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Anon fights for Freedom | /r/Greentext
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![■ Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)12:28:50 No.913027239 [Reply]► >>913030136 >be me >be k--- >for some gay reason I believe I am the son of yahweh himself >live in roman empire >the goyim in the roman government hates me for some retarded reason even tho I literally do nothing but charity work and spew hippie b------- >my f----- of a "friend" betrays me and gets me arrested for a sack of nickles (granted hes a k--- too so it makes sense I guess but still) >gets whipped like a n----- in 1880's missisippi >have to carry a giant "T" shaped piece of wood to the top of a hill >gets nailed to the giant piece of wood (I mean LITERALLY nailed, like a picture. get your mind out of the gutter f---) >die Imao >my followers (who are 99% k---- at this time btw) f------ hate rome because of what they did to me >rome in return decides to treat my n----- like s--- for hundreds of years fast forward >the goyim in italy (you know, the d---- that nailed me to a peice of wood) despite f------ killing me and my followers for hundreds of years decide "you know what? lets convert to this hippie k---'s religion" as if what they did magically didnt happen fast forward even FURTHER into the future >my NEW followers love rome now >so much so that it becomes a stereotype that the LARPers are also massive romaboos >the modern city of rome is now known for holding MY F------ REPRESENTATIVE ON EARTH n---- w-- happened? how do you go from hating my guts, to loving me AND the n----- that slaughtered my people? thats f------ retarded](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/744/864/30f.png "anon just learned curse words | /r/Greentext")
![Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)18:13:11 No.913029185 [1] [F Anons... am I a w----? >Be Goth Metalhead who wears eyeliner and had painted nails >Twink >Gay >In uni >Need to pass exam, not sure if I will >Teacher strikes convo after it's over >We go outside to smoke >He talks endlessly about his views and politics >Eventually he goes into some more NSFW topics >Talking to me as if I were a long time friend >Odd but ok >He invites me over to his house for drinks and food >Broke af and love booze so ofc I go BURZUM >He gets even more dirty, at some point he asks if I'm gay, I say yes >Get's touchy >Let him >Was shaved, smooth as a peach but told his I hadn't douched >He doesn't care and starts moving my legs around >Next thing I know he has me bent over on the floor against a couch while he licks my feet >I'm drunk but not too drunk so I just let him >Afterwards he cleans me with a paper towel and we say goodbye >Tells me casually that I passed the exam](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/002/744/863/891.png "Anon passes his exams | /r/Greentext")
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