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Anonymous Open Your Fat Eyes Metals & Electronics Industrial Machinery Manufacturing Demand for air conditioners in Europe in 2021, by country (in 1,000 units) Board Russia Italy Spain France Turkey Greece Ukraine Germany UK Poland Portugal Netherlands Romania Hungary Norway Finland /int/ - International Belgium Sweden Cyprus Croatia 59 85 Czech Republic 51 81 72 63 Austria 44 Others Denmark 35 Slovenia 28 Switzerland 21 Ireland 12 D Slovakia 25 126 118 183 ● Additional Information 172 227 159 213 150 292 269 250 457 500 644 750 806 02/13/24(Tue)18:15:48 No.193728369 791 1,250 1,000 Demand in thousand units Collapse statistic 1,533 1,500 1,916 1,750 2,000 2,250 ▼ Settings Mobile Home 90 KB PNG Dutch and Nordic people when they go to Texas during the summer >EW why do ze american have AC? >Ve dun't have ze AC in euvope STFU DUTCHIE! . 0 And FYI, people in your precious little eu have mass access to AC because... Its flaming hot where they live. 4 66 ©Statiste 2024 Show source And a last note, you dutch people drive cars now more so then ever before. Cry into your bicycle about it. 6 You come from a country with room temperature summers. Dont make a tiktok video acting all superior about it. I'm Italian living in the UK and it pisses me off when you compare your cuck nation to mine.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Femanon is a future influencer on the rise, but with a problem | /r/Greentext

File: w9v11pn0hnv21.jpg (1021 KB, 2455x3600) TradLife Anonymous (ID: yg718LTY) 02/13/24 (Tue)18:05:59 No.458563454 ► >>458563603 >>458564316 >>458565106 >>458565370 >>458565491 >>458565554 >>458565654 >>458567204 >>458568332 >>458568408 >>458571896 >>458572326 >>458574284 >>458574390 >>458574798 >Be me, future influencer on the rise >tried youtube a few times before but got literally nowhere >different identities here/there, but settled into a "tradgf" role and gotten some traction on Insta more so than Tik Tok >> Anonymous (ID: 6R464//U) >> Anonymous (ID: WMCFKN3F) Anonymous (ID: yg718LTY) >bible quotes, barefoot crocheting, nothing more overtly lewd than making fresh squeezed juices without wearing a bra and really leaning into it >done some quick little reactions and my boys like them a lot, so want to get way more into doing that, collecting requests, getting my set up setup. >now that I have a little community, I can hit youtube running for the real money, algorithm will see my views and I'll stay out of the basement cause I'm starting with something But years ago, I did a photoshoot. And the pictures have never really been distributed, but I contacted the photographer and offered to pay all the money back and then I'd have the rights and it's like it never happened, but he was like, that's some of my best work and how's that compensating me for all the work, and I explained what was up and that I wasn't going to do anything with them except delete them, and he was like well, I'd need real compensation, thousands, I don't even know how much, and I got mad and called out the revenge p--- aspect of what he was doing, and he pretended to be offended and "wished me luck" So my character is really innocent and shy, naive and the pictures aren't crazy but they are pretty fetishy, and I feel like it'll be a huge joke. But I've finally hit on something good with my character, so I don't want to change it at all. If I were going to move into p---, I'd want to do it later when I could get really paid for it. I don't really have the money to pay this extortion, but I could save it or get it from somebody if it were necessary for my career. I know people have gone from like, actual p--- to the trad influencer scene, but I've been really presenting it in a different way, so I don't know if I can add that in now. Should I pivot? Blame Al? 02/13/24(Tue)18:07:44 No.458563603 02/13/24(Tue)18:09:38 No.458563767 ► 02/13/24(Tue)18:14:44 No.458564215 >>458564588 >>458564937 >>458565310 >>458565675 >>458567382 >>458574234 >>458563603 >>458563767 Why is everyone on this website so angry and mean, outside of like two threads on /soc/? >> Anonymous (ID: vmZRLh2z 02/13/24(Tue)18:15:46 No.458564316 Anonymous (ID: EgpRYY2D) 02/13/24(Tue)18:18:55 No.458564588 ► >>458564215 4chan is not social media. it's anti-social media. we don't give a f--- about your stupid blogpost f-----. t--- or gtfo. that's the price of admission

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"my son likes girls? How terrible" | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 221 KB PNG 02/14/24(Wed)09:59:09 No.76453753 >be me >has an alt girl obsession >in my room downstairs while parents are upstairs >my door is closed >starts watching alt tiktok compilation >keeps headphones off so I can be hyper-vigilant and switch tabs if someone walks in >watches video for 20 seconds >feels paranoid cause what if they came downstairs stealthily and are staring at me right now >looks over my shoulder '>pic related >no one is there >goes back to video >watches video for 20 seconds >feels paranoid >looks over my shoulder >pic related >no one is there >goes back to video >repeat

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Based fruitpilled thread | /r/Greentext

