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: Anonymous 03/24/21 (Wed)15:10:54 No.850421775 106 KB JPG >be me >sleeping.wav >dreaming that i am a young jewish boy following around my older also jewish cousin >we are walking around poland at night >going alley to alley s------- >just dropping our pants and taking massive s---- in corners and on walls >wake up >oh no >there's a s--- in my ass >it's stuck there like a s--- cork >book it from bed to bathroom >wrap hand in toilet paper >manually pull cork s--- out of my ass >unleash a tsunami of diarrhea >f------ jews >f------ jews s--- my pants

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File: fmt 87 24 615293 1604906381.jpg (87 KB, 1910x1080) ☐ Anonymous 11/11/24(Mon)13:47:16 No.17255059 >Is name De Gaul >The Gaul >>17255201 >Is in charge of the region that used to be called Gaul Who wrote this s---?

The Russian avos' (Russian: aвосb) describes a philosophy of behavior, or attitude, of a person who ignores possible problems or hassles and, at the same time, expects or hopes for no negative results or consequences. It is an attitude that treats life as unpredictable and holds that the best one can do is count on luck.[1][2] >>73658048 # 1703041606043192.jpg 127 KB JPG >Damn you are right, this whole positivity and gratefulness thing is actually pretty good Yeah especially if you think of it in terms of sheer usefulness. Any sort of doomerism just undermines your attitude and it's much better to go through life naively assuming things will turn out well as long as you keep going forward and trying again and again despite any downs and lows in the past. I like this pic

Anonymous Photo of anime girl date and time >be me >straight *The most violently homosexual text you will ever see in your life. No utterance of words is as homosexual as the ones currently viewed. This will be the most gay formulation of words in all of mankind's history.* >am i gay

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Anon's Name Is Gilbert | /r/Greentext

File: 49116898-BA06-481F-9C31-65BA817A1011.jpg (32 KB, 244x213) O Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)21:34:31 No.75769824 [Reply] >>75770073 >>75770461 Why does everyone call me anon? My name is Gilbert □ Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)22:00:00 No.75770014 >>75770073 >>75770461 File: 1697820688996987.png (402 KB, 736x813) My name is Gilbert too Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)22:08:05 No.75770073 >>75769824 (OP) >>75770014 Imaooo this n---- name gilbert Imfao

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Anon is a giganerd | /r/Greentext

File: wittgenstein.png (224 KB, 674x506) Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)13:55:22 No.30363546 > be me > 19 > 6'2 > 74 kg > father died before i was born, mother killed herself when i was 2 > sociopatic, eccentric, impulsive > signs of schizoid, narcissistic, bipolar personality disorders > studied mathematics and mechanics > won National U20 Chess Olympiad > never attended to any class in uni > i was there only ones for national mathematics olympiad qualification > got in physical fight with math professor, because he called logicians useless > they will reunion me next semester, because i won National Mathematics Olympiad > never had any social media > never had any strong connection with people > never touched female in my life > never talked to female in my life > never got interested in any female in my life > didn't went outside for second month already > too busy working on Putnam Olympiad problems > too busy reading wittgenstein's tractatus > too busy reading textbooks on analytic number theory, topology, differential geometry, analysis, mathematical logic etc > too busy recompiling my gentoo's kernel > too busy editing my config files Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)15:35:32 No.30364311 It's you again.

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Kagurabachi anon sets a challenge | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)18:17:44 No.260566266 >>260566307 >>260566312 >>260566357 >>260566384>>260566415>>26056708 >>260565065 Last digit is Chihiro's penis length in inches Second to last is Sojo's length in inches No 260566266 Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)18:19:15 No.260566312 ✓ >>260566266 Rivals indeed Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)18:23:13 No.260566415 ✓ >>260566266 M-MASAKA! $$ 導 Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)18:19:02 No.260566307 >>260566266 Kino.... 外健 Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)19:33:57 No.260567963 ✓ >>260566266 evenly matched

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Anons discuss an important political question | /r/Greentext

File: 611ffb1676743eaf992fefb8a(...).jpg (18 KB, 300x300) | 12/14/23(Thu)13:39:02 No.451908094 D >>451908345 Anonymous (ID: OH8w1+E3) >>451909526 >>451911867 >>451912048 >>451913702 >>451914160 >>451914446 >tribalism and in-group preference is natural to humans >competition is between groups and individuals is natural for humans >Humans, as much as other great apes are hierarchical species. >Humans are cautious of other humans, who different from them. >Humans have desire to harvest as much resources as possible for themself and their family. Humans are literally born right-wing, why there are left-wingers? Anonymous (ID: VJrQHfYE) >>451908094 (OP) >why there are left-wingers? Women 12/14/23(Thu)13:41:38 No.451908345 ► >>451908435

