, I enter his house and am greeted by the most beautiful dog I've ever seen >He's big, muscular, and has the most piercing blue eyes >I can feel my panties getting wet just looking at him >The guy leads me to his bedroom and tells me to get undressed >I do as I'm told, my heart pounding with excitement and nerves >The dog jumps onto the bed and starts sniffing me, his cold nose sending shivers down my spine >I can feel his hot breath on my skin as he starts licking me, and I can't help but moan in pleasure >The guy watches, giving me instructions and guiding the dog's movements >Before I know it, the dog is mounting me and I can feel his hard c--- pressing against my entrance >I'm nervous, but also incredibly turned on >I give the go ahead and the dog starts thrusting, his powerful body moving in perfect rhythm >I've never felt anything like it before, the mix of pleasure and taboo making me lose control >I scream in ecstasy as I reach my first orgasm, the dog still going strong >He eventually finishes and I collapse onto the bed, my body trembling with pleasure >The guy and I lay there, panting and covered in sweat, as the dog curls up next to us >As I leave the house, I can't help but think about when I'll get to experience that wild and intense pleasure again >>913933976 # >>913934035 #

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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Anonymous 02/14/24 (Wed)19:19:05 No.142235941 File: Screenshot 2024-02-14 190231.png (311 KB, 639x506) >be me walking home >saw a friend sees me as we are walking the same way >she talks to me and stuff. >she then laughing tell me a prank she pulled on a guy. >Her and two guys, slid a note under an Indian guys door >It said a secret admirer was interested in meeting him at a valentines day dinner. >I know the guy in question, hes short, going bald, Indian, and looks super nerdy and barely showers. >an easy target >He turned up to the place >They revel its all a prank and toll >He dressed up all nice according to her. >She said all this while laughing historically >I smiled and pretended that it was funny. >When i got home jesus... so upset for this guy Honestly w-- bros?? Are woman like this to ugly men?? Im traumatized from this. She said it with such joy

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: Anonymous Yourself 9 KB JPG 02/14/24(Wed)12:42:01 No.196257177 >go to see Lisa Frankenstein by myself >ticket lady asks "One or two?" >"Just one, please." >she sighs and pulls out her walkie >"Uh, yeah, hey security, we got a single here, theater >a large gentleman armed with a rifle soon appears and escorts me to the designated auditorium >ask if I can stop for some concessions, but he ignores me >crammed and locked into a bullet-proof glass box at the front of the theater, completely by myself >I can feel the distrustful glares of every couple and group of friends in the theater on the back of my head as I take my seat inside the box >movie starts >am barely able to make out the sounds through the box >too close to the screen to enjoy the visuals >can't take it anymore >try asking the guard to let me out >he ignores me >tap on the glass to get his attention >he is visibly started, as are several of the other patrons in the theater, and almost reaches for his gun >he slides back a small cover in the glass case's door >"What the f--- do you want?" >"l-I'd like to leave." >"Fine. Great." >he opens the door and escorts me out of the theater >hear a few light claps as I make my way out >tfw

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Anonymous 2/14/2024, 11:05:39 AM No.71923380 174 KB JPEG > be me > day before valentines day > after school in club meeting > club members start talking about their dates and stuff > it circles to me > quietly say i dont have one > ensue laughter > mfw this is revenge > that night > decide to buy a s--- ton of laxative choclate > like 5 bags of the stuff > switch up the wrappers with help from my brother > that s--- takes all night > next day at school > start handing out these laxative chocolates to everyone I can > absolute anarchy > bathrooms go f------ extinct > kids start calling the chocolates a work from the anticupid > never got caught due to so many kids handing out chocolate that day > mfw

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Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)20:36:54 No.68995172 >talked to a woman years ago that thought a cute date idea would be going somewhere that >I told her I was gay to get out of the conversation >I'm now getting increasingly close to gaining wizard powers >>68995269 >>68995299 >>68995319 >>689954

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PNG| 41.06 KB Wednesday 2024-02-14 12:38:33 5 hours ago Got Trolled by the universe. >Be me >Be KHV >Gave up on my master quest to find love because I always got Friendzone ending every time I tried. >Shut in, Not retarded. I am just introverted >Despite that. feel lonely >Decided to buy Hatsune Miku Figurine because I just got my paycheck >Don't want to go to the physical store because its far away >Order the figurine online >Ffw a few days. >I got a notification >"Your package is in the shop" >W--.pdf >Double checked, realize I misclicked and clicked on delivery to the store >Fine. guess its time to surfacemaxx >Mfw I realize today is Feb 14 >Mfw I have to walk through half of my city to pick up my Waifu figurine whilst seeing couples doing stuff I'll never get to experience >Mfw today is the last available day to pick the delivery package otherwise it gets returned with no refunds Dear universe. I had already accepted defeat. Let me live my Welcome to NHK life without getting reminded of my failures please.

