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File: Green Lantern Hal Jordan DCAU.jpg (145 KB, 800x1888) Anonymous 01/16/24(Tue)11:34:29 No.141715238 ► >>141716408 >>141716445 >>141716825 >>141716945 >>141719033 >>141719892 >>141723177 ITT mundane/boring calls Green Lanterns respond to. Speeding, domestic disturbances, possession of illegal space drugs/weapons, etc. Let's see if we can have some fun with this >"Sir, do you want to explain the Tamaranian sex slave sitting in your cargo hold?" >> □ Anonymous 01/16/24(Tue)12:45:43 No.141716825 File: D_TFol6WkAAmAZU[1].jpg (97 KB, 769x528) >>141717292 >>141715238 (OP) >Viewer description is advised. >Green Lantern Corps is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty a court of law. ☐ Anonymous 01/16/24(Tue)13:07:29 No.141717292 ► >>141716825 >A Green Lantern is flying a ship with a media alien filming the show >"Yeah we sometimes use these vessels for civilians like you, saves on ring energy, you know...." >"Lantern 5637, we have an active 10-Glargaflep in progress in the Moszat System, please respond." >"Confirmed. Alright, let's go protect and serve" >Cut to a starship crashed into a space station, with two aliens arguing in unintelligible languages >"Hey, Whoa, WHOA! Yeah you, float 3 paces back from him! I mean it! Now what happened?" >"Glarga Pona Dizatatta!! Monotori-" >"Okay okay. You, stay here. Transit your insurance agent. And calm down, we're in a public sector for god sake." >Floats over to the other one >"Sir, have you been taking anything not permitted off your designated homeworld?" >"BLAZaaaTORGA!" >"Alright let me see your tentacles, ALL of them!" >He runs, but its far less interesting because they're floating in a vacuum. Camera is still shaky >Tackles the guy, finds these little alien tadpoles you shove up your ass to get high ☐ Anonymous 01/16/24(Tue)18:48:59 No.141721680 ► >How is this engaging in sex with a minor? Do you not understand relativity? We were both born on the same day only I travelled in space.

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File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

Anonymous (ID: Lvuvmf4p 11/21/24(Thu)03:45:24 No.489109549 16 KB JPG >4chan known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >X known as a right-wing Nazi haven >allows all types of opinions and rhetoric >reddit known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center >bluesky quickly becoming known as a left-wing haven >bans anyone posting anything even slightly right of center Really makes you think.

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File: Green Lantern Hal Jordan DCAU.jpg (145 KB, 800x1888) Anonymous 01/16/24(Tue)11:34:29 No.141715238 ► >>141716408 >>141716445 >>141716825 >>141716945 >>141719033 >>141719892 >>141723177 ITT mundane/boring calls Green Lanterns respond to. Speeding, domestic disturbances, possession of illegal space drugs/weapons, etc. Let's see if we can have some fun with this >"Sir, do you want to explain the Tamaranian sex slave sitting in your cargo hold?" >> □ Anonymous 01/16/24(Tue)12:45:43 No.141716825 File: D_TFol6WkAAmAZU[1].jpg (97 KB, 769x528) >>141717292 >>141715238 (OP) >Viewer description is advised. >Green Lantern Corps is filmed on location with the men and women of law enforcement. All suspects are innocent until proven guilty a court of law. ☐ Anonymous 01/16/24(Tue)13:07:29 No.141717292 ► >>141716825 >A Green Lantern is flying a ship with a media alien filming the show >"Yeah we sometimes use these vessels for civilians like you, saves on ring energy, you know...." >"Lantern 5637, we have an active 10-Glargaflep in progress in the Moszat System, please respond." >"Confirmed. Alright, let's go protect and serve" >Cut to a starship crashed into a space station, with two aliens arguing in unintelligible languages >"Hey, Whoa, WHOA! Yeah you, float 3 paces back from him! I mean it! Now what happened?" >"Glarga Pona Dizatatta!! Monotori-" >"Okay okay. You, stay here. Transit your insurance agent. And calm down, we're in a public sector for god sake." >Floats over to the other one >"Sir, have you been taking anything not permitted off your designated homeworld?" >"BLAZaaaTORGA!" >"Alright let me see your tentacles, ALL of them!" >He runs, but its far less interesting because they're floating in a vacuum. Camera is still shaky >Tackles the guy, finds these little alien tadpoles you shove up your ass to get high ☐ Anonymous 01/16/24(Tue)18:48:59 No.141721680 ► >How is this engaging in sex with a minor? Do you not understand relativity? We were both born on the same day only I travelled in space.

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