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522 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)22:18:15 No.119651237 >be me >enjoy old christmas songs >favorite is Holly Jolly Christmas by Gene Aubrey >actually pay attention to the lyrics this year >"Oh, ho, the mistletoe" >"It's hung where you can see" >"Somebody waits for you" >"Kiss her once for me" Wait, im confused. So as im fingerbanging a wasted 3/10 roastie at my work Christmas party im supposed to slip an extra finger in and tell her its from an old man who sung a song? Why were people in olden times such perverts?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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$Anonymous (ID: 7MFKKsOw) 12/14/23(Thu)17:00:00 No.451910050 910 KB PNG >>451909750 (OP) # Metric is Satanic. Imperial is a human-based measurement system. The foot is obvious, but they're all human based. The inch is the second segment of the index finger, the yard is the distance from nose to fingertip, the mile is 1000 paces (steps), the gallon was the standard size of a cask of beer or wine, etc. And then these were all divided using fractions which we can naturally discern visually. Metric has no connection to the human body, to human movement, or to culture. It's completely arbitrary, sterile, and soulless. It seeks to remove the human connection from the way we think and interact with the world. Put aside your brainwashing that metric is somehow superior because it "makes sense" or is more consistent. You know I'm right: Imperial is more natural, more human. >>451910477 # >>451910504 # >>451911060 # >>451912428 # >>451912654 # >>451917434 # >>451918309 # >>451918670 # >>451919423 # >>451919829 # >>451919921 # >>451920042 # >>451920284 # >>451920616 # >>451922007 # >>451922308 # >>451922546 # >>451923355 # >>451924468 # >>451926892 # >>451927838 # >>451928270 # >>451928292 # >>451929660 # >>451930031 # >>451930038 # >>451930709 #$