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: Anonymous Ⓒ 37 KB JPG : Anonymous >>193107680 (OP) # "Me too." >>193108327 # 01/29/24(Mon)14:49:35 No.193107680 >"I f----- your mom" how would you respond to that without sounding mad in your Country 01/29/24(Mon)14:49:54 No.193107685

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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File: fe738426c26a93b93ef9854a0(...).jpg (65 KB, 500x500) Anonymous 01/22/24(Mon)09:32:54 No.60726791 >>60726798 >>60726842 >>60726939 >>60726954 >>60726961 >>60727010 >>60727025 >>60727102 >>60727787 >>60727801 >>60730048 >>60730508 >>60730641 >>60730902 >>60732570 >>60733093 >>60735907 >>60735920 >>60736671 >>60736854 >>60736880 >>60736984>>60737720 >>60744522 >>60747649 >>60748072 >>60750187 >>60752690 >>60752818 >>60755377 >>60756357 >>60756460 >>60764132 >>60766519 >>60766660 >>60767777 >>60771938 >>60776750 >>60776854 >>60777152 >>60777524 >>60777605 >>60777637 >>60777659 >>60782725 >>60784332 >Has the firepower of an IFV >Only 12 feet tall >Used as heavy infantry >Can move really fast Is there any reason we don't already have these? >> Anonymous 01/22/24(Mon)09:52:09 No.60726961 >>60727025 File: mellowlink.jpg (84 KB, 500x750) ARMOR HUNTER MELLOWLINK >>60726791 (OP) >can be taken out by some dude on foot with an anti tank rifle Anonymous 01/22/24(Mon)16:43:55 No.60730048 File: why.jpg (126 KB, 718x963) Why are we attacking our own forces? 890 >>60726791 (OP) >Wagner VOTOMS be like pic related >high ground pressure >low stability 2 Anonymous 01/23/24(Tue)11:55:06 No.60736880 >>60738142 >>60776939 >>60726791 (OP) >low power to weight ratio >high fuel consumption >highly vulnerable knee joints >lacking any reason for them to actually exist in the first place >> Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)14:09:20 No.60766519 ► >>60767646 >>60726791 (OP) >$200 RPG to the leg >"200,000 million down the drain oopsey-doodles >> Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)19:54:01 No.60768512 ► File: yok.jpg (8 KB, 300x168) 0 M soapy water. thats it. just pour some soapy water and youve defeated any mech

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: Anonymous (ID: /BTgcwuQ) H Why are Ukranians like this? >SLABLAHBLAH 12/12/23(Tue)08:44:23 No.451636826 pig.jpg 6 KB JPG UKRAAAAAIIIINEEEEEEEEEEIIIIIIGGGHHH >COUNTEROFFENSYYYYI|||||||||VVVVVV >MYOAR MONNNEEEEIIIGGGHHHH >KIIIEEEEEEEEV : Anonymous (ID: 9ZXWOC89) [+] 12/12/23(Tue)08:45:37 No.451636895 at least they're not a F------ LEAF >>451636997 # >>451637876 # >>451639974 # >>451642036 #

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Anonymous 25/01/2024, 7:19:15 PM No.26073621 30 KB JPEG > be me > 14 yo at rugby practice > One of the team has Down syndrome >We rotate taking turns holding the tackle bag > Have always been taught to treat people with disabilities the same as everyone else > My turn to tackle the bag with Down syndrome kid holding it > Autisium.exe > Tackel the bag as hard as I would for anyone else > Down syndrome kid falls to the ground and starts crying > Everyone yells at me Why is the world so complicated anons

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Anon does a bit of gazemaxxing | /r/Greentext

Anonymous Who else is gazemaxxing? 01/28/24(Sun)14:53:00 No.76276258 >apply a very light amount of mascara and eyeliner >keep a slight squint >make sure to keep just a little bit of eyebags >maintain unbreaking eye contact with people until they look away first >tilt your head a little bit downwards and look up with your eyes >learn subtle face movements and what they mean Congrats you can now hypnotize people with your gaze. Caution: This will cause women to instantly wet their f------ panties and throw themselves onto you. 1.32 MB PNG

