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ile: thatsprettygood.ipg (16 KB, 480x360) □ Anonymous 07/3 1 / 1 7 Mon 00: 31: 50 No. 740 6 1 3468 2274061 3927 >>74061 40042274061 4173 2274061 4403 2274061 4526 2274061 4593 >>74061 4638 >>740614639 Story time, /b/ >Be me >Be 17, be in high school >I'm a bit of a beta, and only really have one friend >He likes beta s--- like I do, but he has charisma and good looks >We're picking our courses for senior year, and we both need some art credits >My friend decides to take drama, because it's mostly qt3.14 girls and some gay guys >He convinces me to join him, since he won't know anyone else in the class >Senior year starts >I actually kind of enjoy the drama class and I'm not exactly bad at it, but my friend barely tries and has no talent whatsoever >Our class has 4 or 5 gay dudes, a couple 5-6/10s, and about 10 absolutely gorgeous girls, who are all like 11/10 >My friend spends all the time he can during the class flirting with the 11/10 girls >November rolls around, we start preparing for a play >My friend is still utter trash at drama, and everyone thinks he's probably going to wreck the play if he's given an important role, so the teacher edits the script and adds a part with no speaking lines >He's going to be playing a f------ bush >The gay dudes don't exactly like him and his attitude, but the girls are cool with him >The night of the play rolls around >My friend manages not to f--- up being a bush >Some of the girls decide to throw a party afterwards >Nine of the hot girls are there, and they invite my friend for some reason >They don't invite me, feelsbadman.jpg >Someone brought a bunch of weed and booze to the party >They all get super drunk and stoned and have a f------ >Mfw bush did nine 11's

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Board /pol/ - Politically Incorrect Anonymous (ID: DGIRKsep) F--- Cyclists ▼Settings Mobile Home 11/10/24(Sun)15:42:18 No.487999666 MET 508 KB PNG >"No, I will not get out of your way and ride on the pavement, that's against the highway code" >"You must stay behind my slow ass and if you dare pass me without giving me at least 1000 feet of space, I will capture you on my GoPro and report you to the authorities!" Proceeds to: >Ignore red lights >Ignore give way lines >Ignore stop signs >Check phone >Swerve everywhere like a drunk >Ignore busses pulling out (Rule 223) >Still rides on the pavement when its convenient They're like the little bureaucrats of the road.

File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

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