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: Anonymous This was awful 02/01/24(Thu)19:13:29 No.76316736 when will she understand >go to a slam poetry event at college as an assignment for my English 2 class >it's the worst s--- ever b >half is dumb fart-sniffing stuff that doesn't make sense >the other half is lgbtqbbqpenissnorp type stuff 752 KB PNG >the last person is this... person in an electric wheel chair >m----- with twig-like legs and a deformed face >rolls onto the stage >he's dressed in a long blonde wig and is wearing garish makeup that makes him look like the cover of a Jojo volume >he reaches up with his tiny hand and removes this valve on his throat so he can speak easier >says the following between coughs and sputters >"I'm a brave woman. I am a brave woman. I'm a brave woman." >after that he's silent for fifteen seconds >after the audience realizes that was it, they of course applaud for the brave woman >they clap for longer than his "poetry" took The written part of my assignment is "What would the authors we are learning about think of today's poetry?" I wonder what I should say.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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File: rickhorse.jpg (100 KB, 640x639) ING-HATS O Anonymous 01/30/24(Tue)21:21:16 No.76303832 >be me >5'9" >blond hair, green eyes, round shoulders, small frame >get mistaken for a girl sometimes >hit a new low after qt3.14 I've been into for a while rejects me >decide to get a gym membership to hopefully stop myself from sliding >don't really know what I'm doing but try to learn a little about lifting and nutrition >figure I'll lift a little and then do cardio if I get too embarrassed >meet bro there who looks like he's been gyming it for years >he gives me a lot of tips and instructions, he pretty much knows everything >make some other bro friends also >>76303844 >>76303887 >go on a hike with a bro >hit up the club with bros, not many ladies there but even going out is a huge step for me >bros are always making sure my workout is going smooth >bro even records me so he can see if my form needs any changes >give each other a massage in the locker room to help with recovery phase >going to see a movie with a bro this weekend You guys told me the gym was full of bullies who would chase me out of there on my fist day. So tired of the crab bucket mentality on this forum, you people can have it.

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/pol/ Anonymous ID: 1ArVRY17 Wed 31 Jan 2024 13:26:01 No.457141036 View Report >>457139227 Well, I suppose the counter to this would be: Document and record as much "b-------" at your workplace as possible before you quit on the spot and walk out the door. Be armed with that up front when you go to your next interview and hand in your resume'. >Be me, young and just out of 4 year enlistment >Going to college on GI Bill but want extra money >Apply at Wal-Mart >Work in the Tire & Lube Express >Give them college schedule when I apply >They keep scheduling me during classes and getting p----- when I show them the schedule >Never get issued work uniforms, have to use my own clothes >Ask every month for an update on work uniforms >"Probably by next month" >Continues for 6 months >Spend paycheck on buying more work clothes >Buy cheap work clothes from Wal-Mart and keep receipts, maybe to get reimbursed >keep sending emails asking about uniforms/reimbursement, ask in every review (in writing) >Keep all documents regarding this >They get p----- because college classes and me constantly asking about uniforms, cut hours down >Immediately realize that I won't be making enough to even cover gas and replacing work clothes >Quit on the spot >Keep documents in hand >Next employer gets bad referral from Wal-Mart >Asks for reason >"He didn't show up to work for 3 shifts" >All 3 were after I quit, had an email confirming I quit on that day >New employer explains this is actually something I can sue for >Helps me get a lawyer, gives me time off to deal with this >Settlement out of court, bought a new truck >Drove it to Wal-Mart every week or so just to get air pressure in tires checked my file

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: Anonymous This was awful 02/01/24(Thu)19:13:29 No.76316736 when will she understand >go to a slam poetry event at college as an assignment for my English 2 class >it's the worst s--- ever b >half is dumb fart-sniffing stuff that doesn't make sense >the other half is lgbtqbbqpenissnorp type stuff 752 KB PNG >the last person is this... person in an electric wheel chair >m----- with twig-like legs and a deformed face >rolls onto the stage >he's dressed in a long blonde wig and is wearing garish makeup that makes him look like the cover of a Jojo volume >he reaches up with his tiny hand and removes this valve on his throat so he can speak easier >says the following between coughs and sputters >"I'm a brave woman. I am a brave woman. I'm a brave woman." >after that he's silent for fifteen seconds >after the audience realizes that was it, they of course applaud for the brave woman >they clap for longer than his "poetry" took The written part of my assignment is "What would the authors we are learning about think of today's poetry?" I wonder what I should say.

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