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Anonymous 01/27/24(Sat)18:13:11 No.913029185 [1] [F Anons... am I a w----? >Be Goth Metalhead who wears eyeliner and had painted nails >Twink >Gay >In uni >Need to pass exam, not sure if I will >Teacher strikes convo after it's over >We go outside to smoke >He talks endlessly about his views and politics >Eventually he goes into some more NSFW topics >Talking to me as if I were a long time friend >Odd but ok >He invites me over to his house for drinks and food >Broke af and love booze so ofc I go BURZUM >He gets even more dirty, at some point he asks if I'm gay, I say yes >Get's touchy >Let him >Was shaved, smooth as a peach but told his I hadn't douched >He doesn't care and starts moving my legs around >Next thing I know he has me bent over on the floor against a couch while he licks my feet >I'm drunk but not too drunk so I just let him >Afterwards he cleans me with a paper towel and we say goodbye >Tells me casually that I passed the exam

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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