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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anonymous 02/01/24(Thu)14:54:14 No.1321947C >be me >visit grandma >she got a cat >cute kitty >wanna pet her >always runs away 57 KB JPG >okfuckyouthen.jpg >talking with grandma >cat jumps into my lap >looks at me with a demanding face >"she wants you to pet her" grandma says >start petting her >she purrs >all of a sudden jumps off >"hey come back" >runs away again why are cats such entitled sluts, lads?

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Anon worked at Wal-Mart | /r/Greentext

/pol/ Anonymous ID: 1ArVRY17 Wed 31 Jan 2024 13:26:01 No.457141036 View Report >>457139227 Well, I suppose the counter to this would be: Document and record as much "b-------" at your workplace as possible before you quit on the spot and walk out the door. Be armed with that up front when you go to your next interview and hand in your resume'. >Be me, young and just out of 4 year enlistment >Going to college on GI Bill but want extra money >Apply at Wal-Mart >Work in the Tire & Lube Express >Give them college schedule when I apply >They keep scheduling me during classes and getting p----- when I show them the schedule >Never get issued work uniforms, have to use my own clothes >Ask every month for an update on work uniforms >"Probably by next month" >Continues for 6 months >Spend paycheck on buying more work clothes >Buy cheap work clothes from Wal-Mart and keep receipts, maybe to get reimbursed >keep sending emails asking about uniforms/reimbursement, ask in every review (in writing) >Keep all documents regarding this >They get p----- because college classes and me constantly asking about uniforms, cut hours down >Immediately realize that I won't be making enough to even cover gas and replacing work clothes >Quit on the spot >Keep documents in hand >Next employer gets bad referral from Wal-Mart >Asks for reason >"He didn't show up to work for 3 shifts" >All 3 were after I quit, had an email confirming I quit on that day >New employer explains this is actually something I can sue for >Helps me get a lawyer, gives me time off to deal with this >Settlement out of court, bought a new truck >Drove it to Wal-Mart every week or so just to get air pressure in tires checked my file

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Anon is disappointed in the new Sonic Generations Remaster | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/24(Thu)10:21:38 No.665698165 SEGA HAS ANNOUNCED A NEW REMASTER OF SONIC GENERATIONS THAT WILL FEATURE SHADOW AS A PLAYABLE CHARACTER FOR MORE INFORMATION, GOOGLE SONIC X SHADOW 1706776162694.jpg 329 KB JPG >"Remake Sonic Unleashed? No, that game was too recent and people were critical of it in some aspects." >"Remake Sonic Heroes? No, that doesn't function as a traditional Sonic game and people were critical of it in some aspects." >"Remake Sonic Adventure 2? No, that game would take work to remake and people were critical of it in some aspects." >"Remake Sonic Generations, the f----- birthday special? OMG THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!!! EVERYONE LOVES THAT GAME!!! IT WILL SELL A BAJILLION COPIES!!!" Is the entirety of Sonic Team, scratch that, SEGA retarded?

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Russia anon improves | /r/Greentext

43AF2463-3878-47A3-817E-1AF72D9D (...).png, 217KiB, 912x1024 /pol/ Anonymous ID: 6bY18EMn Wed 31 Jan 2024 07:56:30 No.457109879 Replies: 2 View >be me >25 y.o. >suddenly, for no reason at all, feel as if I became smarter by like 15 iq points, as if I had brain fog before >our purposefully convoluted law codexes are readable now >become passionate to deepen knowledge of my job >motivated to work out daily >fixed my sleep schedule >vidya bores me now >for the first time feel in control of my life What the hell happened

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Anon eats ass........ | /r/Greentext

10 KB JPG >be me >dumb and drunk af >me and gf gettin busy >"eat my ass" >k >eatin dat ass >forgot we just had indian >notasgoodasecondtime.jpg >"srry" >wait one year >new gf new life >"eat my ass" >learned nothing

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I was told he loved dogs | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 02/01/24(Thu)19:15:44 No.195845676 IMG_6575.png 446 KB PNG >let's show how scary Hitler and Nazis are by showing his ideas are popular and people would easily support them again >W-- WHY DO PEOPLE LIKE HIM HE IS HITLER. WE EVEN HAD HIM KILL A DOG FOR SOME REASON What's this failed message trope and why does it keep happening with characters the writers intended people to hate

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: Anonymous 31 KB JPG 01/21/17(Sat)12:57:27 No.364838982 Name 1 (one) single BLACK (of african ethnicity) nintendo protagonist. : Anonymous I'll wait. 01/21/17(Sat)12:57:55 No.364839004 Donkey Kong >>364839036 # >>364839072 # >>364839082 # >>364839103 # >>364839156 # >>364839212 # >>364839405 # >>364839494 # >>364839583 # >>364840143 # >>364840206 # >>364840396 # >>364840469 # >>364840717 #

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Anon facing every other anon’s issues | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 67 KB JPG 02/01/24(Thu)12:27:11 No.913268531 >Be me >Do almost all the chores at home, all of the laundry, 90 % of groceries, cooking and cleaning, because I was self-employed and could easily do these things during the day, plus I like cooking. >GF it at some work related thing yesterday, sends a message saying: "could you please remind me to do things X, X and X when I come home" >She comes home around 8 pm a bit drunk >Chilling on the couch, because she usually wants to unwind for a bit after a day >All of a sudden asks "Well, are you going to help me?" >"What do you mean?" >"I literally sent you a list of things to do! Are you going to do it!?" >"What? Um ok sure I'll help" >GF proceeds to slam some doors and tells me how she's really tired of being a mother to a manchild who needs to be told about everything and never does anything on his own and that she'd rather if I moved out >Apparently her friends agree, she gives much more to this relationship than she gets >Not an isolated incident, she usually wants to argue about something when drunk MFW when no face. I'm tired. >tl;dr GF behaves like an entitled bitch, sorry for venting.

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: Anonymous 7 KB PNG : Anonymous >runs and jumps a lot >can jump off walls, backflip, and walk on his hands 02/01/24(Thu)12:40:55 No.665656170 >can throw a giant turtle >is one of the fastest people in his universe How is he still fat? JA >>665656170 (OP) # All that pasta 02/01/24(Thu)12:41:56 No.665656229 file.png 767 KB PNG

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: Anonymous 02/01/24(Thu)12:29:45 No.76316319 >be me, crushing on qt3.14 at work >ask her out and she actually says yes >in the time leading up to date, buy her gifts whenever i see something that reminds me of her >she becomes more distant with each gift >eventually confronts me about it, "anon, these gifts are too much" 21 KB JPG >stops talking to me altogether >nothing ends up becoming of the date What exactly did I do wrong? The gifts were just normal things like coffee mugs with quotes from her fav tv shows and the like. We talked every night before then and I had a full plan for the date that she expressed interest in.

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anon say yes to trans rights | /r/Greentext

Harleen The Suicide Squad says Trans Rights 13 replies ss PNG 641x506 570.0 kB The Suicide Squad says Trans Rights! #2, No. 665667639 2/1/24 12:48:20 AM Well I guess "Suicide Squad" does sound like the right place for them 12 replies #3, No. 665667976 2/1/24 12:54:07 AM pepes_laughing JPG 634x650 142.1 kB >>665667639 #52, No. 665670337 2/1/24 1:35:25 AM >>665667579 (OP) Put me in the screen shot. F--- you reddit.

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