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: Anonymous 10/19/23(Thu)04:56:40 No.188837175 1599883094015.png 53 KB PNG >did you know we beat your limey asses in the battle of chadaqooodoowaddick in 1672 did you know i don't give a f--- mate 10/19/23(Thu)04:58:09 No.188837238 : Anonymous >>188837175 (OP) # Then why did you make a thread about it? >>188837405 # >>188839274 # >>188839312 # >>188840198 # >>188840238 # >>188840387 # >>188840692 # >>188840757 # >>188841020 # >>188841065 # >>188843409 # >>188843426 # >>188843427 # >>188843437 # >>188843500 # >>188843512 # >>188843544 # >>188843642 # >>188843650 # >>188843971 #

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anon goes to a party | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 2016-07-04 14:29:03 Post No.17882174 [Report] Image search: [Google] >>17882078 >high school 1 MB, 480x270 >go to a party and try to not be socially awkward >meet a group of people I semi know and just stick with them >a friend of a friend that I dont really known is in the group, talk with her a bit >we get along really well, kind of hit it off >towards the end of the party her and I are sitting outside by a fire just chilling when I here somebody scream "REBECCA WHAT THE F---" >turn around expecting to see a chad and I get the exact opposite >literal neck beard, chubby kid with a f------ fedora >hear her mutter "oh f------ christ" >he marches over, trying to regain composure >"hey uh..hey I thought..you and and I were doing something tonight" >...no, no we're not. Look devin Im not interested can you please just stop with this" >he looks at me >"and who is this" >im like "and who the f--- is asking" >long story short if you cant figure out the obvious he thought they were a couple and she doesnt want anything to do with him, has told him multiple times and he wont stop >after that night he set his sights on me >for the next two months he would start harassing me, small stuff at first >ding dong ditching, egged my car. it was almost comical >then it go worse >slashed my tires, left death threats stappled to my door and roadkill on my porch >ask the girl about this, said he was the same with her and "didnt take no for an answer" >f---.that. >find out where he lives, wait for him to come outside and I corner him >give him the whole "if I see you again ill f------ murder you" hardcore tough guy thing >he ended up moving away before anything happened in hindsight it was both pathetic and disturbing

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Anon refuses. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 10/19/23(Thu)00:04:04 No.75112725 >see interesting video essay >click 58 KB JPG >woman starts speaking >instantly close tab Why am I like this? I just realized for my ENTIRE LIFE I have refused to watch any youtube video made or voiced by a woman

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Why would Japanon of all people say this? Its so over | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous (ID: HNXHfKMQ 10/19/23(Thu)05:04:19 No.445417295 1670575440165412.jpg 148 KB JPG >>445417011 (OP) # why don't they have mechs yet >>445417859 # >>445419425 # >>445419663 # >>445420032 # >>445420468 # Anonymous (ID: 17g2K1x7 >>445417295 # Mechs are stupid. >waste of resources 10/19/23(Thu)05:09:09 No.445417859 >greatly increase collateral damage >just so you can fire a rifle that's 200x bigger than a normal one

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Anon is a founder | /r/Greentext

Anonymous FORTUN SITTARD Sittard 12/19/18 (Wed)16:07:18 No.787709517 >be 50 years ago >in school, netherlands >there were tards back then believe it or not > tard gets up in middle of class and lets out high frequency ree 16 KB JPG >starts having a seizure >i had a deep voice even as a teen >yell "SIT, TARD" >tard immediately sits down and behaves normal >mfw i told a tard to sit and it brought me fortune, became popular kid etc >decide to establish football club >Fortuna Sittard, est July 1st 1968 pic related

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Anon finds a cure for porn addiction | /r/Greentext

Anonymous cat helps me quit addiction 250 KB JPG >be me >addicted to jerking off >try to quit, can't >decide to get cat >cat starts sleeping in room >feels weird jerking off with cat in room >feels like i'm always being watched and judged >stop jerking off >not addicted anymore 10/19/23(Thu)06:19:31 No.907909481 >thank you kitty pic related, it's my cat 3 Replies / 1 Image View Thread

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It's not that easy being green | /r/Greentext

B 1.35 MB PNG >Read greentext about some fat retard the OP knew >Fat retard had a pet lizard >Fat retard abused lizard by making it obese >Have a pet lizard myself, so instantly feel bad for it >Cont. reading >Fat retard apparently killed lizard after stepping on it >Feel sad now >Tell lizard that I won't do that to him >Doesn't understand a word I say, but that doesn't bother me >Still love my little scaly retard

