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Anonymous 70 KB JPEG No.34862800 15/01/2024,2:53:36 pm > invents two of the most environmentally destructive man-made substances we know of > gets polio > strangles himself to death with a machine he invented to help him get out of bed > refuses to elaborate

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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Anarchist anon saw the thread | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: 19AQrfbZ) = I made it? 8 KB JPG 01/15/24(Mon)07:22:16 No.19385436 >be me yesterday > on 4chan bitching about getting banned from some anarchist server > be me today > meet up with normie friend > friend tells me he saw a funny greentext on reddit the other day which reminded him of me > shows it to me > mfw its my post > mfw it has 6k upvotes > normie friend now thinks im god Bros is this considered making it? Honestly Im just glad I shared this moment with my friend : Anonymous (ID: 19AQrfbZ ) = 01/15/24(Mon)07:34:13 No.19385458 well not my post, my 4chan post, havent fallen so low to post my own greentexts on reddit

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Doesn't matter, had snu snu | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/13/24(Sat) 22:44:33 No.663603910 Main_30_end_(54).jpg 94 KB JPG >f---- you >immediately kills you afterwards what the f--- was her problem?

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Anon hates Yakuza gamers | /r/Greentext

Anonymous PlayStation.2 SERA 191 KB JPG 01/14/24(Sun)05:58:20 No.663684678 >play yakuza kiwami >"Ummmm actually Yakuza kiwami is a sequel to a prequel not a remake of the first game. You should play the ps2 version instead because the combat is better" >decide to play the ps2 version after beating kiwami >The story is literally identical and instead of hitting square square square triangle to stun lock evey enemy in the game you hit square square triangle Why do Yakuza fans like to pretend zero killed the franchise so hard they unironically say this s---? 218 Replies / 41 Images View Thread

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Anon on F1nn5ter. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous (ID: NxlcixpZ) This is what happens when you (...) 01/14/24(Sun)18:16:53 No.455194664 OnlyFans.com/Inter You made this British man end up like this, inventing hormones so powerful that he literally looks like a real woman. 733 KB JPG 40 years ago this Britt would be invading islands or playing the world cup, but now he is in a hotel with an Arab ready to be desecrated Anonymous (ID: XgEP8do1 ) [ 01/14/24(Sun)18:18:55 No.455194846 >>455194664 (OP) >just a joke bros... >my dad found my panties in the washer >i told him, it's just for my twitch streams, nothing more >i'm just doing this for the money trust me... Anonymous (ID: g7Rv7K5K) 01/14/24(Sun)18:19:17 No.455194876 >>455194664 (OP) >now he is in a hotel with an Arab ready to be desecrated MY F----- SIDES

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I guess 9/11 was good for one thing | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous mulla 01/08/24(Mon)16:04:59 No.194594093 file.jpg 43 KB JPG >9/11 inspired Gerard Way to start My Chemical Romance >MCR inspired Stephenie Meyer to write Twilight >twilight is the basis of E.L. James' fanfic that became 50 shades of gray >the 50 Shades film adaptation skyrocketed Dakota Johnson's career >dakota Johnson called out Ellen on her show for lying abt not being invited to her birthday, sparking the fire that started Ellen's downfall 9/11 killed Ellen Degeneres' career.

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Anon advises you to start burdenmaxxing | /r/Greentext

VARY 10000 ☐ EVERYBODY START BURDENMAXXING IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS NOT A DRILL Anonymous 01/14/24 (Sun)21:07:37 No.30559117 [Reply] Start stealing and become a burden on society. First thing you should do is quit your worthless wagie job. Don't bother applying for benefits, welfare or any other government assistance unless you really can't help yourself. I personally prefer to also GHOSTMAXX, no properties in my name, no hand outs, no benefits, no taxes, just living in the shadows of society and outside of the system as much as I can, but I digress. Simply take everything you need from big corporations, resell it and enjoy life. Hit their jew warehouses and megastores and become an honest reseller. Make sure to post about it and encourage more people to become burdens like you. Once enough people do this, their system collapses. Also always remember how over half the population got vaxxed and sided with the government? make them pay and enjoy it too. This is how you get back at the jews, the governments, the corporations, the normie cattle and everybody else who wronged you.

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anon wants Spain (with the S) | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 01/14/24(Sun)11:57:33 No.192514977 >cultured >cheerful attitude Miguel Delibes VGH.png 1.14 MB PNG At what age you realized Spanish women are the best? >beautiful >not entirely materialistic >can hold a conversation >passionate I know you chuds don't like them because they lean to a different political side than yours, but your loss

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/fit/izen has a bright idea | /r/Greentext

8 replies How do I bladdermaxx? #1, No. 73308635 1/12/24 8:23:24 PM Bladder 1180x671 JPG 1180x671 62.1 kB I was thinking that since the bladder is comprised of smooth muscle, shouldn't it be something that could be trained? When I need to piss, would holding it until failure work?

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Anon didn't take the bait./ | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 07/24/18(Tue)17:22:48 No.47025827 > Mfw came buckets in a 14yo girl's mouth and she swallowed it all saying "it was tasty" > Mfw I live in Europe Sucks for you bois > tf when you'll never know how 150 KB JPG f------ good it feels >>47025897 # Anonymous 07/24/18(Tue)17:23:40 No.47025837 you'll need to work on your skills if you're going to keep writing erotic literature anon.

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It doesn't even matter anon | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 11/22/21(Mon)14:42:51 No.867174310 >have "in the end" by Linkin park stuck in my head for like 2 days so far >I haven't even heard or seen anything remotely related to the song in months, possibly years >Can't get it out of my head and my brain is constantly repeating the lyrics 1.23 MB PNG Someone f------ help me or I will send myself to god

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Anon doesn’t like Japan | /r/Greentext

ܢܟ >Be me, Japan >Enslave women to become sex slaves >Massacre 14m innocent POWS >Attack Pearl Harbor despite US being neutral >Commit many more war crimes >Get nuked >Everyone forgets about my war crimes >Don't get punished >Sympathy from everyone

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Anon is from the future | /r/Greentext

: Anonymouse (ID: PTHXrgTY) 12/02/21(Thu)19:55:41 No.350509369 >>350507410 (OP) # >>be me 2027 >>decide to play the new battlefield 1944 >>no scoreboard >>all player characters are LGBT >>all player characters colored, gender non binary, trans furkins >>all chat is monitored by a team led by Anita Sarkeasian >>Only white men in the game are the axis NAZI's >>you can't play as the nazi's >>you can't pick up nazi weapons without first playing "combating white racism" hour long seminar, and buying the shitlord DLC for 29.99 This actually seems fairly plausible to me imho

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