![File: Green Lantern Hal Jordan DCAU.jpg (145 KB, 800x1888) Anonymous 01/16/24(Tue)11:34:29 No.141715238 ► >>141716408 >>141716445 >>141716825 >>141716945 >>141719033 >>141719892 >>141723177 ITT mundane/boring calls Green Lanterns respond to. Speeding, domestic disturbances, possession of illegal space drugs/weapons, etc. Let's see if we can have some fun with this >"Sir, do you want to explain the Tamaranian sex slave sitting in your cargo hold?" >> □ Anonymous 01/16/24(Tue)12:45:43 No.141716825 File: D_TFol6WkAAmAZU[1].jpg (97 KB, 769x528) >>141717292 >>141715238 (OP) >Viewer description is advised. >Green Lantern Corps is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty a court of law. ☐ Anonymous 01/16/24(Tue)13:07:29 No.141717292 ► >>141716825 >A Green Lantern is flying a ship with a media alien filming the show >"Yeah we sometimes use these vessels for civilians like you, saves on ring energy, you know...." >"Lantern 5637, we have an active 10-Glargaflep in progress in the Moszat System, please respond." >"Confirmed. Alright, let's go protect and serve" >Cut to a starship crashed into a space station, with two aliens arguing in unintelligible languages >"Hey, Whoa, WHOA! Yeah you, float 3 paces back from him! I mean it! Now what happened?" >"Glarga Pona Dizatatta!! Monotori-" >"Okay okay. You, stay here. Transit your insurance agent. And calm down, we're in a public sector for god sake." >Floats over to the other one >"Sir, have you been taking anything not permitted off your designated homeworld?" >"BLAZaaaTORGA!" >"Alright let me see your tentacles, ALL of them!" >He runs, but its far less interesting because they're floating in a vacuum. Camera is still shaky >Tackles the guy, finds these little alien tadpoles you shove up your ass to get high ☐ Anonymous 01/16/24(Tue)18:48:59 No.141721680 ► >How is this engaging in sex with a minor? Do you not understand relativity? We were both born on the same day only I travelled in space.](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/002/737/703/a4d.png "What if... Green Lantern was realistic? | /r/Greentext")
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![The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/list/002/946/856/9f0.jpeg "Anon is hopeful | /r/Greentext")
