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Anonymous (ID: r6iglvxV) 01/29/24(Mon)18:21:26 No.456923331 Denis 20 inspector 278 KB PNG >>456891875 (OP) >Everyone in the comment section when the topic of circumcision c--- up.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Che Atheist.jpg 178 KB JPG >There is no God >So i am God hehe Atheism is a mental illness.

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Anonymous 10/13/14(Mon)04:20:18 No.23199298 >>23199318 >>23199324 >>23199336 >>23199374>>23200501 >>23200554>>23208091 >>23209359 >>23209976 >Going out with buddies to collect some hunting supplies. >F--- buying doe urine, we go to the source. >With ropes and determination. >Manage to force a smaller doe to the ground and have her roped in seconds. >Buddy produces a vial, and funnel to catch any splashes. >He starts to finger this doe and I look at him like "w-- you doin?" >"Urine is good and all, but were gonna get us some of her sex as a lure." >k.jpg. >He tells me to get something out of his pack, I will know what it is when I see it. >It's an egg vibrator. >"I just hope the wife don't notice it gone." >"Now get in here and get her workin." >The doe is of course thrashing like crazy at this point, but years of rodeo have her properly tied. >After an hour of forcing her to orgasm we untie her and leave. >She hardly seems to even know we untied her, only breathing on the ground. S---'s effective, I will give him that. I just hope he replaced the vibrator.

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File: aaaaaaaaaa.jpg (5 KB, 243x208) Anonymous 01/29/24 (Mon)21:38:59 No.76284676 >Dream about having cute Japanese gf >Wake up, no cute Japanese gf >Dream about s------- myself >Wake up, shat myself Life is such b-------

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Anon gayming in 2024 | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous >disable chat so I don't get banned for typing >disable voice chat so I don't get banned for speaking >look up meta chars so I don't get banned for picking characters that I like 166 KB JPG >mute all ingame sounds so I don't get sued for copyright infringement >buy burner phone so I can launch the game in the first place >buy battle pass and xp boost so I can have a reasonable pace of progress Yep, it's gaming time IQ test 01/29/24(Mon)21:32:21 No.665354321 Your 10: 4 The number of correct answers: 1 z 40 Time: C min 24 sec Profound Mental Retardation

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One of the great /lit/ philosophers rants about normies | /r/Greentext

>>12887774 brain damaged and in denial. uh oh Anonymous Sat Apr 6 05:55:45 2019 No.12887813 Quoted by: >>12887832 >>12887911 >>12892874 >>12893325 >>12893510 >>12893841 >>12894055 >>12894157 >>12895044 >>12895289 >>12895366 >>12895490 >>12895496 >>12895606 >>12895639 >>12896307 >>12896369 >>12896440 >>12896717 >>12898241 >>12898875 >>12899048 >>12899288 >tfw in the time it took you to shitpost on 4chan for 5-7 years, hundreds of millions of YOUNG FUN HIP COO0OOL NORMIES went from "young" to "old" >tfw in that short span of time, hundreds of millions of normies (and especially roasties) went from being exciting happy fun party animals to being "that tired- looking person shuffling around the grocery store" HAHAHAHA! IT ONLY LASTS A FEW YEARS, AND THEN IT'S OVER FOREVER!!! NORMIES BET EVERYTHING, THEIR WHOLE SOUL, ON LIVING UP THEIR TEENS AND EARLY TWENTIES, AND THEN THEY JUST BECOME SAD OLD FRUMPS WITH NO IDENTITY AND NO REAL HOBBIES! TIME MAKES FOOLS OF US ALL! ROT AND SUFFER, NORMIE GARBAGE!!! WITHER AWAY FOR DECADES AND TELL PEOPLE ON YOUR SAD DYING SOCIAL MEDIA ACCOUNTS ABOUT HOW KANYE WEST WAS POPULAR 17 YEARS AGO, BACK WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG AND FUN!! WHAT'S THAT? 17 YEARS WENT BY IN WHAT SEEMS LIKE 5? GUESS YOU SHOULD HAVE INVESTED YOUR SPIRIT IN SOMETHING MORE THAN KANYE WEST AND SUCKIN' C-- OUT OF DUDES FROM A CELL PHONE APPLICATION THEN! ENJOY OLD AGE YOU PENSIONLESS FRIENDLESS HOBBILESS ERSTWHILE HEDONIST! I WILL MAKE A FORTUNE PLOWING YOUR UNWANTED BODIES INTO DITCHES WITH A TRACTOR WHEN YOU HAVE NO FAMILY TO PAY FOR YOUR FUNERAL AND MORTUARY SERVICES! MY FUNERAL WILL BE FILLED WITH AUTISTIC FRIENDS AND FELLOW TRAVELLERS! EVERYONE ON /LIT/IS INVITED TO MY FUNERAL! Anonymous Sat Apr 6 05:59:48 2019 No.12887823

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Anon realized a little bit late | /r/Greentext

