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File: 49116898-BA06-481F-9C31-65BA817A1011.jpg (32 KB, 244x213) O Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)21:34:31 No.75769824 [Reply] >>75770073 >>75770461 Why does everyone call me anon? My name is Gilbert □ Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)22:00:00 No.75770014 >>75770073 >>75770461 File: 1697820688996987.png (402 KB, 736x813) My name is Gilbert too Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)22:08:05 No.75770073 >>75769824 (OP) >>75770014 Imaooo this n---- name gilbert Imfao

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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File: wittgenstein.png (224 KB, 674x506) Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)13:55:22 No.30363546 > be me > 19 > 6'2 > 74 kg > father died before i was born, mother killed herself when i was 2 > sociopatic, eccentric, impulsive > signs of schizoid, narcissistic, bipolar personality disorders > studied mathematics and mechanics > won National U20 Chess Olympiad > never attended to any class in uni > i was there only ones for national mathematics olympiad qualification > got in physical fight with math professor, because he called logicians useless > they will reunion me next semester, because i won National Mathematics Olympiad > never had any social media > never had any strong connection with people > never touched female in my life > never talked to female in my life > never got interested in any female in my life > didn't went outside for second month already > too busy working on Putnam Olympiad problems > too busy reading wittgenstein's tractatus > too busy reading textbooks on analytic number theory, topology, differential geometry, analysis, mathematical logic etc > too busy recompiling my gentoo's kernel > too busy editing my config files Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)15:35:32 No.30364311 It's you again.

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Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)18:17:44 No.260566266 >>260566307 >>260566312 >>260566357 >>260566384>>260566415>>26056708 >>260565065 Last digit is Chihiro's penis length in inches Second to last is Sojo's length in inches No 260566266 Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)18:19:15 No.260566312 ✓ >>260566266 Rivals indeed Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)18:23:13 No.260566415 ✓ >>260566266 M-MASAKA! $$ 導 Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)18:19:02 No.260566307 >>260566266 Kino.... 外健 Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)19:33:57 No.260567963 ✓ >>260566266 evenly matched

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Anons discuss an important political question | /r/Greentext

File: 611ffb1676743eaf992fefb8a(...).jpg (18 KB, 300x300) | 12/14/23(Thu)13:39:02 No.451908094 D >>451908345 Anonymous (ID: OH8w1+E3) >>451909526 >>451911867 >>451912048 >>451913702 >>451914160 >>451914446 >tribalism and in-group preference is natural to humans >competition is between groups and individuals is natural for humans >Humans, as much as other great apes are hierarchical species. >Humans are cautious of other humans, who different from them. >Humans have desire to harvest as much resources as possible for themself and their family. Humans are literally born right-wing, why there are left-wingers? Anonymous (ID: VJrQHfYE) >>451908094 (OP) >why there are left-wingers? Women 12/14/23(Thu)13:41:38 No.451908345 ► >>451908435

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Anon is concerned with the future of gaming | /r/Greentext

: Anonymous 803 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)03:49:00 No.660751124 >children today literally have no idea what a keyboard and mouse is >>660751581 # I hope you all realize that the gaming you like is going away. : Anonymous >>660751124 (OP) # What the f--- is that thing? 12/15/23(Fri)03:49:55 No.660751190

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: Anonymous 5 KB PNG 12/14/23(Thu)13:54:37 No.660666159 >open cheat engine >select steam.exe >get your wallet money value >change it to 99999 >??? >profit F--- THE SYSTEM! 12/14/23(Thu)13:56:17 No.660666254 : Anonymous >login to bank account >change your savings to one million dollars ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME >>660666612 # >>660672540 # >>660679181 #

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Anons plan to steal | /r/Greentext

