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: Anonymous 03/24/21 (Wed)15:10:54 No.850421775 106 KB JPG >be me >sleeping.wav >dreaming that i am a young jewish boy following around my older also jewish cousin >we are walking around poland at night >going alley to alley s------- >just dropping our pants and taking massive s---- in corners and on walls >wake up >oh no >there's a s--- in my ass >it's stuck there like a s--- cork >book it from bed to bathroom >wrap hand in toilet paper >manually pull cork s--- out of my ass >unleash a tsunami of diarrhea >f------ jews >f------ jews s--- my pants

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Anonymous DIS-Avowed 11/27/24(Wed)05:30:27 No.695700 VIDEO GAMES 'Avowed' Art Director Matt Hansen Admits To Wanting To Make Elon Musk "Mad" And Hint Game Is Ultra Woke JOHN F. TRENT NOV 26, 2024 - PAID 3 D1 ~ OBSIDIAN MATT_HANSEN ART DIRECTOR OBSIDIAN ENTERTAINMENT OBSIDIAN Matt Hansen the art director for Xbox and Obsidian Entertainment's upcoming fi person fantasy RPG admitted that he wanted to make Elon Musk "mad" with the game. 75486787548769.png 294 KB PNG >"I will make it political just to make chuds mad" >"And i achieved it! i made people mad" >"F--- chuds!" >"Win!" >"W-wait... what's that? my game flopped?!" >"Wait... there are layoffs in my studio? how-" >"P-people didn't like me trying to make them mad!" >"t-they are bigots!" >"F--- gamers! it's rough times for game developers man, this society is failing in so many levels it's unbelievable!" >"Y-you are laughing!, there are families involved and you are laughing!"

File: Screenshot 20241127-155712.png (228 KB, 742x721) Something Happened Anonymous (ID: HG6Lars) 11/27/24(Wed)17:35:15 No.489774321 ► >Polls all indicate a Harris victory, though close >Ann Selzer poll, known as a canary in a coal mine, indicated Harris winning lowa >Trump campaign suspiciously quiet nearing the end of the campaign >Harris campaign had significant energy >North Carolina predicted to be close >Virginia unusually red >The four countries willing and able to f--- with US democracy (Iran, China, Russia, NK) stand to benefit from a Trump win (cause it's destabilizing) >Billionaires cozy up to Trump despite a Harris victory being predicted >TRUMP WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >FOR THE FIRST TIME IN 20 YEARS A REPUBLICAN CANDIDATE WINS THE POPULAR VOTE >WITH AN APPROVAL RATING EQUIVALENT TO CANCER Bros, I'm telling you, something funky happened

☐ Anonymous 11/25/24(Mon) 10:39:13 No. 17295889 >>17295909 >>17295925 >>17295935 >>17295976 >win independence >DON'T devolve into military dictatorship or absolute monarchy >start off with fresh land and an unusually high literacy rate >neighbors are retarded savages who live at the mercy of nature >large ocean between them and European chimpouts >shitgoesdown.jpg >"here tovarish buy my land I need to fund a chimpout" >ok > "here America buy my land, I need to fund my own le chimpout" >ok >"hey America there was a chimpout in Texas we'll join you (and won't secede later) if you help" >ok >*doubles land in two years* It's amazing how well they took advantage of what they had. Many nations have completely fumbled the bag during their development. What went so right?

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File: 49116898-BA06-481F-9C31-65BA817A1011.jpg (32 KB, 244x213) O Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)21:34:31 No.75769824 [Reply] >>75770073 >>75770461 Why does everyone call me anon? My name is Gilbert □ Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)22:00:00 No.75770014 >>75770073 >>75770461 File: 1697820688996987.png (402 KB, 736x813) My name is Gilbert too Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)22:08:05 No.75770073 >>75769824 (OP) >>75770014 Imaooo this n---- name gilbert Imfao

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File: wittgenstein.png (224 KB, 674x506) Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)13:55:22 No.30363546 > be me > 19 > 6'2 > 74 kg > father died before i was born, mother killed herself when i was 2 > sociopatic, eccentric, impulsive > signs of schizoid, narcissistic, bipolar personality disorders > studied mathematics and mechanics > won National U20 Chess Olympiad > never attended to any class in uni > i was there only ones for national mathematics olympiad qualification > got in physical fight with math professor, because he called logicians useless > they will reunion me next semester, because i won National Mathematics Olympiad > never had any social media > never had any strong connection with people > never touched female in my life > never talked to female in my life > never got interested in any female in my life > didn't went outside for second month already > too busy working on Putnam Olympiad problems > too busy reading wittgenstein's tractatus > too busy reading textbooks on analytic number theory, topology, differential geometry, analysis, mathematical logic etc > too busy recompiling my gentoo's kernel > too busy editing my config files Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)15:35:32 No.30364311 It's you again.