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Anon is concerned with the future of gaming | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 803 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)03:49:00 No.660751124 >children today literally have no idea what a keyboard and mouse is >>660751581 # I hope you all realize that the gaming you like is going away. : Anonymous >>660751124 (OP) # What the f--- is that thing? 12/15/23(Fri)03:49:55 No.660751190

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Life hacks | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 5 KB PNG 12/14/23(Thu)13:54:37 No.660666159 >open cheat engine >select steam.exe >get your wallet money value >change it to 99999 >??? >profit F--- THE SYSTEM! 12/14/23(Thu)13:56:17 No.660666254 : Anonymous >login to bank account >change your savings to one million dollars ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME >>660666612 # >>660672540 # >>660679181 #

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Anons plan to steal | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_0235.jpg (47 KB, 1079x1080) 6 uses to put their sealed games in >genius >its a game from Nintendo switch broke as a joke to buy a new gen console f--- yeah this is gonna work >at 5:34 PM >go to video game section >take game and put it in pocket >wear sunglasses and hood again >walk around a store for a bit Stealing games at a Best Buy Anonymous 12/14/23 (Thu)17:45:37 No.660735961 >switch uses cartridges so easy >realizes that Best Buy has cameras all over the place >idea >go back home and get a whole sheet of paper >make a whole map of the f------ place >showing which camera is at and employees are mostly at >wear black hoodie and with long pockets >wear hat and sunglasses >black gloves >black shoes >placed my cart near the refrigerators >go to bathroom >be me >16 year old >2018 >wanting a game that's $50 >broke as a black guy on his wellfare check >parents won't buy it from me as they disown me for retaking chemistry class as I failed it. >friends are assholes and won't get it for me, after the all nice s--- I've gave them >f--- >take sunglasses and hood off and go to Best Buy as a regular customer >buy a few snacks and put them in cart >take the cartridge out >put game case and card in pocket >flush the toilet just to not be suspicious >nearest Best Buy has a copy of the game I want >go to Best Buy >go to the games display >realize something >some games don't have that stupid f------ plastic/glass protector that Best Buy >smells like s--- as old men in bathroom is gasping for s--- >take the sealed crap off the game >throw it on the floor >take cart and place the game case back in the display section >buy the snacks in my cart >run off back to my car Mission accomplished >game sucks ass >never play game ever again a few years later >come back to see f------ armed police guards standing in front the exit doors >wow they learned. >good job Best Buy but you didn't stop a teen from stealing

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Anon hates online-only games | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9 KB JPG 12/14/23(Thu)18:14:40 No.660738554 >buy single player game >start the campaign >"connecting to central server" >instant quit, uninstall, refund i hate this s---

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Anon is a weirdo | /r/Greentext

File: 1698491431735.jpg (52 KB, 516x745) "I am going to kill myself, he said, loudly. "It's f------ over. It's so ever. We are never coming back from this, I am never going to recover from this. It's all downhill from bere Anonymous 12/15/23(Fri)00:27:33 No.75766054 [Reply] >be me, 15 years old or so >absolute f------ degenerate >used to steal my sisters and my moms underwear and wear them >one day decide to wear them to school >really f------ uncomfortable the entire time >ffw to science class >have those seats with no back to them >pants feel like they are not up all the way >try to cover it up by dragging my hoodie down and sitting on it >probably draw more attention to myself >hear the girls behind me laugh >get up to go to the bathroom and pull my pants up on the way out they definitely saw me wearing girls underwear didnt they

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Anon goes out. | /r/Greentext

Anonymous ITS OVER 15 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)04:32:23 No.75764960 >go out with cute girl >date goes great >next day she starts taking forever to answer my messages >like 3 days later she stops replying completely >send her 2 new messages in the following week and she also doesnt respond >today she uploads a photo saying she wishes somebody would invite her to go see the christmas lights downtown

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Anon explains why reading is inherently homosexual | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)05:17:25 No.2591087 >>2591077 Reading is for f------. You let your brain be filled with ideas crested by other men. It's like your brain is a womb and they are e---------- inside of it, and impregnating you with their personality and beliefs. Then you give birth to their injected ideas by regurgitating it back out into the world even though you had nothing to do with coming up with those ideas. You're just a receptacle for their brainjizz, you get knocked up by dead authors and birth their intellectual and philosophical children. You're a f-----. Your brain is pregnant with the brainchildren of other men. This is why reading is for f------. There is nothing more homosexual than packing your brain full of fiction.

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Anon is definitely not Mozart | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/31/14(Sat)16:11:56 No.245909607 >>245909726 >>245909810 >>245909910 >>245910121 >>245916302 >>245909151 >>245908867 I'm not Mozart you f------. Mozart is obviously dead and there's no way I could even live that long. 7).

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