File: IMG_0235.jpg (47 KB, 1079x1080) 6 uses to put their sealed games in >genius >its a game from Nintendo switch broke as a joke to buy a new gen console f--- yeah this is gonna work >at 5:34 PM >go to video game section >take game and put it in pocket >wear sunglasses and hood again >walk around a store for a bit Stealing games at a Best Buy Anonymous 12/14/23 (Thu)17:45:37 No.660735961 >switch uses cartridges so easy >realizes that Best Buy has cameras all over the place >idea >go back home and get a whole sheet of paper >make a whole map of the f------ place >showing which camera is at and employees are mostly at >wear black hoodie and with long pockets >wear hat and sunglasses >black gloves >black shoes >placed my cart near the refrigerators >go to bathroom >be me >16 year old >2018 >wanting a game that's $50 >broke as a black guy on his wellfare check >parents won't buy it from me as they disown me for retaking chemistry class as I failed it. >friends are assholes and won't get it for me, after the all nice s--- I've gave them >f--- >take sunglasses and hood off and go to Best Buy as a regular customer >buy a few snacks and put them in cart >take the cartridge out >put game case and card in pocket >flush the toilet just to not be suspicious >nearest Best Buy has a copy of the game I want >go to Best Buy >go to the games display >realize something >some games don't have that stupid f------ plastic/glass protector that Best Buy >smells like s--- as old men in bathroom is gasping for s--- >take the sealed crap off the game >throw it on the floor >take cart and place the game case back in the display section >buy the snacks in my cart >run off back to my car Mission accomplished >game sucks ass >never play game ever again a few years later >come back to see f------ armed police guards standing in front the exit doors >wow they learned. >good job Best Buy but you didn't stop a teen from stealing

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Anon hates online-only games | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 9 KB JPG 12/14/23(Thu)18:14:40 No.660738554 >buy single player game >start the campaign >"connecting to central server" >instant quit, uninstall, refund i hate this s---

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Anon is a weirdo | /r/Greentext

File: 1698491431735.jpg (52 KB, 516x745) "I am going to kill myself, he said, loudly. "It's f------ over. It's so ever. We are never coming back from this, I am never going to recover from this. It's all downhill from bere Anonymous 12/15/23(Fri)00:27:33 No.75766054 [Reply] >be me, 15 years old or so >absolute f------ degenerate >used to steal my sisters and my moms underwear and wear them >one day decide to wear them to school >really f------ uncomfortable the entire time >ffw to science class >have those seats with no back to them >pants feel like they are not up all the way >try to cover it up by dragging my hoodie down and sitting on it >probably draw more attention to myself >hear the girls behind me laugh >get up to go to the bathroom and pull my pants up on the way out they definitely saw me wearing girls underwear didnt they

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Anonymous ITS OVER 15 KB JPG 12/15/23(Fri)04:32:23 No.75764960 >go out with cute girl >date goes great >next day she starts taking forever to answer my messages >like 3 days later she stops replying completely >send her 2 new messages in the following week and she also doesnt respond >today she uploads a photo saying she wishes somebody would invite her to go see the christmas lights downtown

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Anon explains why reading is inherently homosexual | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/14/23(Thu)05:17:25 No.2591087 >>2591077 Reading is for f------. You let your brain be filled with ideas crested by other men. It's like your brain is a womb and they are e---------- inside of it, and impregnating you with their personality and beliefs. Then you give birth to their injected ideas by regurgitating it back out into the world even though you had nothing to do with coming up with those ideas. You're just a receptacle for their brainjizz, you get knocked up by dead authors and birth their intellectual and philosophical children. You're a f-----. Your brain is pregnant with the brainchildren of other men. This is why reading is for f------. There is nothing more homosexual than packing your brain full of fiction.

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Anon is definitely not Mozart | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 05/31/14(Sat)16:11:56 No.245909607 >>245909726 >>245909810 >>245909910 >>245910121 >>245916302 >>245909151 >>245908867 I'm not Mozart you f------. Mozart is obviously dead and there's no way I could even live that long. 7).

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Anonymous (ID: eX720Q/n) 09/23/23(Sat)21:12:40 No.442156406 ✓ >>442156523 >>442156537 >>442156647 >>442160041 Anonymous (ID: 5KcCeKwq) 09/23/23(Sat)22:17:51 No.442160041 ✓ >>442156406 Modern fighter jets just aren't dogfighting like they're mono prop planes in the 1940s you f------ drunken mick. Anonymous (ID: VN+K/ZQS) >>442156406 ‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒‒ - 09/23/23(Sat)21:14:49 No.442156537 Oh look, an Irish c--- making c--- farting sounds. Anonymous (ID: lo/5YVro) 09/23/23(Sat)21:14:39 No.442156523 >>442156406 >irish education No wonder you all starved while surrounded by the f------ ocean >>442156029 In modern aerial combat fancy maneuvers dont count for jack s---. F15 eats these and s---- out migs and its for only one simple reason. F15 GO FAST and keeps its speed through a turn, Sukhois thanks to their flat undersides dump their speed in a turn. Slow = dead. Theyre junk

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