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Anonymous 67 KB JPG 02/01/24(Thu)12:27:11 No.913268531 >Be me >Do almost all the chores at home, all of the laundry, 90 % of groceries, cooking and cleaning, because I was self-employed and could easily do these things during the day, plus I like cooking. >GF it at some work related thing yesterday, sends a message saying: "could you please remind me to do things X, X and X when I come home" >She comes home around 8 pm a bit drunk >Chilling on the couch, because she usually wants to unwind for a bit after a day >All of a sudden asks "Well, are you going to help me?" >"What do you mean?" >"I literally sent you a list of things to do! Are you going to do it!?" >"What? Um ok sure I'll help" >GF proceeds to slam some doors and tells me how she's really tired of being a mother to a manchild who needs to be told about everything and never does anything on his own and that she'd rather if I moved out >Apparently her friends agree, she gives much more to this relationship than she gets >Not an isolated incident, she usually wants to argue about something when drunk MFW when no face. I'm tired. >tl;dr GF behaves like an entitled bitch, sorry for venting.

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?

GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.

Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.

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: Anonymous 02/01/24(Thu)12:29:45 No.76316319 >be me, crushing on qt3.14 at work >ask her out and she actually says yes >in the time leading up to date, buy her gifts whenever i see something that reminds me of her >she becomes more distant with each gift >eventually confronts me about it, "anon, these gifts are too much" 21 KB JPG >stops talking to me altogether >nothing ends up becoming of the date What exactly did I do wrong? The gifts were just normal things like coffee mugs with quotes from her fav tv shows and the like. We talked every night before then and I had a full plan for the date that she expressed interest in.

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Harleen The Suicide Squad says Trans Rights 13 replies ss PNG 641x506 570.0 kB The Suicide Squad says Trans Rights! #2, No. 665667639 2/1/24 12:48:20 AM Well I guess "Suicide Squad" does sound like the right place for them 12 replies #3, No. 665667976 2/1/24 12:54:07 AM pepes_laughing JPG 634x650 142.1 kB >>665667639 #52, No. 665670337 2/1/24 1:35:25 AM >>665667579 (OP) Put me in the screen shot. F--- you reddit.

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: Anonymous 02/01/24(Thu)03:37:38 No.665602068 NO GODS OR KINGS. ONLY MAN. Bioshock_2009-01-09_04-43-59-78-640x400.jpg 50 KB JPG >We took humanity's best and brightest and made a hyper advanced future city under the sea with our own hands, leaving the rest of humanity hopeless behind. >But people sperged out and turned into mutants and started killing each other. >That's why Randism and objectivism is a bad. Wow, what a a deep and thoughtful deconstruction of the ideology. Truly one of the greatest philiosophical treatises of our time.

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Screenshot_20240129-005058.png (2.91 MB, 1080x1335) google yandex iqdb wait Beach season Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)21:51:54 No.73453915 >>73453937 >>73454066 >>73454136 >>73454158 >>73454196 >>73454459 >>73455183 >>73455192 >>73455291 >>73455817 >>73456036 >>73457639 >>73459276 >>73459289 >>73460386 >>73461623 When should I stop bulking and start cutting? Anonymous ст Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)21:54:55 No.73453937 ✓ >>73453958 >>73455584 >>73459372 >>73460228 V >>73453915 (OP) What does a woman like this feel like bros? I'm so touch starved I could die. Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)21:59:13 No.73453958 >>73454153 >>73454176 >>73454187 >>73454499 >>73454513 >>73455212 >>73455485 >>73455497 >>73455550 >>73455675 >>73455686 >>73457966 >>73459250 >>73460286 >>73460509 >>73460978 >>73461661 >>73462005 V Anonymous 01/29/24(Mon)13:49:24 No.73459250 ✓ 1564848644533.png (439 KB, 725x550) google yandex iqdb wait >>73453958 >>73454025 >>73454109 >>73453937 Women are extremely soft. It feels like they are delicate and smooth to the touch. It instantly feels like you are creating a natural and right bond when you are with one. Every instinct is telling you that you are the protector and provider and this beautiful creature is yours to be with. That's combined with many other sensations. The smell of a woman, the warmth from her, the type of validation and love that comes from someone choosing to be with you in that moment. In that moment of holding a woman, nothing else matters but being together. Your biological purpose is fulfilled, you have found your one.