P ●▬ " —— CARNIVORE OMNIVORE HERBIVORE FRLY CROUS HILJAN Valen A WATE CA of was R sed pins & C. Sa d 66 4 wetone.co 168KiB, 756x576, 1482936228918.jpg Anonymous Wed 29 Jul 2020 17:29:55 No.25687490 Quoted By: >>25687624 >>25687625 >>25687760 >>25688007 >>25688547 >>25688600 >>25688740 >>25688746 >>25688763 >>25688793 >>25689636 >>25689675 >>25690349 >>25690449 >>25690660 >>25690674 >>25690815 >>25691109 >>25691439 >>25691530 >>25691613 >>25691623 >>25691656 >>25691951 >>25692205 >>25692875 >>25692884 >>25692937 >>25693436 >>25693829 >>25693841 >>25694506 >>25694560 >>25694963 >>25694977 View >Humans are frugivores (fruit eaters), not carnivores or herbivores >Humans who eat non-fruits are denying their true nature >Fruits come from nature, fresh, high electromagnetic vibration >Most non-fruits are acidic and destructive on your body >Fruits are alkaline and are beneficial to your body >Most fruits are considered "superfoods" >Fruit is the only food that is mutually beneficial for both the eater and the source >Fruit wants you to eat it >Humans do not like harming animals >Most humans are eating animals who live in horrible conditions >You are what you eat >Animals are terrified before death, therefore human consumes fear and violence >Most vegetables and plants are killed through consumption >Meat = dead animal matter >Plants/veggies = mostly dead plant matter >Fruit = living plant matter Humans are meant to be living in harmony with the earth and you do that by consuming fruit because it is mutualism, mutually beneficial between humans and nature. Eating fruit can and has been shown to cure all manners of disease. Don't be deceived by modern medicine or the carnivore psyop. This is the truth

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Anon starts a new pandemic | /r/Greentext

File: 161209151834-eman-crop.jpg (191 KB, 1600x1925) Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)20:11:32 No.76452805 ► I am calling it right now, there is a new pandemic about to begin. >Little under a week ago my step mom gets sick >Seems minor at first but symptoms rapidly progress >Diarrhea, Puking, Migraines, Nausea, trouble breathing and others >Less than a week later our entire household has it including me >I've had Covid twice and this is definitely worse >4 other households in our family who have had little contact with each other now reporting similar symptoms >It's crazy how fast this spread because it started with one person less than a week ago >Whatever this is has to be either extremely contagious or have a super fast incubation period >Today's date is February 13th 2024, I'm hoping I'm just overthinking it, but only time will tell.

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Anon listens to music | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12 KB JPG 02/13/24(Tue)20:48:33 No.120494992 >mishear lyrics >later find out the actual lyrics >like the misheard lyrics better

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Leaded Beef | /r/Greentext

Board/pol/ - Politically Incorrect [Advertise on 4chan] what is this inflation you keep babbling about? what is this inflation you kee(...) Settings Mobile Home 2/13/24(Tue)16:44:57 No.458540989 560 KB JPG >this costs 14 bux in Arkansas Anonymous (ID: uUmNDvaW) >>458540989 (OP) >rotten meat laced with preservatoves, antibiotics, ractopamine and smoke. 02/13/24(Tue)16:47:36 No.458541247 The inflation will be in your a------ are age 40 with tumors when you get cancer

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Anon's got a supporting father | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous GIF 49 KB PNG 7 Replies 02/09/24(Fri) 12:59:56 No.76401915 >today I broke down and told my dad how I'm still a virgin (i'm 28) >I explain to him how no girls want me or show any interest in me >he just says "I'm sure you'll find someone anon" and ends the conversation View Thread

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Girls and their dogs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>913877290 # I'm bored af so I will keep going 02/13/24(Tue)12:43:35 No.913877613 >This one was when I was 16 >Don't really talk to any girls from my block anymore since they all ended up moving away for one reason or another >I do get my first girlfriend though >She is my age, blonde, tiny t--- with a big ass, big ol' pastrami mud flaps, and a super dysfunctional family >We spend a lot of time making out at first >That eventually turns into us f------ around >a couple of months of pretty vanilla hand action and oral >One day I go over to her house while nobody is there >She asks me if I want to try something >F--- yeah I do if it means I get to nut >She tells me how she likes to get peanut butter and make her miniature poodle mix lick her clit to climax >Kinda wish I would have known that before I went down on her to begin with but quite frankly I was just happy to be getting action regularly >I lay down on her bed with my d--- out >She gets naked and gets down between my legs, has a jar of peanut butter >She proceeds to suck my c--- while she rubs peanut butter on her clit so her dog will eat her out >It was pretty pretty weird but I was down for just about anything at that age >We both got off, never did that particular sex act again >I think she is a teacher now >>913878942 #

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Anon runs out of toilet paper | /r/Greentext

1369959507465.jpg, 112KiB, 500x750 Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 05:25:36 No.13230827 Quoted By: >>13230832 >>13230851 >>13230867 >>13233590 >>13240208 >Taking a s---. >feelsgoodman.jpg >Feel something wet and mushy press up against your butt ▬▬▬ >Oh, s---. >Get up and look. >Is pic related crawling out of >You need to wipe. >There is no toilet paper. D Anonymous Wed 14 Aug 2013 05:26:37 No.13230832 >>13230827 >There is no toilet paper. your toilet. 3spooky5me

