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Anonymous 04/06/14(Sun)09:33:58 UTC-4 No.11227604 >Be 6 years old >In Indonesia for a holiday with family and stay at Uncle's place >One day my mom calls in a doctor >She's all excited about it for some reason >Doesn't tell me or my brother why >Encourages us to lay down on the bed in front of the doctor >I'm an utter idiot and do so >Doctor takes off my pants >Get circumcised without any sort of warning, pain killer or anesthesia >Screaming and crying while my relatives hold me down >Finally ends >Mom is excited again and tells my brother it's his turn >He says no >Mom is okay with that >19 now, I'm only one circumcised out of my siblings >Not even my dad is circumcised >None of my family is even religious so there's no religious obligation to do it >Neither me nor my brother was sick in the d--- that time >My mom probably only did that for kicks Horrible parent stories? O Anonymous 04/06/14(Sun)09:40:09 UTC-4 No.11227634 u f----- wot m800 How the f--- am I supposed to compete with that story What the f--- dude Dude what the f---

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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