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: Anonymous (ID: fie9HSKQ 12/13/23(Wed)10:00:25 No.451768347 KATİL İSRAİL İŞBİRLİK AKF GettyImages-1842004348.jpg 86 KB JPG >Hasan Bitmez, Some fat Turk MP >Giving speech about the Jews. >"K---- will not be able to escape the wrath of God" >Moments later keels over from heart attack. Too much goy slop or the wrath of God?

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File: democratic party USA.png (47 KB, 1050x1024) For my r/greentext lurkers Anonymous (ID: S+5L+4sx 11/08/24(Fri)11:46:43 No.487728217 ► > base worldview on explictly hating men, white people, religious people, traditional people, conservative people, cisgender heterosexual people, rural people, etc > base worldview on telling blacks and immigrants that the only way they can hope to aspire to anything in life is by being uplifted by a white savior and their DEI programs > continuously alienate the above groups by dismissing all their concerns (caused by your direct insults and condemnations) as fascism, toxicity, fragility > continuously deny any outlet for dialogue/dissent on media/social media/campuses > continuously produce culture that alienates these groups further (like how in all modern remakes/reboots beloved male characters get blacked, gender swapped or turned into alcoholic p------) > alienate corporations by making them lose loads of money because you forced them under threat of cancellation to adopt your rhetoric > literally kill yourself when the above people vote against you I'm not even going to ask if they're retarded because I know the answer.

Anonymous 30 KB JPG Scrabble 11/07/24(Thu)22:49:06 No.927102124 >masculinity so fragile >Now let me call you a Nazi, some of the most deranged and brutal psychopaths to walk the earth >Demolished in a land slide election >Cries into phone for 30 min on social media using the most pedantic and esoteric psychobabble cooked up by a lobotomized ape having a epileptic fit during a game of WE ARE GOOD AND YOU NEED TO KNOW THIS, WHY DON'T YOU AGREE, NAZI

: Anonymous 84 KB JPG 04/16/22(Sat)20:52:07 No.876397732 Heard joke once >"Man goes to doctor. >Says he's an incel. >Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone, no gf. > Doctor says, 'Treatment is simple. >Ryan Gosling is in town tonight. > Go and see him. >That should pick you up. >Man bursts into tears. >Says, But doctor... he's literally me"

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: Anonymous 1 KB JPG 10/25/21(Mon)00:46:53 No.12174990 >God created the universe >Who created god? >God doesn't need to be created he just is >Why cant this be the same for the universe? >IT JUST CANT OK Explain this christfags.

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1h (12/11 22:04) · 910704510 · 14 Re. 2 Img PNG 1MB (680 × 510) · considerthefollowing.png 4 Replies . CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING: >Live in Brampton Ontario Canada >Small house I rent is at the end of a dead end road >Indians don't understand the social contract or personal space/property and constantly park up in front of my house at all hours >Litter like crazy, have sex, drink and smoke in their cars and leave their garbage all over my street including used condoms and even underwear once >picked up their garbage like 5 times now because it got so bad >flash my flashlight at their cars at night, strobe light them until they f--- off It's worked pretty well so far, but I have no way of getting rid of them during the day, any suggestions? : I bought a wireless speaker to blast ear r--- but it just isn't loud enough. 1h (12/11 22:06) .910704558 >>910704510 (OP) Shoot them :

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Anon has an odd customer | /r/Greentext

Anonymous No.793220184 51 KB JPG 02/21/19(Thu)07:57:26 Weird clients/customers you had? I'll start >Be me, selling coffee at a stand in the hospital >very old customer speaks Russian with daughter, she orders for him >suddenly he starts talking hebrew (it's isreal here im a kikeanon) >tells me about how he and a bunch of other guys in some soviet union won 20 agaisnt 100, how he used to beat people with his bare hands >amm ok here's your coffe >asks me to punch his belly, i heistently do so >it's hard as steel, dude atlest 60 >he reachs for a handshake >grabs my thunb between two of his fingers >grip is f------ STEEL, he says "see? Broken" and laughs >he walksaway Have i just met one of the great chads of the motherland?

