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! Anonymous 10/16/16(Sun)01:09:58 No. 708068041 >Me, working hard at ren fair >I'm a random guard >Tis my duty to ha >Get paid well >People running around as pirates doing pirate things rass strangers in the name of the king >Suddenly see hot chick stealing something from a stall Now's my chance >I walk up to her >She knows i know I yell at the top of my lungs >"STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM" >She tries to run >l give chase Tackle that bitch to the ground >She yells "R---" >l yell "YOU HAVE VIOLATED THE LAW" >Crowd gathers >Some guy pulls me off of her >He pulls out a knife >Oh f--- He stabs me in the stomach >Knife breaks off my armor >I am f------ invincible >Punch him in the face with metal gauntlet >Pretty sure his face is broken >King arrives >"What the f--- happened here?" > "Sire this woman is stealing i went to appreheno >King checks woman >Finds 500 worth of jewelry >Her and the guy taken away >Get promotion >Head of kings guar >Princess loves me for my heroism >Stop thieves get bitches

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: Anonymous 10/26/24(Sat) 10:58:14 No.204864976 maxresdefault (3).jpg 73 KB JPG >you're gaslighting me! >you're love bombing me! >you're stonewalling me! >you're mansplaining to me! realistically, how do you respond to this?
GE Anonymous "I will refund 11/27/24(Wed)23:23:27 No.695792406 Valve Just Put Game Publishers On Notice. 1.1M views 5 days ago Bellular News your game." aa 17:58 IMG_7847.jpg 332 KB JPG >DUDE, IM THE WHOLESOME VIDEO GAME SANTA, WE DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT MONEY LMAO >destroys indie devs by forcing them to accept refunds even though the small game they released was literally under the 2 hour threshold for playing and being able to refund F--- Gabe. He's a scumbag. Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:25:51 No.695792505 The customer is ALWAYS right >>695793068 # >>695794602 # >>695795310 # Anonymous >>695792406 (OP) # 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:12 No.695792525 If your game is s----- enough that even people who bought it on steam instead of pirating demands a refund it's your fault Anonymous 11/27/24(Wed)23:26:42 No.695792549 Be thankful for Gabe. The second he dies, a brainless profitbot 9000 takes his place, undoes everything he did, and guts Valve like a fish for private equity wealth.
Anonymous 89KB JPG 01/18/20(Sat) 12:25:09 No.818739837 >be me >been having a s--- week >take long shower >lay on back buck naked on bed and close eyes >try not to cry >feelsbadman.jpg >doggo snoozing on bed suddenly wakes up and stretches >Starts walking over my legs but stops over my genitals >shakes head and violently slaps my d--- and balls multiple times with floppy ears >laugh uncontrollably for 5min straight Instantly feel better. Thanks doggo bro.
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