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Anon discovers why ninjas aren't cool | /r/Greentext

Being a ninja isn't cool anymore Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)21:07:00 No.913102938 >Be me >Wayward kid of the 80s >Dad's an alcoholic who hates me and calls me queer >Mom's a w---- who's snorts cocaine off of men's asses. >Outside all the time >No friends. >Suddenly meet new friends >Tell me they think I'm kickass and invite me to their club. >Suspicious but don't wanna go home. >Follow them anyway >Big warehouse with bitchin' arcade games, billiard tables, and some kid smoking a cigar. >Other kids think I'm cool. >Weeks pass >Dad still hates me, Mom still a w----. >Go to clubhouse >Friends tell me this adult came by and wants to speak to me and my friends. >Guy says we're cool and gives us rad ninja outfits and weapons >Fuckyeah.jpg >Guy trains us then tells us to go stand out in an alleyway to guard it. >About to tell my friend that he saved my life >Friend then eviscerated by a big ass turtle with two swords. >FML as another pizza-smelling turtle smacks me in the head with a stick.

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Anonymous 277 KB PNG 01/28/24(Sun)19:11:01 No.76278936 >today we're gonna talk about why you can't talk to women >the reason you can't talk to women is because you haven't been taught how to talk to women! >society tells us "dude just talk to women" but we've never learned how to actually talk to women, so of course we don't know how to talk to women >anyway the yogis came up with this term called "dikcok" Why do people watch this guy again?

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Anon's getting delusional again, he never kissed anyone yet | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 43 KB JPG 12/13/23(Wed)16:49:59 No.910765317 Oh boy, I sure am enjoying playing my favorite game, Cyberpunk 2077! > Kiss Panam > Watch my character get more action than I've had in the past 18 months. The loneliness is getting unbearable. I think I've forgotten what it feels like to kiss. 4 Replies >>910766973 # View Thread : Anonymous >>910765317 (OP) # 18 months .... wooooooaaaaaah zomg thats like forever or something....right..... 12/13/23(Wed)17:12:35 No.910765816

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45 KB JPG >Gf tries starting a huge argument with me on my birthday >At some point something just clicks in my brain >Hang up the phone and block her on everything >Enjoy the rest of the day with my family What is the name of this feeling?

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File: comdlpng6970006.jpg (47 KB, 350x338) how do I live with myself anymore? Anonymous 01/28/24(Sun)13:45:49 No.30645053 >be me >incel >therapist suggests I volunteer with the less fortunate to help me contextualize just how good my life is and hopefully improve my self esteem so I stop pitying myself >therapist signs me up for adult mentor volunteer for group home for retards >most of them have physical disabilities ontop of mental disabilities >meet dave >he looks like the stereotype of someone with down syndrome but with the added factor of him being a burn victim and having a stutter >volunteer there for a few weeks when dave comes up >hey anon h-how c...c...come you don't have a wife? >explain i havent found any woman interested in me >well what about a girlfriend? wh-when w-was the last time you had a gf? >explain to him i never had a gf before >wow anon I've g...g..gotten p---- like 100 times before. I get my d--- wet every week are you r-really saying you never got laid before? >tfw when a literal retarded mongoloid is roasting you for being a virgin

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: Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)11:33:16 No.195585025 Oeec9d2a311b2ec52327029fb059ad5bb669b856_hq.jpg 24 KB JPG >You are expelled from Hogwarts for using magic in front of a muggle. Said the talking, floating envelope in front of 3 muggles. >>195585152 # >>195588856 # : Anonymous >>195585025 (OP) # Ok but I would though. Just imagine some bratty goth origami lips trying to scold you while gagging on your c---. 01/26/24(Fri)11:35:37 No.195585125

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