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You can't spell cyberpunk without "statutory" | /r/Greentext

Lucy meets the chancla Build.jpg 86 KB JPG >Come on Gloria, let's talk about this, I swear I never touched your son that way and I'm only a couple of years older than him haha, I could be his girlfriend hahaNO, GLORIA, PUT THE FLIP FLOP DOWN THERE'S NO NEED FOR THAT >>243979433 # Anonymous 10/17/22(Mon)15:22:38 No.243979433 >>243979261 # >I told you there's be consequences for your actions chinita

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Anon explains a tragedy | /r/Greentext

File: hale mario.png (1.4 MB, 1282x1335) Anonymous (ID: soZ/4EOZ 10/18/23(Wed)17:14:33 No.445431734 ► >>445431936 >>445432200 >>445435586 >>445435733 >>445437154 >>445438887 >>445438944 >>445439364 >Be Audrey Hale >Born autistic >Parents send you to p--- run elementary school >Get molested >Get stunted development from said molestation >Get sent to gang banger middle school next >Already broken sexuality starts to develop further >No guidance or anyone willing to help to fix it, just liberals egging the mental illness further >Get bullied daily because white in 82.1% black school >Find group of friends in the basket ball team who tolerate you and protect you because they know you are different >Think this is real friendship because autism >Due to this fact and the broken sexuality from being r---- you become hyper fixated on black girls like them >Everyone around you eggs this on as normal except your parents that caused this >Parents forbid it but don't do anything to actually help get your sexuality and mental health right >Grow up to an adult >Still draw like a little kid, delusional parents tell you this is a viable career choice >Waste years and thousands going to art school >Graduate and not that long after realize how bad of a decision when you make no money and need a side job suited for a high schooler >Throughout all of this fixate on middle school basket ball team because it was the only time you felt truly happy >Decide if they don't want you as a girl they would want you as a man >Internet liberals egg this on too >Parents say it's wrong and forbid dressing like a man in their house >They don't know why it's actually harmful just because god says so >Of course still no actual help in sight >One of the old teammates you love dies >Go full a------ realizing a layer of perceived protection is gone >Go pseudo commando and start planning an out >Decide it's getting one of them to be with you or kill kids >Fail in your creepy attempts to win her over >Decide f--- it and shoot up the school where it all started to go wrong

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How did they do it | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous AMERICAN PSYCHO 138 KB JPG 06/09/22(Thu)18:43:54 No.169341828 >book written by a homosexual >movie directed by a woman >is the most popular movie among those who hate both of those groups How did they do it?

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anon thinks transmascs are stupid | /r/Greentext

[Return] [Catalog] [Bottom] [Update] [Auto] File: kp.jpg (44 KB, 750x679) [Return] [Catalog] [Top] [Update] [Auto] trans people Anonymous 10/18/23(Wed)19:32:32 No.33206021 ► transfems: >i wanna be a woman. ill dress feminine, look feminine and have a feminine haircut. seems logical transmascs: >"uhh, I wanna look more masculine, what clothes should I wear? Men's clothes. >"uhh ok but what about hair??" Men's haircut. >"uhh ok but what about makeup???" no makeup f------ idiots, stop asking stupid questions

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Anon doesn’t know that all social media is just a self aggrandizing circle jerk | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 8 KB JPG 10/18/23(Wed)16:24:18 No.907894840 >everyone tells me linkedin is "an incredible resource" >create linkedin and add some friends and colleagues >scroll through to see what people are sharing about themselves >get depressed >few days pass by >go to linkedin again >get depressed again >repeat f--- you linkedin stop telling me how much of a loser I am compared to everyone else

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Anon doesn’t get it | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: znqtfGsm **** 472 KB JPG 06/17/22 (Fri) 14:42:06 No.382750992 Can someone explain to me why Europeans don't buy air conditioners? They have a massive dangerous heat wave going on now and they refuse to buy AC units. Is it because they are poor? Anonymous (ID: Gef2Vh57) 06/17/22 (Fri) 14:42:51 No.382751087 >>382750992 (OP) # >dangerous heat wave It's only dangerous if you're morbidly obese. >>382751360 # >>382751752 # >>382754308 # >>382754652 # >>382755185 # >>382755598 #

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