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Anonymous 10/13/14(Mon)04:20:18 No.23199298 >>23199318 >>23199324 >>23199336 >>23199374>>23200501 >>23200554>>23208091 >>23209359 >>23209976 >Going out with buddies to collect some hunting supplies. >F--- buying doe urine, we go to the source. >With ropes and determination. >Manage to force a smaller doe to the ground and have her roped in seconds. >Buddy produces a vial, and funnel to catch any splashes. >He starts to finger this doe and I look at him like "w-- you doin?" >"Urine is good and all, but were gonna get us some of her sex as a lure." >k.jpg. >He tells me to get something out of his pack, I will know what it is when I see it. >It's an egg vibrator. >"I just hope the wife don't notice it gone." >"Now get in here and get her workin." >The doe is of course thrashing like crazy at this point, but years of rodeo have her properly tied. >After an hour of forcing her to orgasm we untie her and leave. >She hardly seems to even know we untied her, only breathing on the ground. S---'s effective, I will give him that. I just hope he replaced the vibrator.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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