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Anonymous 01/28/18(Sun)16:05:52 No.758222406 My autism peaked today >be me WHY DO I GO THIS TO MYSELF >spent all of last year losing weight and getting into shape >actually manage to somehow make myself look like a decent 953 KB GIF human being >cute girl from my lectures who I occasionally speak to asks me if i want to go to gym with her >i dont even see her as a possible partner coz she's way hotter than me >tell her to meet me there at 1 >she shows up a few minutes before i do >we talked a lot in the gym but still not sure if it was flirty or not but she touched/stroked my arm 13 times (i counted) one time it was longed than 8 Mississippis >we do some weights but mostly work on core muscles >she's in pretty great shape >after we finish i say "I really should have done cardio today" >she says "well you can always come back to my flat for that" >"why, do you have a treadmill there or something"...yes i said this >she says "no" with a smirk AND a wink >THIS DIDN'T REGISTER WITH ME >"hahaha why would I come over then, besides I have to get home and feed my hamster" >she looks at me weirdly like "really?" >I don't even realize what I've done till I was speaking to a friend about it >tfw when i turned down possible sex with a 8/10 girl to go feed my fat f------ hamster I think i still have a shot though. We are still texting and plan to go to gym again soon.

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.
Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI
: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"
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