File: F------ had it.png (121 KB, 338x414) Cucked through time and space Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)21:12:53 No.76256853 >be me, 8 years ago >have gf, been dating for 6 years >on mid january we celebrate our 6th anniversary, go to a fancy hotel, had expensive lunch >ff to march >she breaks up with me, says we are stalling each other, we should improve as human beings each on their own way and blabla >enter in a deep depression >eventually got over and start again, even begin dating again >ff 8 years, present >we are in good terms, you could say we are friends even >I check her social media >she and her actual bf are celebrating her anniversary >think its cute, feel happy for her >somethings off >check date >its mid january >they are celebrating their 8th year together >think "wait, that can't be right, if they were in the 8th year that would mean--" >realize.gif ► >>76258388 >She started dating him when she was still with me >even worst, thery where celebrating their anniversary, which means they've been f------ for at least a couple of mounths before we had our 6th anniversary >the guy was her gym teacher >which she started a couple of months before we broke up >realized i've been cucked this whole time >laugh like an idiot because it took me 8 f------ years >mfw Anyway, this is how I started 2024, how are you guys doin?

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Anon's take on the Dream face reveal | /r/Greentext

Board/pol/ - Politically Incorrect : Anonymous (ID: Q593R4gW 08/01/23(Tue)06:25:44 No.436477630 m6910 TE TE BA 169086338657035494.jpg 162 KB JPG : Anonymous (ID: sSop74Nk) Settings Mobile Home This is considered a monstrously and hilariously ugly man in 2023 08/01/23(Tue)06:26:50 No.436477701 >>436477630 (OP) # unless you make young alain delon look like an incel you're considered ugly in 2023 by women >>436482348 # >>436493165 # >>436495590 #

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WAAAAAAAAAAGH2024? | /r/Greentext

SO DIS KRUMP GIT >raizez ibroww DIS MONGLED KRUMP P >audience gitz gettin reel orky rite now, stompin and chantin MOMBLE KURMP ORDERED TWO SQUIGZ >full-on WAAAGH!!! breaks out, boyz smashin da studeeo up proppa TOOOOOOOOOOO SHQUIIIIIGZUH >Chaos krazees warp in, now is a right proppa fight WE CAN'T LET DIS GROT HAVE DA DAKKA KODEZ >Gork n Mork wake up

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Anon likes Samwise Gamgee | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 793 KB PNG 09/10/23(Sun)12:21:24 No.189726861 >defeated Shelob, an immortal creature even Sauron knew to leave alone >carried The One and gave it up willingly >stayed by Frodo until the very end to assure his quest was completed >went back home and slammed prime Hobbitussy and had 14 children Has there ever been a side character as based?

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>asks for a refund | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 51 KB JPG 01/29/24(Mon)16:51:55 No.665338516 >new game >Look up meta build >Look up possible exploits >Look up broken bugs >Storm through game >Write Steam review >"Did you enjoys this game?" >"No, it was too easy"

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Anon is from Alabama | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous Ⓒ 37 KB JPG : Anonymous >>193107680 (OP) # "Me too." >>193108327 # 01/29/24(Mon)14:49:35 No.193107680 >"I f----- your mom" how would you respond to that without sounding mad in your Country 01/29/24(Mon)14:49:54 No.193107685

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Anon Likes Armored Trooper VOTOMS | /r/Greentext

File: fe738426c26a93b93ef9854a0(...).jpg (65 KB, 500x500) Anonymous 01/22/24(Mon)09:32:54 No.60726791 >>60726798 >>60726842 >>60726939 >>60726954 >>60726961 >>60727010 >>60727025 >>60727102 >>60727787 >>60727801 >>60730048 >>60730508 >>60730641 >>60730902 >>60732570 >>60733093 >>60735907 >>60735920 >>60736671 >>60736854 >>60736880 >>60736984>>60737720 >>60744522 >>60747649 >>60748072 >>60750187 >>60752690 >>60752818 >>60755377 >>60756357 >>60756460 >>60764132 >>60766519 >>60766660 >>60767777 >>60771938 >>60776750 >>60776854 >>60777152 >>60777524 >>60777605 >>60777637 >>60777659 >>60782725 >>60784332 >Has the firepower of an IFV >Only 12 feet tall >Used as heavy infantry >Can move really fast Is there any reason we don't already have these? >> Anonymous 01/22/24(Mon)09:52:09 No.60726961 >>60727025 File: mellowlink.jpg (84 KB, 500x750) ARMOR HUNTER MELLOWLINK >>60726791 (OP) >can be taken out by some dude on foot with an anti tank rifle Anonymous 01/22/24(Mon)16:43:55 No.60730048 File: why.jpg (126 KB, 718x963) Why are we attacking our own forces? 890 >>60726791 (OP) >Wagner VOTOMS be like pic related >high ground pressure >low stability 2 Anonymous 01/23/24(Tue)11:55:06 No.60736880 >>60738142 >>60776939 >>60726791 (OP) >low power to weight ratio >high fuel consumption >highly vulnerable knee joints >lacking any reason for them to actually exist in the first place >> Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)14:09:20 No.60766519 ► >>60767646 >>60726791 (OP) >$200 RPG to the leg >"200,000 million down the drain oopsey-doodles >> Anonymous 01/26/24(Fri)19:54:01 No.60768512 ► File: yok.jpg (8 KB, 300x168) 0 M soapy water. thats it. just pour some soapy water and youve defeated any mech

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