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Anon dates a mormon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >>913872489 (OP) # 1/2 >Be me, 16 y.o. virgin with 15 y.o. virgin girlfriend >Hers is strict religious family and a crazy bipolar mom obsessed with her daughter's virginity, always threatening to have her checked at gyno >Leaves us perpetually horny but limited to making out, feeling up, and occasional dry humping >Still feels really good but I'm constantly trying to push the line >She's cute as hell, hot body, and I keep thinking there's a chance I'll get to see more of it >Over at her house one night to DVD and chill on the couch in their living room >She's in a cute little summer dress and I'm drooling >Her brothers eventually go upstairs to game, her parents retire to their room by the living room >Finally alone 02/13/24(Tue)20:06:05 No.913893323 >Instantly forget movie and start making out >All tongue and hormones >Grab a boob, she's into it, grab the other >"Wanna go up to your room?" >"We can't! My brothers are upstairs!" >"But what if your parents come back out here?" >She shrugs it off. "They probably won't." >Paranoid but still horny >Pretty soon I'm on top of her, making out with her and grinding against each other >Glance down, her dress is worked up and her cute cotton panties showing >Dying to see what's underneath >Undo my zipper, still mostly dressed but grinding against each other's undies >Guess God's cool with this? >>913893356 # : Anonymous >>913893323 # 2/2 02/13/24(Tue) 20:07:07 No.913893356 >Eventually I pull my c--- out, still grinding against her panties >Pull panties to the side, grinding against her wet p---- now >Hnnnnnng >Pretty much playing just the tip while still grinding, making out >Even this feels amazing and she's way into it >Suddenly >F--- I think I may c-- >Panic >"I think I'm gonna c-- soon." >Her look says she wants me to >Now I REALLY think I'm about to c-- >In her parents living room with them in the next room >"We're gonna need a towel or something" >"It's okay. Just c-- into my panties." > Silence as I'm just staring into her eyes processing this >We move to the floor, on our knees facing each other, her dress hiked up, cute cotton panties >She pulls her panties away from her and for first time I can see her clearly >Shaved smooth, seeing just a peek of her slit >Slide my c--- between her wet p---- and her panties >Thrust a few times >Shoot loads upon loads onto her bare mound and into her panties >She wipes my c--- with the waistband, pulls them back up all the way, drops her dress down >Kisses me and goes upstairs to clean up, past her brothers with my j--- in her panties >Developed several kinks that night that stayed with me all these years >Eventually lose virginity to each other anyway >Actually have a lot of stories with her, but this is one of my favorites

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Anon provides salvation | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Worship Jesus, not women. 02/13/24(Tue)22:48:32 No.913899610 My beloved simps and incels, please let The Holy Spirit move your hearts to listen to these words of Wisdom. All of you who are engaging in p---------- or sexual content of any kind, including your own lustful thoughts for women, are sinning against God and are idolizing women instead of Him. HOLY BIBLE 165 KB JPG >Mark 7:21 For from within, out of the heart of man, come evil thoughts, fornication, theft, murder, adultery, >Matthew 5:28 But I say to you that everyone who looks at a woman with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart. Remember, Eve was enticed by Satan to misguide Adam, & Adam simped for Eve instead of obeying God's command. >Genesis 3:12 The man said, "The woman whom you gave to be with me, she gave me fruit of the tree, and I ate." When you lust after women you're sinning in your hearts against God, because sex & sexuality belongs within marriage. >Hebrews 13:4 Let marriage be held in honor among all, & let the marriage bed be undefiled, for God will judge fornicators and the adulterous. Adam was married to Eve, but the point is that he elevated her over God, & that's exactly what all of you are doing whenever you engage with sexual content or even your own sexual thoughts for any particular woman. Seek a relationship with God first by confessing in your hearts that Jesus Christ is God & The Son of God who died for your sins. Pray to The Father for guidance and get baptized as an outward sign of acceptance of Jesus Christ. Make time to read the Bible & ask The Father for guidance from The Holy Spirit as you read. As you grow in your relationship with God, ask The Father in Jesus name for whatever you need, including a faithful wife. He will provide whatever you need if you wait & trust in Him. Pray for The Holy Spirit to help you avoid p---------- & all forms of sexual content or lustful thoughts; it's a sin against God & another form of idolatry. God bless all of you & fill you with His Holy Spirit in Jesus name. Amen. : Anonymous 02/13/24(Tue)22:49:23 No.913899648 195 KB JPG >>913899610 (OP) # Worship my testicles on your chin

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Anon has willing, consensual sex | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous feels good man 02/13/24(Tue)08:48:21 No.913872747 >be me, 12-13 boy in middle school >have a gf (same age) who has the hots for me >she's obsessed with me >Jokingly tell her I want sex one day and she agrees immediately 80 KB JPG >mfw she agreed so f------ fast we ended up going to an alleyway and I lost my virginity that day at 12-13 (can't remember when) I'm in college now and she's a piercer now and recently pierced my ears >>913887090 # >>913900297 #

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