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Anonymous Open Your Fat Eyes Metals & Electronics Industrial Machinery Manufacturing Demand for air conditioners in Europe in 2021, by country (in 1,000 units) Board Russia Italy Spain France Turkey Greece Ukraine Germany UK Poland Portugal Netherlands Romania Hungary Norway Finland /int/ - International Belgium Sweden Cyprus Croatia 59 85 Czech Republic 51 81 72 63 Austria 44 Others Denmark 35 Slovenia 28 Switzerland 21 Ireland 12 D Slovakia 25 126 118 183 ● Additional Information 172 227 159 213 150 292 269 250 457 500 644 750 806 02/13/24(Tue)18:15:48 No.193728369 791 1,250 1,000 Demand in thousand units Collapse statistic 1,533 1,500 1,916 1,750 2,000 2,250 ▼ Settings Mobile Home 90 KB PNG Dutch and Nordic people when they go to Texas during the summer >EW why do ze american have AC? >Ve dun't have ze AC in euvope STFU DUTCHIE! . 0 And FYI, people in your precious little eu have mass access to AC because... Its flaming hot where they live. 4 66 ©Statiste 2024 Show source And a last note, you dutch people drive cars now more so then ever before. Cry into your bicycle about it. 6 You come from a country with room temperature summers. Dont make a tiktok video acting all superior about it. I'm Italian living in the UK and it pisses me off when you compare your cuck nation to mine.

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File: w9v11pn0hnv21.jpg (1021 KB, 2455x3600) TradLife Anonymous (ID: yg718LTY) 02/13/24 (Tue)18:05:59 No.458563454 ► >>458563603 >>458564316 >>458565106 >>458565370 >>458565491 >>458565554 >>458565654 >>458567204 >>458568332 >>458568408 >>458571896 >>458572326 >>458574284 >>458574390 >>458574798 >Be me, future influencer on the rise >tried youtube a few times before but got literally nowhere >different identities here/there, but settled into a "tradgf" role and gotten some traction on Insta more so than Tik Tok >> Anonymous (ID: 6R464//U) >> Anonymous (ID: WMCFKN3F) Anonymous (ID: yg718LTY) >bible quotes, barefoot crocheting, nothing more overtly lewd than making fresh squeezed juices without wearing a bra and really leaning into it >done some quick little reactions and my boys like them a lot, so want to get way more into doing that, collecting requests, getting my set up setup. >now that I have a little community, I can hit youtube running for the real money, algorithm will see my views and I'll stay out of the basement cause I'm starting with something But years ago, I did a photoshoot. And the pictures have never really been distributed, but I contacted the photographer and offered to pay all the money back and then I'd have the rights and it's like it never happened, but he was like, that's some of my best work and how's that compensating me for all the work, and I explained what was up and that I wasn't going to do anything with them except delete them, and he was like well, I'd need real compensation, thousands, I don't even know how much, and I got mad and called out the revenge p--- aspect of what he was doing, and he pretended to be offended and "wished me luck" So my character is really innocent and shy, naive and the pictures aren't crazy but they are pretty fetishy, and I feel like it'll be a huge joke. But I've finally hit on something good with my character, so I don't want to change it at all. If I were going to move into p---, I'd want to do it later when I could get really paid for it. I don't really have the money to pay this extortion, but I could save it or get it from somebody if it were necessary for my career. I know people have gone from like, actual p--- to the trad influencer scene, but I've been really presenting it in a different way, so I don't know if I can add that in now. Should I pivot? Blame Al? 02/13/24(Tue)18:07:44 No.458563603 02/13/24(Tue)18:09:38 No.458563767 ► 02/13/24(Tue)18:14:44 No.458564215 >>458564588 >>458564937 >>458565310 >>458565675 >>458567382 >>458574234 >>458563603 >>458563767 Why is everyone on this website so angry and mean, outside of like two threads on /soc/? >> Anonymous (ID: vmZRLh2z 02/13/24(Tue)18:15:46 No.458564316 Anonymous (ID: EgpRYY2D) 02/13/24(Tue)18:18:55 No.458564588 ► >>458564215 4chan is not social media. it's anti-social media. we don't give a f--- about your stupid blogpost f-----. t--- or gtfo. that's the price of admission

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: Anonymous 221 KB PNG 02/14/24(Wed)09:59:09 No.76453753 >be me >has an alt girl obsession >in my room downstairs while parents are upstairs >my door is closed >starts watching alt tiktok compilation >keeps headphones off so I can be hyper-vigilant and switch tabs if someone walks in >watches video for 20 seconds >feels paranoid cause what if they came downstairs stealthily and are staring at me right now >looks over my shoulder '>pic related >no one is there >goes back to video >watches video for 20 seconds >feels paranoid >looks over my shoulder >pic related >no one is there >goes back to video >repeat