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: Anonymous NPC 01/31/24(Wed)21:00:02 No.913251017 5 KB JPG My entire family are NPCs. I'm not f------ kidding. >Same daily routines >Exact same convos over and over >watching the same movies on repeat >can't answer basic questions most of the time I have to be aggressive to get anything out of them. WHAT THE F---! I feel like pulling my hair half the time talking to these guys. They're oblivious to almost everything! Help?!

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Anonymous 155 KB JPG 01/31/24(Wed)21:11:17 No.913251459 I'm convinced the Union Pacific is stalking me Here are a list of things the Union Pathetic shitbags do every night to harass me and stalk me >They constantly operate trains illegally on rails meant for passengers and not cargo trains >They like to park the engine so it's level with my neighbors bathroom window >They run two trains at once, blocking 9/11 access to my neighborhood daily >They have sent the police to my house multiple times to try to stop me from complaining >They honk their horn at night all the time >They constantly flash their lights >Every night at 8pm they stop by my house like they have some sort of demented stalking ritual >They call me a p---- every now and then and won't get out of the engine to fight me I've been posting everything on YouTube. And so far have 700+ videos and not a single thing has happened to the Union Pathetic. My neighbors stopped complaining about the trains, and won't talk to me anymore. I'm pretty UP got to them and the police must have shut them up. My complaints to the city, police, and Union Pathetic go unnoticed. Sometimes I call 15+ times a day trying to get someone out here to move the train so they aren't harassing me anymore, but nothing happens. I'm at a loss. Idk what to do anymore.

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: Anonymous 02/01/24(Thu)05:16:17 No.913241245 >Be me >NEET who doesn't bother with dating >Family member tells me gas station clerk asked about me >Not attracted, she's old and fat 62 KB JPG >Always smiles when she sees me, think maybe I can get a discount >Fast forward months later, hear she's sad and lonely about the holidays >Message on FB complimenting her pfp >Family member tells me she said I was stalking her online I finally realize why incels hate women.

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: Anonymous OG 144 KB JPG 01/31/24(Wed)11:28:09 No.76303005 i never signed up for this suffering, do i even get refunds ??? even a chance at ressuciting >khv >short >brown >grew up sheltered, barely any friends, bullied both physically and psychologically >friendess >women hate me with passion and are disgusted by me because i look "scary" >even if i land one, i have a small d---, would fatally get cheated on >turd worlder >mental ilness runs in family's blood >myself loaded with a plethora of mental illness >balding >insecure about everything above >too mentally debiliated to even have friends >too stupid and reclused to even be a "succesful" stem betabux existing by itself is dreadful, i could go on about all the complexes i have until this thread reach bump limit and i wouldn't be finished i hope i at least have a refun 13 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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Anonymous 67 KB JPG 02/01/24(Thu)12:27:11 No.913268531 >Be me >Do almost all the chores at home, all of the laundry, 90 % of groceries, cooking and cleaning, because I was self-employed and could easily do these things during the day, plus I like cooking. >GF it at some work related thing yesterday, sends a message saying: "could you please remind me to do things X, X and X when I come home" >She comes home around 8 pm a bit drunk >Chilling on the couch, because she usually wants to unwind for a bit after a day >All of a sudden asks "Well, are you going to help me?" >"What do you mean?" >"I literally sent you a list of things to do! Are you going to do it!?" >"What? Um ok sure I'll help" >GF proceeds to slam some doors and tells me how she's really tired of being a mother to a manchild who needs to be told about everything and never does anything on his own and that she'd rather if I moved out >Apparently her friends agree, she gives much more to this relationship than she gets >Not an isolated incident, she usually wants to argue about something when drunk MFW when no face. I'm tired. >tl;dr GF behaves like an entitled bitch, sorry for venting.

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