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File: 1705583851263.png (415 KB, 900x598) Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)18:35:54 No.76162036 >silent >easy to produce ammunition >capable of killing anyone, if you're good >impossible to prohibit and monitor Give me a plausible reason why this isn't considered the ultimate weapon

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: 1703189128412537.webm (2.95 MB, 720x1280) Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)18:30:07 No.76159324 [Reply] >>76160030 >>76160075 >>76160083 >ASCENDING IS EXTREMELY EASY >DO NOT CONSUME CARBS >DO NOT CONSUME SUGAR >DO MULTIPLE DAY FASTS EVERY WEEK >NEVER STOP EXERCISING >INDUCE STARVATION TO LOSE ABSURD AMOUNTS OF WEIGHT SHORTLY >CLEAN YOUR ROOM >CLEANSE AND MOISTURIZE YOUR FACE >MOISTURIZE YOUR BODY >GET A PROPER, SNOBBY, RICH-PEOPLE HAIRCUT >DON'T BE AN UNCIVILIZED CREATURE >BEA CITY MAN >WEAR FORMAL CLOTHES >USE PEOPLE AS ASSETS >CONFORM TO SOCIAL NORMS DESPITE YOUR INNER THOUGHTS >VIRTUE-SIGNAL ABOUT MAINSTREAM ISSUES TO CLIMB THE SOCIAL LADDER >TREAT WOMEN LIKE RETARDED CHILDREN WHO NEED CARE >ONLY CONSUME EXPENSIVE DRINKS >LOOK DOWN ON THE POOR AND THE DISABLED >USE WOMEN FOR NOTHING MORE THAN YOUR OWN PLEASURE >USE RELATIONSHIPS FOR SOCIAL BENEFITS, BUT CHEAT ON HER CONSTANTLY >FORGET ABOUT "MORALITY", ALL THAT MATTERS IS YOUR PLEASURE >MONEY IS ALL THAT MATTERS >YOU CAN ALWAYS BE THINNER, LOOK BETTER >2024 IS YOUR YEAR, ANON

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: Anonymous All new 25 gram Benadryl, made from 1200 pills 25 384 KB PNG 01/17/24(Wed) 22:02:50 No.30578795 >born with ambiguous genitals >assumed to be boy, raised as boy >puberty >woops, all XX chromosomes, estrogen, & time for ur first period >surgery to fix ambiguous genitals into vagina >name got changed >moved to new area and school >had built my dreams around a masculine identity as a kid >hard to identify as a woman now despite undeniably being one >attracted to men but feel like a f-- for it, wish I liked women instead How over is it for me?

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: Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)09:03:48 No.195135036 harry potter banker.jpg 140 KB JPG In Harry Potter, there are subtle clues 01/18/24(Thu)09:11:26 No.195135323 : Anonymous How did she get away with it? 01/18/24(Thu)09:12:15 No.195135356 : Anonymous >>195135036 (OP) # Goblins aren't usually associated with banks 01/18/24(Thu)09:12:46 No.195135375 : Anonymous >>195135036 (OP) # How did she get away with it? How does she continue to get away with it? She must pay the ultimate... price. 01/18/24(Thu)09:16:58 No.195135574 : Anonymous >>195135036 (OP) # >le Jew goblins controlling the banks >Jewish student is name Goldstein >Ching Chong >Incel Snape seethes over a girl for 20 years Was Rowling /our/girl?

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O Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)03:25:16 No.113005535 File: longcat.jpg (26 KB, 180x326) SAUMUS >be me >around 5 or 6 >family visits godmother >she just got a cat >unironically never seen a cat irl before, only in movies >autisticchildcuriosity.jpg >pick the little fella up >start inspecting it >"how does this thing actually work?" >cat first just meows out of confusion >half a minute later starts hissing >eventually scratches my face >I drop her and the little s--- runs away >run to mom telling her what happened >get scolded for pestering the cat

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: Anonymous 9Ecb59N.jpg 60 KB JPG Yes Yes Well done Slytherin. Well done Slytherin. >However 01/18/24(Thu)06:55:21 No.195129676 : Anonymous >>195129676 (OP) # 01/18/24(Thu)06:56:19 No.195129728 "CHO CHAAAAANG!!!!! WHY DID YOU PUT A BAT IN THE GOBLET OF DINNER??!!" Dumbledore inquired serenely.

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: Anonymous this problems gonna last more (...) >be me >18 71 KB JPG 01/16/24(Tue)23:34:11 No.76137868 >christian IIIIII >struggling with my faith and depression for around 3-4 years (not faith" as in belief in God, it is undeniable we live in a created universe, faith in the sense that believing He wants anything to do with me) >extreme social anxiety >incredibly lonely, only time i really interact with people is when saying "hi" back to them at church >gay I don't get it. There are girls at church more than eager to try striking up a conversation with me, but i'm just not attracted to them. I haven't really had any bad experiences with women, I just don't like them all that much. I would choose a celibate life, but I just really, don't wanna live and die alone. I don't know what to do. I've prayed countless times for God to fix me. I'm really scared of being completely alone. I really want someone to love and someone who'd love me, someone I could relate to and understand better. Being alone would be the death of me, I mean I would probably kill myself. Would God see homosexuality as a lesser sin than suicide? Or the other way around? Is there some way I can attain the desire of my heart to be with someone like me and still be forgiven and accepted by God? I'm really scared and confused. I've studied so much theology, yet when faced with something like this I just don't know what to do, and I've obviously got no one to speak to regarding this.

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