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Anonymous 10/13/14(Mon)04:20:18 No.23199298 >>23199318 >>23199324 >>23199336 >>23199374>>23200501 >>23200554>>23208091 >>23209359 >>23209976 >Going out with buddies to collect some hunting supplies. >F--- buying doe urine, we go to the source. >With ropes and determination. >Manage to force a smaller doe to the ground and have her roped in seconds. >Buddy produces a vial, and funnel to catch any splashes. >He starts to finger this doe and I look at him like "w-- you doin?" >"Urine is good and all, but were gonna get us some of her sex as a lure." >k.jpg. >He tells me to get something out of his pack, I will know what it is when I see it. >It's an egg vibrator. >"I just hope the wife don't notice it gone." >"Now get in here and get her workin." >The doe is of course thrashing like crazy at this point, but years of rodeo have her properly tied. >After an hour of forcing her to orgasm we untie her and leave. >She hardly seems to even know we untied her, only breathing on the ground. S---'s effective, I will give him that. I just hope he replaced the vibrator.

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