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31m (1/30 2:20) - 76290893 1 Reply >>76290836 (OP) I'm in love with the girl I'm talking about I'm in love with the girl I can't live without I'm in love but I feel like I'm wearin' it out I'm in love but I must have picked a bad time to be in love

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon takes care of a stray dog | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Max the dog oft 69 KB JPG 01/28/24(Sun)08:27:36 No.913070168 > be me, 25-year-old IT guy > live alone, typical bachelor life > one day, find a stray dog outside my apartment > poor little guy looks hungry and scared > not a dog person, but can't leave him there > take him in for the night, plan to find him a home next day > dog is super chill, sleeps quietly by my bed > next morning, put up "found dog" posters around the neighborhood > nobody calls for a week > start getting used to having him around > name him Max, because why not > Max becomes my shadow, follows me everywhere > start taking him on walks, realize I'm getting out more > meet neighbors I've never talked to before thanks to Max > one neighbor, cute girl, really into dogs > she helps me learn how to take care of Max > we start hanging out, walking our dogs together > realize I'm looking forward to seeing her more than walking Max > ask her out, she says yes > life is suddenly looking up > all thanks to a stray dog I almost didn't take in > Max is now officially my wingman

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anon is a snitch | /r/Greentext

Sweet SOUR CHEO Cour than Sweet SOUR PATCH Soft & Chewy Cood Candy No.33613573 STAY RUCO 106 KB JPEG > be me, Amazon wage slave > every day we put chips and candy at the desk for the delivery drivers > good deal cause I get to have some too > today a driver comes in and grabs the enti box of sour patch kids (pic related) and walks out > i see this and know if i say anything he'll just drive off cause im a dork-ass white boy > tell my coworker miss trixie cause everybody listens to miss trixie > she tells the driver to bring the candy back > driver knows i saw him take it and starts calling me a snitch > says im not a man because i didn't confront him myself > my manager sees all this and calls him over > i walk away and continue doing my job > couple minutes later bro comes up and starts apologizing > we shake hands and he drivers off into the night > First he was sour, then he was sweet. Now he's gone

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You love to see it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 01/29/24(Mon)21:41:00 No.195743460 >Disney spent $10B+ and a decade buying the Star Wars IP, fleshing out its own new direction and characters, trilogy, spate of movies and shows 114 KB PNG >Only to make the prequels look better by being utter forgettable s--- in comparison >people are going to forget the ST even existed and Disney execs are silently shaking their heads and mouthing "no" whenever anyone suggests granting more money for any new movies George won.

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Unfortunate Son | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Well F--- The 01/24/24(Wed)15:02:04 No.76230912 3.75 MB PNG >Idea.jpg >Apply for UK citizenship. >Pass my test. >PieNchips.gif WHAT >Be Lithuanian in the UK >Lived there since a child. >Speak perfect English in English accent. >When I turned 18, the Lithuanian government tried to conscript me for mandatory military service. >They couldn't do so because of Brexit. >God save. >Couldn't go back to Lithuania if I had citizenship or they would take me to the military. >FFW to recently >UK citizen now. >No longer binded to Lithuanian conscription. >Check the news. UK is considering conscripting young men to fight Russia. Blyat.

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Give me a Knife | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: r6iglvxV) 01/29/24(Mon)18:21:26 No.456923331 Denis 20 inspector 278 KB PNG >>456891875 (OP) >Everyone in the comment section when the topic of circumcision c--- up.

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Anon gives his take on Atheism | /r/Greentext

Che Atheist.jpg 178 KB JPG >There is no God >So i am God hehe Atheism is a mental illness.

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Anon needs doe urine | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/13/14(Mon)04:20:18 No.23199298 >>23199318 >>23199324 >>23199336 >>23199374>>23200501 >>23200554>>23208091 >>23209359 >>23209976 >Going out with buddies to collect some hunting supplies. >F--- buying doe urine, we go to the source. >With ropes and determination. >Manage to force a smaller doe to the ground and have her roped in seconds. >Buddy produces a vial, and funnel to catch any splashes. >He starts to finger this doe and I look at him like "w-- you doin?" >"Urine is good and all, but were gonna get us some of her sex as a lure." >k.jpg. >He tells me to get something out of his pack, I will know what it is when I see it. >It's an egg vibrator. >"I just hope the wife don't notice it gone." >"Now get in here and get her workin." >The doe is of course thrashing like crazy at this point, but years of rodeo have her properly tied. >After an hour of forcing her to orgasm we untie her and leave. >She hardly seems to even know we untied her, only breathing on the ground. S---'s effective, I will give him that. I just hope he replaced the vibrator.