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It's a pirates life for me | /r/Greentext

18m (12/11 22:54) 910705893 - 9 Re.0 lmg PNG 51KB (689 × 960) · IMG_0299.png 1 Reply "support the artist and buy music!" >physical copies are impossible to find, you have to order them online and pay extra for shipping >thats fine I'll buy digital >do that for a while realize that some albums I paid for disappeared because the rights expired >why the f--- should I pay full price for something that can be taken away from me at any second? >back to pirating boys 17m (12/11 22:55) 910705907 . >go to concert >shirt is over $40 yeah id rather not 15m (12/11 22:57) 910705968 1 Reply 18/ • >go to the one place in my city with cd's >it's literally just taylor swift and a few other normie artists >leave empty handed

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: Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)08:56:11 No.660541048 OPINION SPIDER-MAN IS NOW THE ONLY TRUE ARKHAM SUCCESSOR IGN MARVEL'S SPIDER-MAN 2 Bat v Spider.jpg 94 KB JPG >Batman Arkham >Play as Batman, he's the undisputed main character, no one outshines or replaces him >Snoy Spider-Man >Play as Spider-Man and the other Spider-Man who is better, stronger, and faster, even the original admits it. Also play as Spider-Man's girlfriend who is better, stronger, and faster despite having no superpowers

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: Anonymous 12/12/23(Tue)15:42:27 No.73040899 >try doing that when you're 30! >i'm 30, if i did that my back would crack in half! >i had to stop doing that, 30 is no joke! >my 30 year old knees can't handle that! >being 30 means waking up with a new pain every day! Is everyone on the internet biologically programmed to die at twenty or something? Why are they collapsing only a decade into adulthood? 11 KB JPG

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/pol/tard thinks liking Putin is too mainstream | /r/Greentext

□ Anonymous (ID: HJ7wSavz) 12/13/23 (Wed)17:07:58 No.451737961 >>451738062 File: IMG 0039.jpg (48 KB, 850x400) It's better to be a dictator than gay. - Alexander Lukashenko >>451735909 (OP) OP, you have no reason to be self conscious, it's an excellent selection AZ QUOTES

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e: Screenshot 2023-12-13 at (...).png (155 KB, 514x374) Å A How to go from Becky to Stacy? Anonymous (ID: eODisvPv Ⓒ12/13/23(Wed)15:41:49 No.451750470 >Be my boyfriend >26yo >Video game addict >Replika user >unemployed >Plays video games for fun >Talks to replika for emotional support >Uses me as a fleshlight and for bills >Be me. >24F >Have low self-esteem and seek constant male validation. >Work full-time job to completely support my boyfriend just to get used as his toy. >Base my entire existence around him and constantly think of ways to make him feel good/like me more. >Anons, how do I get my boyfriend to see me as something more?

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: Anonymous 12/13/23(Wed)14:50:56 No.660564193 THE DAY BEFORE 1640049209742.jpg 227 KB JPG >I JUST KILLED A GAME STUDIO. WITH MY FREAKING MIND HAHA

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Anonymous (ID: 7H5pAUGG) Population IQ is dropping Science American IQ Scores Have Rapidly Dropped, Proving the 'Reverse Flynn Effect' Are we really getting less intelligent? Here's the truth. BY TIM NEWCOMO PUBLISHED APR 08, 2023 11.00 AM EST 242 KB JPG This system is creating masses of retards that I have to deal with 12/12/23(Tue)19:25:39 No.451723568 constantly and allowing them to exist without dying off like nature would have intended. At what point does this system stop producing these subhumans allowing natural humans return? https://www.popularmechanics.com/sc ience/a43469569/american-iq-scores-decline- reverse-flynn-effect/ Anonymous (ID: 7vH2WgTE) break it down by race 12/12/23(Tue)19:26:27 No.451723623 >>451724024 # >>451725482 # >>451725486 # >>451726733 # >>451733487 # >>451733588 # >>451744415 # >>451744735 # >>451744998 # >>451746646 #

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Anonymous G 99 KB JPG LOA 12/13/23(Wed)02:06:10 No.75748490 >post a dead dog on /pol/ >50 people cuss me out >mods range ban me >meanwhile theres pictures of bloody dead bodies up all day Why the f--- are whites like this? I have never seen anyone as deranged as the modern white person. I hate them so much its painful

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For Whom the Bell Tolls | /r/Greentext

Anonymous 12/12/23(Tue)21:51:20 No.75747987 File: gs.png (801 KB, 555x531) >>75747380 (OP) >be me, 7 >every weekend go see my dad (parents split shortly after I was born) >every weekend he goes to swim laps while I d--- around in the kiddy pool >every weekend we go to the locker room where he hands me a towel and says "Get dry" >every weekend proceed to drop trow and dry off >he gets us tickets to Disneyland to win some favorite parent points >we spend the week going to universal studios and disneyland - it was a good time >we're staying at a hotel with a pool >we go swim and I make some friends with the other kids >dad says its time to go >hands me a towel and says "Get dry" >pavlov.jpg >drop trow in front of entire pool >realize what I've done and get my short stuck trying to pull them up >awkwardly waddle off to the bathroom while crying - people are laughing their asses off >my dad comes to get me a few minutes later MFW I learn about Pavlovs dogs years later

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