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File: 1705583851263.png (415 KB, 900x598) Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)18:35:54 No.76162036 >silent >easy to produce ammunition >capable of killing anyone, if you're good >impossible to prohibit and monitor Give me a plausible reason why this isn't considered the ultimate weapon

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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File: 1703189128412537.webm (2.95 MB, 720x1280) Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)18:30:07 No.76159324 [Reply] >>76160030 >>76160075 >>76160083 >ASCENDING IS EXTREMELY EASY >DO NOT CONSUME CARBS >DO NOT CONSUME SUGAR >DO MULTIPLE DAY FASTS EVERY WEEK >NEVER STOP EXERCISING >INDUCE STARVATION TO LOSE ABSURD AMOUNTS OF WEIGHT SHORTLY >CLEAN YOUR ROOM >CLEANSE AND MOISTURIZE YOUR FACE >MOISTURIZE YOUR BODY >GET A PROPER, SNOBBY, RICH-PEOPLE HAIRCUT >DON'T BE AN UNCIVILIZED CREATURE >BEA CITY MAN >WEAR FORMAL CLOTHES >USE PEOPLE AS ASSETS >CONFORM TO SOCIAL NORMS DESPITE YOUR INNER THOUGHTS >VIRTUE-SIGNAL ABOUT MAINSTREAM ISSUES TO CLIMB THE SOCIAL LADDER >TREAT WOMEN LIKE RETARDED CHILDREN WHO NEED CARE >ONLY CONSUME EXPENSIVE DRINKS >LOOK DOWN ON THE POOR AND THE DISABLED >USE WOMEN FOR NOTHING MORE THAN YOUR OWN PLEASURE >USE RELATIONSHIPS FOR SOCIAL BENEFITS, BUT CHEAT ON HER CONSTANTLY >FORGET ABOUT "MORALITY", ALL THAT MATTERS IS YOUR PLEASURE >MONEY IS ALL THAT MATTERS >YOU CAN ALWAYS BE THINNER, LOOK BETTER >2024 IS YOUR YEAR, ANON

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: Anonymous 01/18/24(Thu)09:03:48 No.195135036 harry potter banker.jpg 140 KB JPG In Harry Potter, there are subtle clues 01/18/24(Thu)09:11:26 No.195135323 : Anonymous How did she get away with it? 01/18/24(Thu)09:12:15 No.195135356 : Anonymous >>195135036 (OP) # Goblins aren't usually associated with banks 01/18/24(Thu)09:12:46 No.195135375 : Anonymous >>195135036 (OP) # How did she get away with it? How does she continue to get away with it? She must pay the ultimate... price. 01/18/24(Thu)09:16:58 No.195135574 : Anonymous >>195135036 (OP) # >le Jew goblins controlling the banks >Jewish student is name Goldstein >Ching Chong >Incel Snape seethes over a girl for 20 years Was Rowling /our/girl?

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: Anonymous 9Ecb59N.jpg 60 KB JPG Yes Yes Well done Slytherin. Well done Slytherin. >However 01/18/24(Thu)06:55:21 No.195129676 : Anonymous >>195129676 (OP) # 01/18/24(Thu)06:56:19 No.195129728 "CHO CHAAAAANG!!!!! WHY DID YOU PUT A BAT IN THE GOBLET OF DINNER??!!" Dumbledore inquired serenely.

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