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Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)18:17:44 No.260566266 >>260566307 >>260566312 >>260566357 >>260566384>>260566415>>26056708 >>260565065 Last digit is Chihiro's penis length in inches Second to last is Sojo's length in inches No 260566266 Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)18:19:15 No.260566312 ✓ >>260566266 Rivals indeed Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)18:23:13 No.260566415 ✓ >>260566266 M-MASAKA! $$ 導 Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)18:19:02 No.260566307 >>260566266 Kino.... 外健 Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)19:33:57 No.260567963 ✓ >>260566266 evenly matched

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File: 611ffb1676743eaf992fefb8a(...).jpg (18 KB, 300x300) | 12/14/23(Thu)13:39:02 No.451908094 D >>451908345 Anonymous (ID: OH8w1+E3) >>451909526 >>451911867 >>451912048 >>451913702 >>451914160 >>451914446 >tribalism and in-group preference is natural to humans >competition is between groups and individuals is natural for humans >Humans, as much as other great apes are hierarchical species. >Humans are cautious of other humans, who different from them. >Humans have desire to harvest as much resources as possible for themself and their family. Humans are literally born right-wing, why there are left-wingers? Anonymous (ID: VJrQHfYE) >>451908094 (OP) >why there are left-wingers? Women 12/14/23(Thu)13:41:38 No.451908345 ► >>451908435

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: Anonymous 803 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)03:49:00 No.660751124 >children today literally have no idea what a keyboard and mouse is >>660751581 # I hope you all realize that the gaming you like is going away. : Anonymous >>660751124 (OP) # What the f--- is that thing? 12/15/23(Fri)03:49:55 No.660751190

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: Anonymous 5 KB PNG 12/14/23(Thu)13:54:37 No.660666159 >open cheat engine >select steam.exe >get your wallet money value >change it to 99999 >??? >profit F--- THE SYSTEM! 12/14/23(Thu)13:56:17 No.660666254 : Anonymous >login to bank account >change your savings to one million dollars ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME >>660666612 # >>660672540 # >>660679181 #

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File: IMG_0235.jpg (47 KB, 1079x1080) 6 uses to put their sealed games in >genius >its a game from Nintendo switch broke as a joke to buy a new gen console f--- yeah this is gonna work >at 5:34 PM >go to video game section >take game and put it in pocket >wear sunglasses and hood again >walk around a store for a bit Stealing games at a Best Buy Anonymous 12/14/23 (Thu)17:45:37 No.660735961 >switch uses cartridges so easy >realizes that Best Buy has cameras all over the place >idea >go back home and get a whole sheet of paper >make a whole map of the f------ place >showing which camera is at and employees are mostly at >wear black hoodie and with long pockets >wear hat and sunglasses >black gloves >black shoes >placed my cart near the refrigerators >go to bathroom >be me >16 year old >2018 >wanting a game that's $50 >broke as a black guy on his wellfare check >parents won't buy it from me as they disown me for retaking chemistry class as I failed it. >friends are assholes and won't get it for me, after the all nice s--- I've gave them >f--- >take sunglasses and hood off and go to Best Buy as a regular customer >buy a few snacks and put them in cart >take the cartridge out >put game case and card in pocket >flush the toilet just to not be suspicious >nearest Best Buy has a copy of the game I want >go to Best Buy >go to the games display >realize something >some games don't have that stupid f------ plastic/glass protector that Best Buy >smells like s--- as old men in bathroom is gasping for s--- >take the sealed crap off the game >throw it on the floor >take cart and place the game case back in the display section >buy the snacks in my cart >run off back to my car Mission accomplished >game sucks ass >never play game ever again a few years later >come back to see f------ armed police guards standing in front the exit doors >wow they learned. >good job Best Buy but you didn't stop a teen from stealing

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Anonymous 9 KB JPG 12/14/23(Thu)18:14:40 No.660738554 >buy single player game >start the campaign >"connecting to central server" >instant quit, uninstall, refund i hate this s---

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File: 1698491431735.jpg (52 KB, 516x745) "I am going to kill myself, he said, loudly. "It's f------ over. It's so ever. We are never coming back from this, I am never going to recover from this. It's all downhill from bere Anonymous 12/15/23(Fri)00:27:33 No.75766054 [Reply] >be me, 15 years old or so >absolute f------ degenerate >used to steal my sisters and my moms underwear and wear them >one day decide to wear them to school >really f------ uncomfortable the entire time >ffw to science class >have those seats with no back to them >pants feel like they are not up all the way >try to cover it up by dragging my hoodie down and sitting on it >probably draw more attention to myself >hear the girls behind me laugh >get up to go to the bathroom and pull my pants up on the way out they definitely saw me wearing girls underwear didnt they

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Anonymous ITS OVER 15 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)04:32:23 No.75764960 >go out with cute girl >date goes great >next day she starts taking forever to answer my messages >like 3 days later she stops replying completely >send her 2 new messages in the following week and she also doesnt respond >today she uploads a photo saying she wishes somebody would invite her to go see the christmas lights downtown

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Anon explains why reading is inherently homosexual | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)05:17:25 No.2591087 >>2591077 Reading is for f------. You let your brain be filled with ideas crested by other men. It's like your brain is a womb and they are e---------- inside of it, and impregnating you with their personality and beliefs. Then you give birth to their injected ideas by regurgitating it back out into the world even though you had nothing to do with coming up with those ideas. You're just a receptacle for their brainjizz, you get knocked up by dead authors and birth their intellectual and philosophical children. You're a f-----. Your brain is pregnant with the brainchildren of other men. This is why reading is for f------. There is nothing more homosexual than packing your brain full of fiction.

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Anonymous 05/31/14(Sat)16:11:56 No.245909607 >>245909726 >>245909810 >>245909910 >>245910121 >>245916302 >>245909151 >>245908867 I'm not Mozart you f------. Mozart is obviously dead and there's no way I could even live that long. 7).

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: Anonymous 03/24/21 (Wed)15:10:54 No.850421775 106 KB JPG >be me >sleeping.wav >dreaming that i am a young jewish boy following around my older also jewish cousin >we are walking around poland at night >going alley to alley s------- >just dropping our pants and taking massive s---- in corners and on walls >wake up >oh no >there's a s--- in my ass >it's stuck there like a s--- cork >book it from bed to bathroom >wrap hand in toilet paper >manually pull cork s--- out of my ass >unleash a tsunami of diarrhea >f------ jews >f------ jews s--- my pants

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