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LifeIsPain.peko | /r/Greentext

File: aaaaaaaaaa.jpg (5 KB, 243x208) Anonymous 01/29/24 (Mon)21:38:59 No.76284676 >Dream about having cute Japanese gf >Wake up, no cute Japanese gf >Dream about s------- myself >Wake up, shat myself Life is such b-------

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Anon gayming in 2024 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >disable chat so I don't get banned for typing >disable voice chat so I don't get banned for speaking >look up meta chars so I don't get banned for picking characters that I like 166 KB JPG >mute all ingame sounds so I don't get sued for copyright infringement >buy burner phone so I can launch the game in the first place >buy battle pass and xp boost so I can have a reasonable pace of progress Yep, it's gaming time IQ test 01/29/24(Mon)21:32:21 No.665354321 Your 10: 4 The number of correct answers: 1 z 40 Time: C min 24 sec Profound Mental Retardation

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One of the great /lit/ philosophers rants about normies | /r/Greentext

>>12887774 brain damaged and in denial. uh oh Anonymous Sat Apr 6 05:55:45 2019 No.12887813 Quoted by: >>12887832 >>12887911 >>12892874 >>12893325 >>12893510 >>12893841 >>12894055 >>12894157 >>12895044 >>12895289 >>12895366 >>12895490 >>12895496 >>12895606 >>12895639 >>12896307 >>12896369 >>12896440 >>12896717 >>12898241 >>12898875 >>12899048 >>12899288 >tfw in the time it took you to shitpost on 4chan for 5-7 years, hundreds of millions of YOUNG FUN HIP COO0OOL NORMIES went from "young" to "old" >tfw in that short span of time, hundreds of millions of normies (and especially roasties) went from being exciting happy fun party animals to being "that tired- looking person shuffling around the grocery store" HAHAHAHA! IT ONLY LASTS A FEW YEARS, AND THEN IT'S OVER FOREVER!!! NORMIES BET EVERYTHING, THEIR WHOLE SOUL, ON LIVING UP THEIR TEENS AND EARLY TWENTIES, AND THEN THEY JUST BECOME SAD OLD FRUMPS WITH NO IDENTITY AND NO REAL HOBBIES! TIME MAKES FOOLS OF US ALL! ROT AND SUFFER, NORMIE GARBAGE!!! WITHER AWAY FOR DECADES AND TELL PEOPLE ON YOUR SAD DYING SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS ABOUT HOW KANYE WEST WAS POPULAR 17 YEARS AGO, BACK WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND FUN!! WHAT'S THAT? 17 YEARS WENT BY IN WHAT SEEMS LIKE 5? GUESS YOU SHOULD HAVE INVESTED YOUR SPIRIT IN SOMETHING MORE THAN KANYE WEST AND SUCKIN' C-- OUT OF DUDES FROM A CELL PHONE APPLICATION THEN! ENJOY OLD AGE YOU PENSIONLESS FRIENDLESS HOBBILESS ERSTWHILE HEDONIST! I WILL MAKE A FORTUNE PLOWING YOUR UNWANTED BODIES INTO DITCHES WITH A TRACTOR WHEN YOU HAVE NO FAMILY TO PAY FOR YOUR FUNERAL AND MORTUARY SERVICES! MY FUNERAL WILL BE FILLED WITH AUTISTIC FRIENDS AND FELLOW TRAVELLERS! EVERYONE ON /LIT/IS INVITED TO MY FUNERAL! Anonymous Sat Apr 6 05:59:48 2019 No.12887823

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Anon realized a little bit late | /r/Greentext

File: F------ had it.png (121 KB, 338x414) Cucked through time and space Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)21:12:53 No.76256853 >be me, 8 years ago >have gf, been dating for 6 years >on mid january we celebrate our 6th anniversary, go to a fancy hotel, had expensive lunch >ff to march >she breaks up with me, says we are stalling each other, we should improve as human beings each on their own way and blabla >enter in a deep depression >eventually got over and start again, even begin dating again >ff 8 years, present >we are in good terms, you could say we are friends even >I check her social media >she and her actual bf are celebrating her anniversary >think its cute, feel happy for her >somethings off >check date >its mid january >they are celebrating their 8th year together >think "wait, that can't be right, if they were in the 8th year that would mean--" >realize.gif ► >>76258388 >She started dating him when she was still with me >even worst, thery where celebrating their anniversary, which means they've been f------ for at least a couple of mounths before we had our 6th anniversary >the guy was her gym teacher >which she started a couple of months before we broke up >realized i've been cucked this whole time >laugh like an idiot because it took me 8 f------ years >mfw Anyway, this is how I started 2024, how are you guys doin?

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Anon's take on the Dream face reveal | /r/Greentext

Board/pol/ - Politically Incorrect : Anonymous (ID: Q593R4gW 08/01/23(Tue)06:25:44 No.436477630 m6910 TE TE BA 169086338657035494.jpg 162 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: sSop74Nk) Settings Mobile Home This is considered a monstrously and hilariously ugly man in 2023 08/01/23(Tue)06:26:50 No.436477701 >>436477630 (OP) # unless you make young alain delon look like an incel you're considered ugly in 2023 by women >>436482348 # >>436493165 # >>436495590 #

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