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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 9Ecb59N.jpg 60 KB JPG Yes Yes Well done Slytherin. Well done Slytherin. >However 01/18/24(Thu)06:55:21 No.195129676 : Anonymous >>195129676 (OP) # 01/18/24(Thu)06:56:19 No.195129728 "CHO CHAAAAANG!!!!! WHY DID YOU PUT A BAT IN THE GOBLET OF DINNER??!!" Dumbledore inquired serenely.

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: Anonymous this problems gonna last more (...) >be me >18 71 KB JPG 01/16/24(Tue)23:34:11 No.76137868 >christian IIIIII >struggling with my faith and depression for around 3-4 years (not faith" as in belief in God, it is undeniable we live in a created universe, faith in the sense that believing He wants anything to do with me) >extreme social anxiety >incredibly lonely, only time i really interact with people is when saying "hi" back to them at church >gay I don't get it. There are girls at church more than eager to try striking up a conversation with me, but i'm just not attracted to them. I haven't really had any bad experiences with women, I just don't like them all that much. I would choose a celibate life, but I just really, don't wanna live and die alone. I don't know what to do. I've prayed countless times for God to fix me. I'm really scared of being completely alone. I really want someone to love and someone who'd love me, someone I could relate to and understand better. Being alone would be the death of me, I mean I would probably kill myself. Would God see homosexuality as a lesser sin than suicide? Or the other way around? Is there some way I can attain the desire of my heart to be with someone like me and still be forgiven and accepted by God? I'm really scared and confused. I've studied so much theology, yet when faced with something like this I just don't know what to do, and I've obviously got no one to speak to regarding this.

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File: download (2).jpg (9 KB, 206x244) MAKRA GREAT Anonymous (ID: iL3hY1xg) 01/16/24(Tue)23:42:46 No.455456724 Republicans: >liberals are whiny dumb lazy cuck snowflakes who can't do anything >ALSO THE DEMOCRATIC PARTY IS THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE IN POLITICS!! THEY CONTROL THE MEDIA AND ALL OTHER INSTITUTIONS!!! NOT FAIR!!! >liberals seethe at Donald Trump because he's more successful than them! They resent people who've achieved more in life! >ALSO HOLLYWOOD CELEBRITIES NEED TO SHUT UP ABOUT THEIR LEFTY POLITICS!!! THEY'RE ALL PRIVILEGED SPOILED BRATS!!! >we'll do whatever it takes to win! we'll create legislation to change the voting laws to suit our own interests! the libtards will never see it coming! >NO NO NO HOW COULD THEY TAKE DADDY TRUMP OFF THE BALLOT!? WHY DON'T THEY PLAY FAIR!!??? Get mogged you f------ losers Imao. Imagine supporting an ideology about power and ruthlessness and NOT being a democrat - the party that is devastating the GOP and is supported by the most charismatic and attractive people in America.

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Anonymous Jo 01/16/24(Tue) 20:30:07 No.195043222 CYPRESS ARTENCE HILL 1694510694759.jpg 57 KB JPG AS MEN >the pyramids couldn't be made with today's technology >the civilisation that existed at that time was way more advanced than us Why does this retard keep saying this? Doesn't he think there would be trace of this technology? The guys didn't even figure electricity out. Did they leave satellites around the earth, a landing station on the moon, etc? No. Enough with this s---

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: Anonymous 01/17/24(Wed)08:39:51 No.195078031 IMG_9291.jpg 32 KB JPG >Shotgun battle in the middle of the night. >Not one cop shows up.

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: Anonymous 98 KB JPG 01/17/24(Wed)03:45:34 No.912513922 >be me recently >Work construction in major city >All the guys go to the club on weekends >Join in for once >We meet a group of ladies who are in town and they're flirting us up all night >Things are kinda getting freaky as one of the girls asks me if I wanna go back to her room >Tell her I've got a micropenis and jokingly say "but you know what they say about us micro boys, great tongue and finger action" >Somehow this worked and I got laid, could barely penetrate but she helped me finish Having confidence really was the key all along wasn't it? F---

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