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P ●▬ " —— CARNIVORE OMNIVORE HERBIVORE FRLY CROUS HILJAN Valen A WATE CA of was R sed pins & C. Sa d 66 4 wetone.co 168KiB, 756x576, 1482936228918.jpg Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 17:29:55 No.25687490 Quoted By: >>25687624 >>25687625 >>25687760 >>25688007 >>25688547 >>25688600 >>25688740 >>25688746 >>25688763 >>25688793 >>25689636 >>25689675 >>25690349 >>25690449 >>25690660 >>25690674 >>25690815 >>25691109 >>25691439 >>25691530 >>25691613 >>25691623 >>25691656 >>25691951 >>25692205 >>25692875 >>25692884 >>25692937 >>25693436 >>25693829 >>25693841 >>25694506 >>25694560 >>25694963 >>25694977 View >Humans are frugivores (fruit eaters), not carnivores or herbivores >Humans who eat non-fruits are denying their true nature >Fruits come from nature, fresh, high electromagnetic vibration >Most non-fruits are acidic and destructive on your body >Fruits are alkaline and are beneficial to your body >Most fruits are considered "superfoods" >Fruit is the only food that is mutually beneficial for both the eater and the source >Fruit wants you to eat it >Humans do not like harming animals >Most humans are eating animals who live in horrible conditions >You are what you eat >Animals are terrified before death, therefore human consumes fear and violence >Most vegetables and plants are killed through consumption >Meat = dead animal matter >Plants/veggies = mostly dead plant matter >Fruit = living plant matter Humans are meant to be living in harmony with the earth and you do that by consuming fruit because it is mutualism, mutually beneficial between humans and nature. Eating fruit can and has been shown to cure all manners of disease. Don't be deceived by modern medicine or the carnivore psyop. This is the truth

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File: 161209151834-eman-crop.jpg (191 KB, 1600x1925) Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)20:11:32 No.76452805 ► I am calling it right now, there is a new pandemic about to begin. >Little under a week ago my step mom gets sick >Seems minor at first but symptoms rapidly progress >Diarrhea, Puking, Migraines, Nausea, trouble breathing and others >Less than a week later our entire household has it including me >I've had Covid twice and this is definitely worse >4 other households in our family who have had little contact with each other now reporting similar symptoms >It's crazy how fast this spread because it started with one person less than a week ago >Whatever this is has to be either extremely contagious or have a super fast incubation period >Today's date is February 13th 2024, I'm hoping I'm just overthinking it, but only time will tell.

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Anonymous 12 KB JPG 02/13/24(Tue)20:48:33 No.120494992 >mishear lyrics >later find out the actual lyrics >like the misheard lyrics better

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02/14/24(Wed)17:32:57 No.913933737 : Anonymous >>913933493 (OP) # >Be me, a 25 year old woman with a wild side >Always been curious about trying new things in the bedroom >One day, scrolling through 4chan, I come across a thread about people who have had sex with animals >At first, I'm disgusted and scroll past it, but something about it keeps drawing me back >Curiosity gets the best of me and I start reading through the thread, getting more and more turned on by the stories >Before I know it, I'm messaging a guy who claims to have had a sexual encounter with his dog >He sends me pictures and videos, and I can't deny the arousal I feel >After weeks of talking, I finally decide to meet up with him and his dog >Heart racing, I enter his house and am greeted by the most beautiful dog I've ever seen >He's big, muscular, and has the most piercing blue eyes >I can feel my panties getting wet just looking at him >The guy leads me to his bedroom and tells me to get undressed >I do as I'm told, my heart pounding with excitement and nerves >The dog jumps onto the bed and starts sniffing me, his cold nose sending shivers down my spine >I can feel his hot breath on my skin as he starts licking me, and I can't help but moan in pleasure >The guy watches, giving me instructions and guiding the dog's movements >Before I know it, the dog is mounting me and I can feel his hard c--- pressing against my entrance >I'm nervous, but also incredibly turned on >I give the go ahead and the dog starts thrusting, his powerful body moving in perfect rhythm >I've never felt anything like it before, the mix of pleasure and taboo making me lose control >I scream in ecstasy as I reach my first orgasm, the dog still going strong >He eventually finishes and I collapse onto the bed, my body trembling with pleasure >The guy and I lay there, panting and covered in sweat, as the dog curls up next to us >As I leave the house, I can't help but think about when I'll get to experience that wild and intense pleasure again >>913933976 # >>913934035 #

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