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Anonymous 2/14/2024, 11:05:39 AM No.71923380 174 KB JPEG > be me > day before valentines day > after school in club meeting > club members start talking about their dates and stuff > it circles to me > quietly say i dont have one > ensue laughter > mfw this is revenge > that night > decide to buy a s--- ton of laxative choclate > like 5 bags of the stuff > switch up the wrappers with help from my brother > that s--- takes all night > next day at school > start handing out these laxative chocolates to everyone I can > absolute anarchy > bathrooms go f------ extinct > kids start calling the chocolates a work from the anticupid > never got caught due to so many kids handing out chocolate that day > mfw

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anonymous Open Your Fat Eyes Metals & Electronics Industrial Machinery Manufacturing Demand for air conditioners in Europe in 2021, by country (in 1,000 units) Board Russia Italy Spain France Turkey Greece Ukraine Germany UK Poland Portugal Netherlands Romania Hungary Norway Finland /int/ - International Belgium Sweden Cyprus Croatia 59 85 Czech Republic 51 81 72 63 Austria 44 Others Denmark 35 Slovenia 28 Switzerland 21 Ireland 12 D Slovakia 25 126 118 183 ● Additional Information 172 227 159 213 150 292 269 250 457 500 644 750 806 02/13/24(Tue)18:15:48 No.193728369 791 1,250 1,000 Demand in thousand units Collapse statistic 1,533 1,500 1,916 1,750 2,000 2,250 ▼ Settings Mobile Home 90 KB PNG Dutch and Nordic people when they go to Texas during the summer >EW why do ze american have AC? >Ve dun't have ze AC in euvope STFU DUTCHIE! . 0 And FYI, people in your precious little eu have mass access to AC because... Its flaming hot where they live. 4 66 ©Statiste 2024 Show source And a last note, you dutch people drive cars now more so then ever before. Cry into your bicycle about it. 6 You come from a country with room temperature summers. Dont make a tiktok video acting all superior about it. I'm Italian living in the UK and it pisses me off when you compare your cuck nation to mine.

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File: w9v11pn0hnv21.jpg (1021 KB, 2455x3600) TradLife Anonymous (ID: yg718LTY) 02/13/24 (Tue)18:05:59 No.458563454 ► >>458563603 >>458564316 >>458565106 >>458565370 >>458565491 >>458565554 >>458565654 >>458567204 >>458568332 >>458568408 >>458571896 >>458572326 >>458574284 >>458574390 >>458574798 >Be me, future influencer on the rise >tried youtube a few times before but got literally nowhere >different identities here/there, but settled into a "tradgf" role and gotten some traction on Insta more so than Tik Tok >> Anonymous (ID: 6R464//U) >> Anonymous (ID: WMCFKN3F) Anonymous (ID: yg718LTY) >bible quotes, barefoot crocheting, nothing more overtly lewd than making fresh squeezed juices without wearing a bra and really leaning into it >done some quick little reactions and my boys like them a lot, so want to get way more into doing that, collecting requests, getting my set up setup. >now that I have a little community, I can hit youtube running for the real money, algorithm will see my views and I'll stay out of the basement cause I'm starting with something But years ago, I did a photoshoot. And the pictures have never really been distributed, but I contacted the photographer and offered to pay all the money back and then I'd have the rights and it's like it never happened, but he was like, that's some of my best work and how's that compensating me for all the work, and I explained what was up and that I wasn't going to do anything with them except delete them, and he was like well, I'd need real compensation, thousands, I don't even know how much, and I got mad and called out the revenge p--- aspect of what he was doing, and he pretended to be offended and "wished me luck" So my character is really innocent and shy, naive and the pictures aren't crazy but they are pretty fetishy, and I feel like it'll be a huge joke. But I've finally hit on something good with my character, so I don't want to change it at all. If I were going to move into p---, I'd want to do it later when I could get really paid for it. I don't really have the money to pay this extortion, but I could save it or get it from somebody if it were necessary for my career. I know people have gone from like, actual p--- to the trad influencer scene, but I've been really presenting it in a different way, so I don't know if I can add that in now. Should I pivot? Blame Al? 02/13/24(Tue)18:07:44 No.458563603 02/13/24(Tue)18:09:38 No.458563767 ► 02/13/24(Tue)18:14:44 No.458564215 >>458564588 >>458564937 >>458565310 >>458565675 >>458567382 >>458574234 >>458563603 >>458563767 Why is everyone on this website so angry and mean, outside of like two threads on /soc/? >> Anonymous (ID: vmZRLh2z 02/13/24(Tue)18:15:46 No.458564316 Anonymous (ID: EgpRYY2D) 02/13/24(Tue)18:18:55 No.458564588 ► >>458564215 4chan is not social media. it's anti-social media. we don't give a f--- about your stupid blogpost f-----. t--- or gtfo. that's the price of admission

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: Anonymous >>913877290 # I'm bored af so I will keep going 02/13/24(Tue)12:43:35 No.913877613 >This one was when I was 16 >Don't really talk to any girls from my block anymore since they all ended up moving away for one reason or another >I do get my first girlfriend though >She is my age, blonde, tiny t--- with a big ass, big ol' pastrami mud flaps, and a super dysfunctional family >We spend a lot of time making out at first >That eventually turns into us f------ around >a couple of months of pretty vanilla hand action and oral >One day I go over to her house while nobody is there >She asks me if I want to try something >F--- yeah I do if it means I get to nut >She tells me how she likes to get peanut butter and make her miniature poodle mix lick her clit to climax >Kinda wish I would have known that before I went down on her to begin with but quite frankly I was just happy to be getting action regularly >I lay down on her bed with my d--- out >She gets naked and gets down between my legs, has a jar of peanut butter >She proceeds to suck my c--- while she rubs peanut butter on her clit so her dog will eat her out >It was pretty pretty weird but I was down for just about anything at that age >We both got off, never did that particular sex act again >I think she is a teacher now >>913878942 #

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